Stephen Baldwin Is Here To Stay
You know where Stephen Baldwin can put that vibrating toothbrush....
Before the election ended, the mega cum fart known as Stephen Baldwin vowed to move to Canada if Obama became president. He now claims it was all just a joke. A joke that nobody is laughing at. Stephen told, Page Six, "The liberal Democrats who didn't get that I was joking need to lighten up. Obama is obviously talented and intelligent, and I have great respect for the man. He's got my full support, and I'm gonna be praying for him and his administration."
Tammy from "The Real World: Los Angeles," where are you, girl? Your assistance is needed again. We need you to come over here, put that scarf-thing on your head, wrap yourself in a comforter and scream to Stephen Baldwin, "It wasn't not funny!"
Stephen went on to talk about what he would do if gay marriage ever becomes legal, "If they legalize gay marriage in all 50 states in my lifetime, I'll get a Billy Ray Cyrus tattoo on my butt to go with the Hannah Montana one."
Um....Stephen from "The Real World: Seattle," where are you, girl? Your assistance is needed. We need you to come over here, throw Stephen Baldwin's stuffed puppy into the water and then scream "Irene! Irene!" before slapping him in his smug face.
Little does he know in Canada people were roaring (happy) over Obama winning, and Canada is more liberal than the US. If he doesn't like Obama as president and a democratic majority, he'd hate Canada.
Wow! Where did I say, not loving God, means not loving your country? I never said that. What I said is, it's his right to say and believe what he wants. You are the one's who are judgmental. And very angry. All of you. And yes, I know what site I'm on.
And I'm a loonie because why exactly? Because I believe in God? Because I believe people have the right to believe and say what they want?
If you're angry at me for that then you are, bad Americans. I'm not saying anything other than the fact that, you're judgmental and very angry.
If that makes you mad, you should reevaluate yourselves, because it just might be true.
Balding swashbuckling Baldwin fighting tooth decay one pap shmear at a time.
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:44pm.
I have a story ( I always do )-
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EW, yeah that's skeevy. Seriously, though-ghetto-rigged sex toys - sounds like a trip to the ER in the making.
MICKHAEL K I BOW DOWN TO YOURNESS!!!!!!!
He looks like a vampire. His eyes are inside-out.
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"Two whores don't make a right"-- M.K.
"Any guy who values stick thin and young over smarts and personality isn't worth it and has NOTHING interesting to say anyway."-- Mrs. Kravitz
Word up, MK! Bringing back the oldest of old school Real World references. Gotta love me some Tammy.
Seriously, I was so excited you went there that I made a profile just so I could tell you so. I've been moved by your genius before but never with such urgency. Speaking of urgency...
You know Tammy "It wasn't not funny" drank her food for six weeks with a wired jaw. And you know that bitch had the funny-runnies the entire time. What a shitty (poo pun intended) roommate to sign up for that shit (doo doo poop poop) on purpose!
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HAHAHA! MK!!
I thought it was just Me who went around saying that quote from Tammy!!
OMG you just made my day :) Anyone who's friends with me hears that one at LEAST once a month...That and a few others, like "I'm So Excited! I'm So Excited!..." from SBTB, "I'm like so what I'm drunk!" from some R Kelly song, "I'm Ready to Go!" -Wanda, from In Living Color, and of course, my all time favorite- the most precious Three words in the English language:
"Come on Gloria..."
-Hank Azaria "The Birdcage"
Stop Looking at me like that!
Submitted by Leona on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:41pm.
Thanks, my love
Since Alec is such a lefty liberal I will make a donation to MoveOn.org in your name.
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
@ Mrs. Kravitz--
And to all you other Alec Baldwin loving ho's. This is Leona's early Christmas gift to you. The title of this video is "Alec Baldwin screams at Dora the Explorer." That's right, he calls her little cartoon ass up and lets fly.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ua9o2p-Jlg
You can thank me through paypal.
*smooches*
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Submitted by KD on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:25pm.
Submitted by runningwithscissors on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:22pm.
