The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 19th!

Is that Lacey devil skank from "Rock of Love"?

@DUDE & all other honest ho's---

You do indeed abide.

Anytime the jig can help nudge you to the top, DUDE, it's my pleasure.

You are one funny mofo! :-)

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:00pm.

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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK

Zomay-LOL!

Haha! You guys kicked ass. Zomay, yours was right up there, babe but I agree the, "Please remember to recycle your cans, bottles and whores" had me in stitches too!

Congrats Price for Prez, jiggywiddit/DUDE♥♥ (too cool) and zomay♥♥! LMAO guys!!

NoAnjlXOXOXO *tweaks boob*

Ah shucks! *kicking the dirt* Guess my momma did teach me right.

Thanks Anjl and Migraine, love right back to both of y'all.

the DUDE! abides...

What an honor. Thankyou.

My favorite post was this one:

Ikcor on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:30pm.

Please remember to recycle your cans, bottles and whores.

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DUDE!

You are a prince among men

*humping your leg*

Long time, no talk Dude. How's tricks?

Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:57am.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:07pm.

A true lady crosses her ankles.

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I cannot take credit for a caption that is not mine MK.

YOU ARE A CLASS ACT - THAT IS WHY I LOVE YOU! XO

Aubrey O'Day might've dyed her hair, but I can still tell that drunk slut from all of them (including MK)!

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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:07pm.

A true lady crosses her ankles.

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I cannot take credit for a caption that is not mine MK.

Congrats jiggywiddit (nice response!) and all!

but I'll take the beer! Thanks Anjl!

the DUDE! abides...

Congratulations Price for Prez, Zomay and my man DUDExo! Good Stuffs! *handing out beers*

JABIFFXOXO

Congrats hobags!
Price for prez, DUDE!!!!! ZOMAY!!!!!!!1!!!

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

There goes Ashlee Simpson.
One too many.

Congrats Price for Prez, Dude, and Zomay...you funny peoples.

Also a shout out to Vinyl Villager for "The Real Housewives of Hazard County".

Congrats winners! I loved your caption zomay!

Also liked the Vinyl Villager's "The Real Housewives of Hazard County....

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Why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?

Funny!! Congrats all. I also liked "Shirley Manson and Garbage."

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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)

After 24 hard-knock years in Ashlee Simpson's womb, Emo baby finally emerges and, after realizing she has her mom's original nose and a sad combination of her parent's "talent", deals with it the best way she can.

Lacey, AFTER losing "Rock of Love: Charm School"

That's a genuine Scottish TARTan on the ground.

Ode to Beer
(Sung to the Tune of Doe a Deer, a Female Deer, Ray a Drop of Golden Sun...)

D’oh, the stuff that buys me beer
Ray, the lad that sells me beer
Me, the lass who drinks the beer
Far, the distance from my beer
So, I think I’ll have a beer
La, la la la la la beer
Tea, no thanks I’m drinking beer
And it brings us back to D’oh...

All For Me Grog

Well it’s All For Me Grog me jolly jolly grog
all for me beer and tobacco
Well I spent all me tin
on the lads drinkin gin
across the western ocean I will wander.

Well it’s all for me boots me noggin noggin boots
gone for me beer and tobacco
Well the heels are worn out
and the toes are kicked about
and the sole is lookin out for better weather.

Well it’s all for me shirt me noggin noggin shirt
all for me beer and tobacco
Well the collar it is worn
and the sleeves they are all torn
the tail is looking out for better weather.

Well I’m sick in the head and I haven’t been to bed
since I’ve been ashore for me slumber
Well I spent all me dough
on the lads don’t ye know
across the western ocean I will wander.

Well it’s all for me stout, my Guinness Guinness stout
all for me beer and tobacco
Well I drank a pint of stout
but it’s clear coming out
and the head is looking out for better weather.

Jane said the picture was of her hugging a bear ~
GO figure!!!

An Old Irish Blessing with a Modern Twist

May the road rise up to meet you.
May we never be downwind of your beer farts.
May the sun shine warm upon your face when you finally get up, and rains fall soft upon your bare ass.
And until we meet again,
May you hold all the beer you can, in the palms of your hands.

Welcome to California ~~ Enjoy your stay!!

This chick needs some sun, as you can see, she only comes out at night!!

Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!

Kiss me, I'm Irish! A drunk Irish slut, so kiss me wherever you want.

Axl Rose getting ready for the new album drop.

Let's be honest here,

Her vagina should be sporting those rugged treads.

I smell London, I smell France.

Fucking A! Wash your knickers, bitch!

Even the recycle bin couldn't resist bellowing out loud, "Fire crotch!"

Twinkle, twinkle little glass jars, can you tell me what I did and where I are?

She's doing as much as she can to recycle in one night.

Giving up both peen and alcohol has put HoHan under a lot of pressure. She's got to have SOMETHING to hang on to...and with SamRo in the picture, it ain't gonna be peen.

Colin Farrell best fan Grand Prize Winner!!

SAT or breathalyzer scores apparently not required.

One day she will be Miss America and we will see this picture again....

Frances Bean following in the footsteps of her mother....Is'nt that cute...

What really happened when someone stoll Ashley Simpson's Boyfriend.

If you ever had the audacity to believe you were doing the world good by recycling, well, this photo should clear up that misconception.

Ashlee celebrates Baby Wentz's birth!

Her shit fit could not conjure up Bobby Brown to dig out her doodie bubble...no matter how hard she thrashed her rubber toed shoes against the concrete and cried faux croc tears.

Even through the darkest hours Lilo thought to herself, "homeless, but not friendless!"

I guess Tori Amos didn't learn her lesson the first time!
myspace.com/bgpunkass

Pictures of Ashley Simpsons white trash baby shower are finally released.

or

Papa Joe knew he had to do something about Ashleys failing career post baby.

After fighting with SamRo, Lindsay sought solace in her only four remaining friends...Jose Cuervo, Jimmy Beam, Johnnie Walker, and Jack Daniels.

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Chicken Cutlets finally realized that cupcakes don't work as well as booze stands when standing in front of the Ivy!

Lindsay embraced her one true love after leading Samantha off the scent by convincing her to be suspicious of penis.

The reason why Nitty takes so many potty breaks.

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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson

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Somwhere, someplace, a scientist is throwing up his hands and crying.

So then I said, Michael K. get yo' ass up, I'm tired of you falling down on the job.

This is what happens when the Thanksgiving buy 2 get 3 free at the Piggly Wiggly ad comes out in the Sunday paper..