Trouble In Gayelle Paradise
HoHan and SamRo got into a fight in London last night over a big dick named Calum Best. That's what The Sun claims anyway. HoHan used to rub her worn-out kitty all over Calum's Gouda peen and the two met up again at a club. A source said HoHan and Calum danced together which made SamRo one angry lezzie. HoHan and SamRo apparently started fighting which ended in both of them leaving the club.
They got into the car together, but when they arrived back at their hotel, SamRo stormed off in a cloud of saw dust. You know, because lezzies like wood working and stuff. Yeah, the joke doesn't really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini.
HoHan stayed behind in the car for around 10-minutes. One source said, "It was quite clear something was up. Lindsay had tears in her eyes as she left."
Okay, you know shit is bad when you're fighting about Calum Best! The douche isn't even hot when you look at him upside down while jacking it. Almost everyone is hot when your head and genitals are fighting for blood flow. Don't look at me that way!
Here's more of the weepy maybe bi-sexual last night. Wait. Is Calum Best wearing fur?! Where's that crazy French flour bomber when you need her?
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His dad drank and pilled up so much he had to get a new liver that gave him license to start drinking again. He died of kidney failure just 2 years after getting that new liver.
Very sad!
Sad that the liver didn't go to someone who would appreciate it & take care of themselves.
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Calum's Dad George was so much hotter than he will ever be!!!
http://londonist.com/attachments/londonist_alex2/George_Best_2_LR.jpg
Calum kinda looks a little 'special' in these pics.
His dad drank and pilled up so much he had to get a new liver that gave him license to start drinking again. He died of kidney failure just 2 years after getting that new liver.
Very sad!
Gouda peen! LMAO MK!
Callum is sporting is best gorilla chest outfit. Nice.
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Dea nooooooooooooo! don't remind me! LOL
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Submitted by snowpiece on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:27pm.
Dea she loves this shit, I'm telling you! she's eating it up. (no, not what you were thinking of, LOL)
eeeew lol (i instantly thought of two girls one cup eeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww)
**whatever**
The thing to report is when they aren't having a fight. Lindsay is just pissed because she has gotten herself into a taco bumping fest she cannot easily get out of.
Oh Lindsay, go away.
"stormed off in a cloud of saw dust" hahaha
that is osm. no details required!
Dea she loves this shit, I'm telling you! she's eating it up. (no, not what you were thinking of, LOL)
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
SamRo stormed off in a cloud of saw dust. You know, because lezzies like wood working and stuff. Yeah, the joke doesn't really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini.
Hahahahahahahahahaha. Soooo embarrassing!!! Damn, how does MK think these things up?
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
question: why is ronsom smiling? isn´t she supposed to be pissed?
**whatever**
O I am looking at YOU that way MK!
Fresco!
...and where are the pics of SamRo? She's so much more gayelle hawt than HoHan
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Countdown to Blowhole's next DUI stop and escape to rehab to avoid jail time.
"These aren't my pants!" This time she'll be violating her lame-ass light weight probation. She might actually get 28 days in lock-up.
Ew. THAT's the guy?
I betcha SamRo's just having a lezziehissyfit at the idea of that dick anywhere near her woman.
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I'm starting to think that the grainy cell phone vid of Lindsay supposedly polishing Calum's knob is authentic now.
Poor, poor sad lezzie SamRo. LL is no catch and she needs to be kicked to the curb with the quickness. It's always better to be the one who broke shit off first when the relationship turns sour.
You can always tell when she's high. She gets that "I smell shit" face.
Why do women fight over skeezy, ugly dudes? I think Lindsay is obsessed with it. Having a fued with Hilary Duff over AARON CARTER, 'stealing' RILEY GILES from his fiance, bitching with Callum Best about Samantha Rons- er...bitching with Samantha Ronson aboud Callum Be- well, wait...which one is the ugly dude? Oh right, they both are. Lindsay, you fail at life.
Calum Best...shit I thought it was Adnan with his landing strip shorn off!
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
this calum guy should take some of his chest hair and plant it on his head. bitch is bald.
**whatever**
Calum is sure wearing chest fur. He is descended from soccer royalty: his dad was at least equally manwhorish.
he sure does look like Tom Hanks!
ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
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It's time to grow-up little quasi gayelle
Also, a fight over him? M'kay!
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Hohan isn't a true lezzie, she enjoys the dick too much...to bad so sad there Sammie
He need to rethink the V-neck with all that chest hair...alls he needs is a few gold chains...big pimpin (70's style)
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 1:57pm.
And Callum Best is one ugly motherfucker.
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Bald and with a double chin (check out the last thumbnail). Lilo should be ashamed.
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Greeny: totally, that's why she gets that smirk she can't hide with her trademark scowl.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Awwww! Poor BLOWHAN is pissed off and bored with the Pappz attention now.
Maybe if she stopped calling the pappz every five minutes to let them know where she and her 31 year old boy-chick are every second, she might have some, oh....what is it called .... PRIVACY?
Sammy-Boy, her trust fund baby boy-chick girlfriend loves this attention, too.
Screw the fight, what the hell is she wearing and why does she use Sun-In?
Callum Best has Jude Law hair. He needs to keep a hat on at all times.
And did anyone actually think that fire crotched bitch had found true love? Ha!
HoHan can't even do the gayelle strop right! She's so shit at everything!
Look at her pupils in the close-up with her hand on her face. Even in bright light they're huge. Bitch is beyond wasted. God, I hate BloHan!
LOOK AT HIS CHEST HAIR! OMG, it's like a sand dune - it has its own tides!
Hang on - if they're fighting, how come Sam is smiling in the 7th thumbnail?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
MK how the HELL did you know i orderd a panini?
You want 1/2?
chicken parm.....
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If they're gonna bring the drama, they need to do it properly. No police? No hitting? No scratching? No biting? No swearing on the sidewalk with coke residue around your nose?
((SMH))
Lilo, I expect far worse from you. Don't forget who you are!
He looks like a cross between Tom Hanks and my ex. My ex is hot. Tom Hanks is not. Yet if I were all boozed or coked up, I'd probably end up hitting it too. So sue me. I'd just make him take a long hot shower first.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
ha ha I TOLD you ho's that CB would come back and break SamRo's ♥
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Jeez - I just don't get the allure of Calum Best.
Mind you - I don't get Hohan either.
But hasn't Calum done the likes of Cami and Maniston?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
flip a coin HoHan...heads you get hair pie, tails..."BALLS ACROSS THE NOSE!"
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
I think this one just likes the drama. Sam Ro needs to kick her to the curb.
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Somebody! Give her a job! She's sad!
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Poor SamRo, this is going to happen often when you date the Hohan.
And Callum Best is one ugly motherfucker.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
"HoHan used to rub her worn-out kitty all over Calum's Gouda peen..."
MK really knows how to put dirty pictures in your mind.
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