Ew! We Canadians don't want your Baldwins. Keep your toxic waste to yourselves.
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That statement is quite ironic, considering Canadians send their trash to our landfills.
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snort. not surprised.
Why would you allow countries to dump garbage on your land for money?
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Ew. That cheek suck does not work when you're 40 lbs overweight. Look at the flaps it causes.
Stephen is a class A++ douchebag. What is his deal anyway? Does he have a mental affliction?! Is it just douchebag-itis?!
Your face!
Or he just found out that Canadian gays can marry and Canada has universal health care, Quebecois proudly speak French, and Canadian conservatives are usually the equivalent of centrist Democrats in the US. Scary stuff for an inbred krisschun sock monkey.
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
He's just saying that 'cause the god squad told him to play nice long enough to get the ammo and canned foods into the Nevada bunkers. They can't let the "Obamanation" know they're onto him and the liboorool demons ;D
-- seriously though, a lot of whacked bitches who are waiting on a blond and blue-eyed David Koresh-looking Christ really do believe Obama is the eeevil black man "anti-christ". Meth is a helluva drug, yo.
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OBAMALOONIE
Mike K...you are the funniest man alive!!!! OMG! I cannot believe you brought back classic Tammy AND Stephen in the SAME POST!!!! LMAO!!! It wasn't not funny... lol..
Seriously though, it wasn't not funny.... it wasn't not funny at all.
All the electric toothbrushes in the world aren't gonna get the taste of Alec's bunghole off his tongue.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
He needs to take that toothbrush and shove it really hard up his nose, turn it on, leave it there for 3-4 hours and maybe, just maybe, his brain may work semi-normally.
I'm glad he filled us in, now we won't have to hear from him again for another 4 years. Back to obscurity, douchebag.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Asshole.
These Baldwins are not only bad actors but they lie! First Alec was leaving if Bush won, then Stephen was leaving if Obama won and NOW they are STILL here. Can't they keep a promise?!
Canada does NOT want his washed-up ass. I should know, I'm Canadian.
No, instead of moving to Canada, he should just kill two birds with one stone and move to Alaska.
I can't wait until Inauguration Day. Yay Obama!
I forgot to note that Stephen from Real World: Seattle slapping Irene was the highlight of my MTV watching adolescence. She was laughing afterward, but you could tell she was waiting for the cab to get out of the camera shot so she could cry like a bitch.
I couldn't find a video of the slap, but this is kind of relevant:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZCvPHwvuYU
I can't believe how old Nathan got. And David? I would still hit it. Boston accent and all.
It was just a Joke Stevie? Shit, I just brought you a 4 piece luggage set from Sears on sale for $69.99 just to help you pack your shit ang get the fuck out of America, so I got take it back now that you were joking?! You PUNKASS PUSSY!!!
"You are a whore, darlin'. We all are. We take the cash, we cash the check, we show them what they want to see"
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:47pm.
We could work out a custody arrangement for Alec, but that might end in us leaving angry voicemails and calling each other rude little pigs.
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the anticipation is killing me!!!!
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
@ Mrs. Kravitz
We could work out a custody arrangement for Alec, but that might end in us leaving angry voicemails and calling each other rude little pigs.
WORSHIP MY GOD, YOU AMERICA-HATERS! WAR ON CHRISTMAS! RE-DISTRIBUTOR IN CHIEF! WHERE IS MY XANAX!
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They were dork-sided!
I have a story ( I always do )- When I briefly got back together with my once again ex, I was putting his clothes away in his closet (ok, snooping too!) anyway, I came across the box we kept our "toys" in. When I opened it, I found an electronic toothbrush (very much like the one Baldwin is holding, hence this story) which had been fashioned into some sort of anal bead/vibrating device. Suffice it to say, I doubt he did it for another woman, and I know it wasn't for me. Guess he was trying something new. I will never look at those types of toothbrushes the same ever again.
Michael K, i love you more than I can possibly express for making diet coke come out of my nose by recognizing the magic that was the real world: Los Angeles.
