Trouble In Gayelle Paradise
HoHan and SamRo got into a fight in London last night over a big dick named Calum Best. That's what The Sun claims anyway. HoHan used to rub her worn-out kitty all over Calum's Gouda peen and the two met up again at a club. A source said HoHan and Calum danced together which made SamRo one angry lezzie. HoHan and SamRo apparently started fighting which ended in both of them leaving the club.
They got into the car together, but when they arrived back at their hotel, SamRo stormed off in a cloud of saw dust. You know, because lezzies like wood working and stuff. Yeah, the joke doesn't really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini.
HoHan stayed behind in the car for around 10-minutes. One source said, "It was quite clear something was up. Lindsay had tears in her eyes as she left."
Okay, you know shit is bad when you're fighting about Calum Best! The douche isn't even hot when you look at him upside down while jacking it. Almost everyone is hot when your head and genitals are fighting for blood flow. Don't look at me that way!
Here's more of the weepy maybe bi-sexual last night. Wait. Is Calum Best wearing fur?! Where's that crazy French flour bomber when you need her?
Wenn
She is crazy and hooked on drugs! Look into her eyes! I never liked her anyway, not a good example to girls. I told my girl friends not to patronize this kind of celebrity. She's a rubbish.
Jewelry Displays
ooohhhh.
this b*tch is CRAZY!
you can see it in her eyes.
regardless of happiness or, like thses shots, pure evil.
Okay, I'm not sure if anyone else can see the skinnyness ( I know that's not a word) that is Lilo?? Does anyone not notice she is back on drugs ( look at her eyes/pupils people ) she's been back on for months now.
She was never as skinny as her gf SamRo but now she's neck and neck.. lolol.
Lilo is going down the path again.. trainwreck here she comes. I personally think she needs 12 months of REHAB. I'm sure she thinks she can handle it but she's getting that look again.. trust.
I witnessed this shambles, and it was exactly how you'd imagine it to be. Bird, bird, bird's old non-bird flame, drama. Yawn. They 'made up' just before they 'fell out' for the paps. Yawn.
it's just like i said before...lilo give up dick...i think not...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Ha! With a carpet on his chest like that, he'll be bald on top in two years. Ol'Lilo must be pretty desperate. Nsaustin put it best: girl, go get a job.
Submitted by Frybread on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:40pm.
Love has no common sense.
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Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need
No offense to anyone here, but Sam should have known better than to get involved with a bisexual slut like Linds. She should dump this bitch and get a real lez.
I laughed so hard my stomach hurts.
A Smut-Filled Tome
Malibuite here again.
That douche grew up in my neighborhood. He was a fucking douche when he was 8 years old. I remember. In high school, his nickname was Cow Cum. Serious.
Cow Cum Best! hahaha!
XoC
Hohan should just have Calum's dick bronzed and stay with Samro.
She could buy a doormat and put it on Sammys chest. Hairy fucker!
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
She has major Daddy issues because that dude kinda looks like a younger version of her old man.
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"What you know and what you think you know often have nothing to do with each other."
What Lilo needs is a JOB. Not aimless wandering, not a lezzie lover, not random dick, but a J-O-B!!! Her life has been reduced to pap target and industry joke. Get your head out of your ass, Lilo and get to WORK!
I'm surprised that Sam doesn't go PETA on her ass and hurl at a bag of Gold Medal at her smug freckled smirk every day. I'd wager a bet that La Lohan's clit goes on point when any reasonably attractive peen is within a 40 km radius. Can you imagine putting up with this nonsense constantly?
I hope SamRo is using LiLo to increase her own fame. Then I won't feel so bad when Linds jumps on the first peen that wanders by like a seagull on a sammich.
Clarisseeee--
What happened to Alfonso Ribeiro? He was funnier than Will Smith and a better dancer.
(March 2008) Made a scheduled appearance at the Quarters Restaurant & Bar at McMaster University in Hamilton, Ontario, Canada.
(July 2008) Began hosting the Game Show Network's new series "Catch 21," which is derived from blackjack.
(July 2008) Hosting the new game show, Catch 21 on GSN
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Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need
She's not blowin air kisses and throwin the peace sign...Boo.
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what? i thought these two were engaged!
http://www.howlegit.com/link/link_details/lindsay-lohan-engaged-and-enra...
