The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 19th!

Submitted by Ikcor on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:30pm.

Please remember to recycle your cans, bottles and whores.
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LMAO!

Please remember to recycle your cans, bottles and whores.

Oops, I think I did it again...

So THAT'S what's under a kilt.

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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)

Blue ribbon prize right here folks:

Submitted by amyberry77 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:01pm.

Wino struggles with her carry-on at the airport.

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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)

You can take away my faux Lesbo relationship, you can take away my tanked career but you can never take away my RECYCLE BINNNNNNNNN!

Laci, the show's over now. Bret didn't pick you.

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MK off the hook! NO WAY!!!

Ashley Simpson trys to hide daddys christmas present

Assly Simpson was so glad to birth her emo baby, now she is free to hit the hard stuff

"You're my daddy. You're all my daddy." - Miley

look, its Wino's long lost sister.

Lacey wins Charm School Rock of Love, and spends her winnings wisely.

Wino struggles with her carry-on at the airport.

Oh it was so going to happen.. Hohan was bound to fall off the wagon, and WOW she sure did it in her own trashy way!!!! Where is Samro??? She needs to come labia slap her ass back to sobriety!

They should have known it was a bad idea to make a Britney Spears/Lindsay Lohan clone baby.

What happens to her posing-with-inanimate-objects- skills when Phoebe Price is actually invited to a party.

Don't act like you wouldn't do the same thing if you found out you were carrying Pete Wentz' baby...

Lindsay Lohan's Charm School

This is where we found Ashlee Simpson immediately following the birth of her child.

that cant be good for ashlee simpson's baby

Serves me right for giving MK my Facebook password.

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Oh, how cute. The way Wino fell, it almost looks like she is hugging her favorite beverages, instead of passed out in a pile of garbage.

Someone take the trash out, already!

those bottles are all EMPTY.

I just lost interest.

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man, my avatar really complimented my comment.

And next season we have Trash(ed) of Love...the series that proves dumb whores will throw themselves at anything for a taste of fame.

(I totally thought this ho was Lacey)
(I'm sorry Bret Michaels, I love you)

Tiffany gets a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame

The day after her baby was born, Ashlee Simpson:
1. bought out a liquor store
2. stole one of Avril's ridiculous outfits
3. proved once and for all that she is Joe Simpson's cash-cow-attention-whore-of-a-daughter

I'm sure Queen Elizabeth is very proud of Sarah Ferguson's first daughter, Prince Beatrice.

Michael K's Real Housewives of ATL Reunion Show Party: The Aftermath

Good thing her legs are up. She would not want her no-no-hole to be exposed and disgrace her parents.

Why didn't anyone tell me Tara Reid died her hair red?

Reflux my ass. Ashlee Simpson has given birth and back to her old habits.

She's not paying close enough attention. That bottle toward the back could easily get roofied.

"...and Tom Cruise's no-no hole must be TTHHIIISS BIG to have gotten all these bottles in there at the same time."

Pheobe Price desperately tries to hang on to her ONLY friends....:(

Newly released photos from the Nicole Kidman - Keith Urban wedding.

Oh, I love trash!
Anything dirty or dingy or dusty
Anything ragged or rotten or rusty
Yes, I love trash

_ Why not?_

Oh dear god... it appears that ashlee simpson is about to pull a Britney.

Ashlee Simpson's not really pregnant she just has a liquor baby.

Lindsay finally admits to her real love.

Dicks and Hos will come and go, but there's one love Hohan will never stray from...

Doesn't she know that smoking is BAD for your health?

I guess Lindz really can't let go of her past.

Kiss,
Fifi

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."

I often wondered how much liquor it would take to wash the stank out of Sam Ro's mouth after hours of lezzy love on lohans snatcher

LOL @ "Shirley Manson and Garbage!"

Kiss,
Fifi

"Self improvement is masturbation. Now self-destruction..."

How the streets look 2 days after the PUPPIES!!! went off the air. I really don't want to know how MK is coping with all of this

After another night out on the town, a.k.a. the local alley, Pheobe Price looks for her chicken cutlets.

Firecrotch on the sauce= plaid, but no leggings
Firecrotch on the tuna juice= plaid and leggings

Which is worse? You decide.

Ass`ly GET UP!! You should KNOW that drinking and pregnancy DO NOT mix!! Read the LABELS!!

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Karma baby!!! Go get you some!!!