That quote has been haunting my memory for years.
no, it wasn't not funny...it wasn't actually absolutely priceless.
Submitted by PattiCakes on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:11pm.
So I don't love God if I don't like Stephen Baldwin? Hmmmm.... I guess I can live with being darksided.
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Submitted by Leona on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:34pm.
So you want to be Daddy's rude little pigs?
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Is the Pope Catholic?
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
Pattycakes,
I don't know if Stephen Baldwin is actually worth his own salt, although he probably does like to taste it.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
I know this will get me into trouble, but I am really not fond of any of the Baldwins. They could all move and I wouldn't miss them a bit.
So you want to be Daddy's rude little pigs?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:30pm.
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:01pm.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:01pm.
Is it wrong that I'd still hit it with Alec, even though he has gotten pretty chubby in the last few years and leaves angry voicemails for his daughter?
I think I just want to bone him as Jack Donaghy.
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step off bitch, Alec is mine.
OK, we can share.
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
Submitted by Callan on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:27pm.
@PattiCakes
Lastly, don't equate loving God with loving your country. A) I don't know why this bullshit "I'm more American than you because I live in a small town and go to church" BS got started in the first place,
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I do, I do!!!!!!
It was Karl Rove. He started it!!
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
@PattiCakes
You do know what site you're on, right? Somebody call the Alzheimer's ward, I think this one escaped.
And yeah, half of Hollywood did threaten to move to Canada when Bush took office.
The problem with your argument is, Stephen Baldwin isn't exactly Hollywood. He's more like the Arby's in Reseda. You're not exactly relevant if you're starring in Bio-Dome with Pauly Shore or being a contestant on Celebrity Mole.
Lastly, don't equate loving God with loving your country. A) I don't know why this bullshit "I'm more American than you because I live in a small town and go to church" BS got started in the first place, and B) It's that aforementioned rhetoric and you hyper-judgmental Conservative Christians that pushed all the independents over to Obama and thus, lost the election for the GOP.
Go troll over on the Hannity Fan Girl message boards, because you're not going to find like-minded people here.
Kisses!
Submitted by PattiCakes on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:11pm.
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There is nothing wrong with loving God. There is everything wrong with trying to make other people do it, or force others to adhere to your values or morals.
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They were dork-sided!
Submitted by PattiCakes
GO BACK TO ALASKA, YOU LOST!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Oh my god loonie alert
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I like Stephen. He's the only Baldwin worth his salt!
He can say whatever he wants!
Do you not remember when half of Hollywood vowed to move to Europe if Bush was elected for a second term? Well guess what? They're all still here!
Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins! What the hell are you still doing here!? LEAVE!
Stephen was just saying what they said. They didn't keep their word, why should he? Bunch of hypocrites on this site! And why must you be against his religion?
He loves God. There is nothing wrong with that. There's also a bunch of anti-religious people here. What's wrong with you? He has his right to believe and say what he wants. He's AMERICAN. It's our RIGHT!
D to the OUCHE
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They were dork-sided!
Why is he always giving Zoolander face? He's blue steeling the hell outta me and I doesn't not like it!!!
Alec's bloated grouchy ass will always be my fave Baldwin.
Is it wrong that I'd still hit it with Alec, even though he has gotten pretty chubby in the last few years and leaves angry voicemails for his daughter?
I think I just want to bone him as Jack Donaghy.
It's great that he isn't moving up here but it's too bad he didn't get a chance to freeze to death come January.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
It must suck to be God knowing that impertinent douchebags like Stephen Baldwin can importune you at all hours to listen to their disingenuous ramblings, besieging you with political requests so that they can save face.
Stephen, why don't you sift through all the begats begats and calls to infaticide, genocide, and animal sacrifices to find a passage in your bible on how to eat crow.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
He has piggy eyes. His douchebagedness is drowning me.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:19pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:17pm.
none of the Baldwin boys should be allowed to speak without a script.
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Oh, really?!!?!
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Sorry Mrs K...Alec can speak to you whenever he wants. :)
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