Stephen Baldwin Is Here To Stay
You know where Stephen Baldwin can put that vibrating toothbrush....
Before the election ended, the mega cum fart known as Stephen Baldwin vowed to move to Canada if Obama became president. He now claims it was all just a joke. A joke that nobody is laughing at. Stephen told, Page Six, "The liberal Democrats who didn't get that I was joking need to lighten up. Obama is obviously talented and intelligent, and I have great respect for the man. He's got my full support, and I'm gonna be praying for him and his administration."
Tammy from "The Real World: Los Angeles," where are you, girl? Your assistance is needed again. We need you to come over here, put that scarf-thing on your head, wrap yourself in a comforter and scream to Stephen Baldwin, "It wasn't not funny!"
Stephen went on to talk about what he would do if gay marriage ever becomes legal, "If they legalize gay marriage in all 50 states in my lifetime, I'll get a Billy Ray Cyrus tattoo on my butt to go with the Hannah Montana one."
Um....Stephen from "The Real World: Seattle," where are you, girl? Your assistance is needed. We need you to come over here, throw Stephen Baldwin's stuffed puppy into the water and then scream "Irene! Irene!" before slapping him in his smug face.
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What happened to the cute and funny Stephen from "Threesome?" Oh well, just another dude to add to the douche pile.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:44pm.
He has been funky since he went all religious.I wonder what he thinks about his scene in Thresome where he and the other dude got a lil gay? What a hypocrite.
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OH YEAH!! I totally forgot about that scene in Threesome. What an Asshat!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Yay! Timbits and two-fours for everyone!
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Why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?
His eyes are alien-like.
Okay, so like ALL 50 states should make it legal. Then he will leave (so not), then the states can repeal or keep the laws. Either way, we win because Baldwin will be Gonewin!
He has been funky since he went all religious.I wonder what he thinks about his scene in Thresome where he and the other dude got a lil gay? What a hypocrite.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Oh Stephen. Please go kill yourself, you former hooker-fucking cokehead asshole dick. Thanks.
~America
I need to check with the dept of wildlife, but I think Open Season on Baldwins starts this weekend. You can only get 'em with bows until then.
http://www.huntingandfishingshop.com/sc_images/products/05_decal.jpg
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:17pm.
none of the Baldwin boys should be allowed to speak without a script. This guy's best line is
"GIVE ME THE KEYS, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER, AHHHHHHH!!!!
LMAO - Somebody should play that for him and remind him that he used to be kinda cool.
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
he´s got the face of a serial killer. i´m scared!!
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I'm not surprised.
Alec Baldwin didn't move to Canada when Bush Jr. won his second term.
Like all Hollywood people they're liars.
Awww come on now Canada....you have PLENTY of room up there!!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
I hate when people try to make every issue a "liberal" vs "conserverative" situation. Its usually conservatives who do it as a way out of owning up to some stupidity or mistake or lack of judgement...
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Ewww. That picture. Greasy albino eel.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
UGH. I can't believe this is the same guy who was in The Usual Suspects (one of my favorite movies). Born-Agains are so fucking annoying!
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Submitted by Green Is Good on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:28pm.
The only men that could carry off the slicked back look was Cary Grant or Clark Gable. Or any actor pre-1960.
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You forgot about Jon Hamm and George Clooney - those two hot bitches look like they belong in the 60s. Yummmmm.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Dear Canada,
Look we have to deal with Corey Haim, Pam Anderson, and Tom Green, the least you could do is take Stephen Baldwin.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:26pm.
Dear Canada,
We the people of the United States do not want this loser. Please him take off of our hands.
Our most sincere thanks,
The William Shatner stealing, Meixco touchers.
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Dear USA,
While we do have POTUS envy (yay, Obama), and sympathize with your Baldwin plight, we couldn't possibly accept such a... gift.
Have you tried burying it on Guam?
Our most sincere apologies,
--The nation of Canuckistan.
PS: We hope you can forgive us for the whole Celine Dion thing.