Faux lesbionic
Lindsey desires the dick
SamRo gets pouty
Bumping fresh oysters
Much better than gouda peen
Bring some tartar sauce
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
I'm confused..who has more fur on? the dude's jacket or his chest, or it that all one piece? Fuck a HoHan, 21 years old and her cooter prolly smell like old bus seats.
She looks like a spoiled brat ready to throw a tantrum. A dick tantrum for sure. She's went back to the hotel room and fell on the floor kicking and screaming "I Want Dick"!
I like samro, but she should know better with a bi-conversion--lots of confusion leading to non-monogamy. If samro was turned on by a stable, healthy, person, she would never have picked lilo in the first place. Its a life lesson--been there myself in a general sense.
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Submitted by SeH on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:17pm.
I'm starting to think that the grainy cell phone vid of Lindsay supposedly polishing Calum's knob is authentic now.
Poor, poor sad lezzie SamRo. LL is no catch and she needs to be kicked to the curb with the quickness. It's always better to be the one who broke shit off first when the relationship turns sour.
Callum is one hairy fairy and not attractive at all.Maybe these two gayelles need to try swinging,full swap oral only,doubt Sam would let a peen near Ho's twat.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Calum Best chest makes me want to pet it like a puppy. Lilo does love her fur...
Sam is so much hotter than this balding douchebag. Lilo is so dumb and a total skankwhore. Whatever!
Your face!
yeah, he's wearing fur. from, like, the neck down.
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but, then again, what do i know?
Blohan ran with Calum on and off a year and a half ago. He's a huge drunk and cokehead. MK posted shots of him doing bumps off hookers in the May 2007 area of Lohan's archives.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Pffft, SamRo could take him.
I reckon the fur on his chest would make some spanking warm ear muffs.
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
Lindsay has a choice....cock or cash. It must be killing her.
Dude has MEGA GAY FACE in the last thumbnail. I feel like SamRo is too good for all this shit.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
seems pretty obvious by now that Hohan will fuck anything... why are we surprised?
SamRo only got jealous because Calum's chest is slightly hairier.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
What hell kind of jacket is HoHan wearing anyway? This chick is such an awful mess.
When is Blowhan going back to penis? When the penis has a bigger WALLET than Sammy-Boychick.
He must have a magick peen because Calum Best is buttuglyfugly.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
Humans look at Calum and think "hairy".
Crabs look at Calum and think "amusement park".
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
michael k.,the queen of blogs.
killing me.
Maybe Lohan should hang with Sienna Miller for a while. WTF is she doing in the UK in the first place?
Calum Best is a pile of vomit. Even "strictly dickly" gals would choose SamRo over him - just because SamRo makes a sexier guy!
Anyway, I love the one shot you can actually see SamRo in. HoHan looks like someone else blew out her birthday candles, and SamRo looks like she just realized that being the most famous young (had to qualify) lezzie around is gonna be AWESOME.
I see a pile of chicks peeling off their flannel bikinis in a tub of Cristal in SamRo's future! (In HoHan's future I see return trips to both The Clinic and The Rehab.)
That dude is disgusting. I just ate and after looking at his pic I'm feeling kind of queasy. Shave your damn chest forest, motherfu**er!!!
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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:54pm.
looooool
took me some time to figure out what you wrote. where´d you learn that? so dirrty hahaha
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Submitted by Dea on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:53pm.
samro é uma demente!!!!!
sorry, guys... i just felt the urge so call samro a dumb bitch in portuguese.
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samro é uma demente!!!!!
sorry, guys... i just felt the urge to call samro a dumb bitch in portuguese.
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Is that Callum Best? He looks really gay!
hahaha you can tell in thumbnail #8 lohan is thinking "oh my god, i'm seriously not getting dick EVER AGAIN if i stay with this bitch"
it's just occuring to her, looks difficult to process.
Well ... he's got carpet, that's for sure. Someone must be starving for dick because he looks like a douchebag. I think a bunch of us saw this one coming (literally) way way back.
There's something seriously wrong with SamRo if she doesnt see Hohan's Bitch games. Someone her age should know better than to stay in such an unstable relationship.
Who didn't see this coming?
HoLo is very immature; she's trying to make SamRo jealous. A typical adolescent ploy. SamRo fell for it.
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