Thursday, November 20th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 19th!

Just another Lohan Holiday... - Price for Prez

Runners-up:

A true lady crosses her ankles. - jiggywiddi

Pretty sure this girl has a Disney contract. - Zomay

Posted by: Michael K


I didn't drink all these it was my band and my acid reflex.

its six thirty in the morning......i am already stoned's picture

asshole simpson took the SNL fuck up hard..

Nadiestar's picture

Asshole Simpson finally cuts loose after 6 years being pregnant..... Maybe too loose!

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Jesus loves you the rest of the planet thinks you're a cunt!

asshlee's last ditch effort to induce labor fails miserably.

ashlee simpson is making a britney spears of herself!
schoolgirl outfit? check
sperminated by a loser? check
alcohol, alcohol, alcohol? check!

TSS's picture

"CUT...CUT!!!... Ashlee you dumb ass, you skipped 69 and 72 again! .. Alright...Places everybody... 'Country remake of '99 Bottles of Beer on the Wall' take 3!"

m.w.b.'s picture

Look Ma...No Dignity.

Ashlee's post-baby celebration.

Avril Lavigne hugs here friends after sucking them dry.

Red_Robin_94403's picture

In an effort to keep down her catholic school tuition, Muffy decides to take advantage of the recycle program.

With the economy troubles facing the country... Hollywood starlets feel the effect. Here, Lindsay Lohan was caught by cameras trash picking local night club for leftover booze.

Watty's picture

Booze..... check
Pheobe Price.... check
Catholic school girl outfit.....check

All this picture needs is the Emperess of Luciet's shoes and we get a sneak peak into MK's wet dream.

She really wants that deposit money.

You'll love my blog:

http://MuchBetterThanWorking.blogspot.com

Watty's picture

Pheobe Price is the epitome of class and sophistication

Sluttsville's picture

Hell no, I ain't drunk, I'm a bizness woman.

Watty's picture

And this is why the Wentz-Simpson baby wont come out....

BartenderJay's picture

Shirley Manson and Garbage.

BartenderJay's picture

How Phoebe Price believes she's worth a damn.

The Empress of Lucite's picture

Ashlee hugs the thing that made her beautiful enough to make Pete sleep with her

Two Drink Min's picture

Merry Christmas Lindsay...love Dlisted.

http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1172613656

Asslee decides to forgo the epidural for her usual pain killing method.

Two Drink Min's picture
WTFOMGLOL's picture

With friends like this..who needs AA ?

Sluttsville's picture

I had no idea that Jennifer Aniston dyed her hair red.

It's time for finals for the pupils of Rock of Love: Charm School.

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Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:55pm.
The Real Housewives of Hazard County
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hehehehe...lurves it.

WTFOMGLOL's picture

She took the bar !!! THE WHOLE FUCKING BAR !!!!

A picture of yet *another* unemployed liberal who just found out earlier she's getting evicted from her welfare-subsidized apartment tomorrow. Oh well, at least she's not knocked up with FIVE kids. Yet.

When asked to choose between the dick or the vadge.... Lindsay Lohan returned to her real love- The BOOZE

asslee and pete must be so proud to see what a lovely girl their little baby has grown up to be :)

NovaNightly's picture

Awww, thats sweet of Jessica to send Ashlee a baby shower gift!!

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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.

-Ted "Theodore" Logan

roxie's picture

Happy Hour

Grandma J's picture

With each bottle worth two cents at the recycling center, you have to protect your stash, and your carbon footprint.

Arvril Latrine... still just a girl.

Ahhhh.....I remember the first time I feel in love too. Men come and go but the love of the booze lasts forever

Ashlee Simpson the night emo baby was conceived!

The Empress of Lucite's picture

99 bottles of beer on the wall
99 bottles of beer!
You take one bitch down, and pass it around
99 bottles of beer on the wall!

I've fallen and I can't get up! Where's that damn medic alert shyt when I need it!

wblooney's picture

Now we know the real reason why "Herbie Goes Bananas".

asslee simpson trying to induce labor, the right way!

jazzfish_77's picture

If she had really drank all of that, she wouldn't be putting the leg block on her no-no hole.

WinosNeighbour's picture

Finally: Ashley Simpson gave birth to the Emo baby and everyone was surpised about the magnificent likeness he has with his daddy...

* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*

blaaaake's picture

classic Lohan

TITS's picture

Yeah so?

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Pebbles's picture

A Hepatitis Shot at Love 3

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Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:55pm.
The Real Housewives of Hazard County

hahahahahahahahahaha LOLZ!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

The Amy Winehouse Street Team is looking for volunteers to promote her next gig.

Lacey Conner, 15 minutes post receiving her Rock of Love Charm School diploma.

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With the recession going on and Papa Joe's bad decision making, Ashlee Simpson is forced to protect her only known assets

- goveypod

Ashlee Simpson begs Pete Wentz for one last drink before agreeing to be his straight surrogate.