Look we have to deal with Corey Haim, Pam Anderson, and Tom Green....the least you could do is take Stephen Baldwin.
Obama may have forgiven Lie-berman and may appoint Hillary to his cabinet-- all in goodwill.
HOWEVER, he needs to throw this butt douche out the fucking country. Pa-leeze.
Why does everyone conveniently forget about Billy Baldwin?
He doesn't run at the mouth and he's still HWAT!!!
And sorry Canada, we're keeping him.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Hmm...a Baldwin that wont STFU?...not surprising at all.
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Is your wife a...goer...eh? Know what I mean? Know what I mean? Nudge, nudge. Nudge, nudge. Know what I mean? Say no more...know what I mean?
I have the urge to take a fire hose and shampoo to his head. With rubber gloves. I'm not touching that head without them.
The only men that could carry off the slicked back look was Cary Grant or Clark Gable. Or any actor pre-1960.
Dear Canada,
We the people of the United States do not want this loser. Please him take off of our hands.
Our most sincere thanks,
The William Shatner stealing, Meixco touchers.
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Moving to Canada. Pfft I wish they would say I'm moving to Rwanda or Somalia, just so they can see how good they have it here. Jackass.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Submitted by runningwithscissors on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:22pm.
Ew! We Canadians don't want your Baldwins. Keep your toxic waste to yourselves.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Well, how convenient!
Submitted by runningwithscissors on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:22pm.
Ew! We Canadians don't want your Baldwins. Keep your toxic waste to yourselves.
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That statement is quite ironic, considering Canadians send their trash to our landfills.
Who?
Just look at that doucheface. The applicator sticking out of the top of his greasy head probably slid off.
Hey sexay Dlisters! XOXO *gropes everyone*
Maybe Obama can just appoint him as Ambassador to Canada. Or a country much much further away.
Ew! We Canadians don't want your Baldwins. Keep your toxic waste to yourselves.
Submitted by The Sunshine Gang on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:19pm.
He wasn't joking about the Hannah Montana tattoo
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Yeah, I saw that the other day and it's frightening. However, what is even more scary is that ol' Billy Ray doesn't seem to have a problem whoring his daughter out or letting her near Stephen Baldwin. She'd be better off with Gary Busey.
*sigh*
What happened to this Stephen Baldwin
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ur2INykTSow
And:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0HH6JCC3_E8
Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:20pm.
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and it has soap on it!! he speaketh vile things.
SB uses that toothbrush to clean his no no hole before/after butt sex times.
how much money would it take to get you to brush your teeth with it?
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:17pm.
none of the Baldwin boys should be allowed to speak without a script.
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Oh, really?!!?!
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When you can't lie to yourself, that's depressing.
He wasn't joking about the Hannah Montana tattoo
GIVE ME THE KEYS, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER, AHHHHHHH!!!!
Hhahahahahah I am guna say that to my Bf whenever he tries to take my keys away from me
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Submitted by loozer on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:10pm.
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Awesome! The terrific irony here is that Canada has socialized medicine.
Major LOLz over the "Real World" references.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
What?
none of the Baldwin boys should be allowed to speak without a script. This guy's best line is
"GIVE ME THE KEYS, YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKER MOTHERFUCKER, AHHHHHHH!!!!
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Those poor Canuks. When are they going to build a huger than huge chainlink fence on their border with the U.S.? After this story, they're probably busy at this very moment.
What is wrong with him? As a matter of fact, what in the hell is wrong with the whole damn family?
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Poor Canada, what did they ever do?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I swear to god Jimmy Bocca is the gay Stephen Baldwin.
So smart I want to beat the shit out of their mothers with a rubber vagina.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Ahh, the good old days! I'm afraid it's because I'm getting old, but MTV sucks so bad now. so much good drama came out of the old school Real Worlds. I wish I could re-watch Miami. The "FLAMER" on the spiral staircase fight over the opened mail was the best.
Please please OH CANADA! take this asswipe! he has not been cool since The Usual Suspects!
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FUCK Stephen Baldwin's crazy ass. He is just kissing up. I say deport him.