Thursday, November 20th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 19th!
Just another Lohan Holiday... - Price for Prez
Runners-up:
A true lady crosses her ankles. - jiggywiddi
Pretty sure this girl has a Disney contract. - Zomay
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One Tila Tequila. Floor.
Summer is just a "Forever 21" discount rack purchase away from being the new Miss Summer, Miss Summer Clearance.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
She was hugging the concrete.
-The bottles/cans were collateral damage.
The bottles revolted, the concrete cried.
It's the yeast infection cupcakes ready to burst out from under her skirt that are the real attention whores vying for fifteen minutes of undie-cheese that nobody has the balls to report. *cry*
99 bottles of beer on the floor, 99 bottles of beer... You take one down, hug it around, 98 bottles of beer on the floor...
"Hot Topic" stores new Holiday Season hiring campaign.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Sniff.. I Hate You Guys!
These bottles are my only true friends.
Yep, pick any one of these, they all fit.
that lacey obviously didn't learn shit from charm school.
Aubrey O'Day might've dyed her hair, but I can still tell that drunk slut from all of them (including MK)!
Ashlee Simpson - after 5 minutes giving birth to her baby.
Ashlee Simpson - after 15 months of (ass) sobering(HA!).
THE WEIGHT IS A GIFT
and that is Wino's secret lesbian lover hugging Wino's secret stash.
FINALLY.....Asslee got the little emo baby to come out!!!!
Prime example of: Don't put the cart before the whore.
Love is patient. Love is kind. It does not judge you by your 90's pseudo-punk outfit.
Ok Pheobe, now lay on the ground and try to hug the bottles...you're doing great...sexaaay!
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Avril Lavigne gives an impromptu concert to her "best friends".
Alright Tori, we get it. You love recycling.
-DOOLminded-
"Why do you have to go and make things so inebriated"
Dude, the Warped Tour rocked, I got shitfaced, met this chick, just used her over by bathrooms, then threw her away.
How much alcohol does it take to bring the '90s back?
Avril Lavigne embraces her fans.
Lindsay Lohan tried to claim back her youth..she gave it up after be mistaken as Laci from Rock of Love...
Chicken Cutlets couldn't get into the Ivy yesterday so she posed with the first thing she saw.
I have a constitutional right to be here!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
They can take away our rights, but they will never take MY ALCOHOL!!! Oops, I mean our freedom!!
Lindsay Lohan's next project: "Freaky Friday II: The Reality Show"
Ashlee simpson 9 months ago.
Come on Asshole Simpson...you gotta wait until the end of 9 months!!
Wow, she could have had a V-8
Wow. I see Carrot Top didn't take it too well when he lost out to Hugh Jackman for sexiest man alive?...
Ashlee Simpson attempts to speed along labor
After Millions of Milkshakes, PP decided to hit Millions of Joaquin Phoenix's
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
So now we know why Asshole Simpson's baby has stayed in there so long!
this is asslee simpsom the day she got pregnant..
Joe: "I always knew Wentz was a great influence"
Here we see Phoebe Price in the stunning piece that made here an International Supermodel, rightfully titled "Garbage."
Lindsay hits the motherload at her new bottle and can collecting job!
Now that Asslee has finally popped, she can get back to her REAL babies.
I think she took the phrase "ho down" a little too literally...
After months of drinking Red Bull WITHOUT the vodka, Ashley pops out Pete Wentz Jr, and returns to what she does best.
No Ashley!! (simpson) THATS NOT YOUR BABY!
One girl, two thousand cups.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Emo Baby REALLY doesn't want to come out.
Green 'Piece'.
Ashlee Simpson tries to embrace the personification of herself, i.e., trash.
I *LOVE* recycling.
Ashley Simpson tries to embrace the personification of herself, i.e., trash.
Just a typical Sunday afternoon for Michael K.
Ali Lohan celebrates her 14th in style :)