Thursday, November 20th 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 19th!

Just another Lohan Holiday... - Price for Prez

Runners-up:

A true lady crosses her ankles. - jiggywiddi

Pretty sure this girl has a Disney contract. - Zomay

Posted by: Michael K


Stan Hooper's picture

Before she went Gayelle, Lindsey Lohan bodes farewell to her beer, used up trojans and man pee shrine on the lower East side.

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

Ashlee really wanted that baby out

jazzfish_77's picture

The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

jazzfish_77's picture

Those shoes do not go with that skirt.

Asshole Simpson just found out that binge drinking-induced abortions only have a high success rate in the FIRST trimester...

=============@@@@@@@@##########@@@ Is it wrong for a man to have a sugar baby or a woman have sugar daddy?? It is an absolutely extramarital relationship. but more and more services come out on Internet focusing on this kind of relationship. such as ^**^S u g a r B A B Y m e e T.co m ^*^*^**^ ..it's the biggest dating site for sugar daddy and sugar baby........ @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@

Reluctant Whore's picture

And then, one particularly rough night, Chicken Cutlets realised which of her friends would never leave her and showed her appreciation.

www.reluctantwhore.com
www.cafepress.com/reluctantwhore

zomay's picture

complication on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:57pm.

These are all too funny...
must go change drawers *hides*

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Heeeheeeheee.

Lacey finally finds her rock of love

Damn Ronson, can't you control that bitch?

After finally giving birth Asshole Simpson hugs empty alcoholic bottles to celebrate being able to drink! - She later realized that she still has to breastfeed...

Papa Joe couldn't spin the truth any longer.
There's no baby emo, just a really large beer gut.

Phoebe Price's new headbands are just a little over the top!!

TSS's picture

Even Ashton himself admits... they might've gone a little too far with the whole, "Tell Ashlee she got a Star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame..Lower East Side" thing...

zomay's picture

I knew from a young age that I was a trashosexual.

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DeeDee's picture

Submitted by TheVinylVillager on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:55pm.
The Real Housewives of Hazard County
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Hahahaha

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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson

I LOVE YOU THIS MUCH!!!!!!!

jenni-o's picture

One persons trash is another mans treasure! LMAO!

jenni-o's picture

One persons trash is another mans treasure! LMAO!

Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:54pm.
Pretty sure this girl has a Disney contract.

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These are all too funny...
must go change drawers *hides*

Violet's picture

Tiffany proves she still has fans in 2008.

The C word's picture

Those Twilight fans will do anything to keep their place in line.

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Why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?

Submitted by Vern on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:50pm.
Prince Hot Ginge rocks the hazing at boot camp.

LOL

You can take the girl out of from Jasper, Alabama but you cannot take Jasper out of the girl.... Poor Phoebe! Looks like another football game night wasted!!!

TheVinylVillager's picture

The Real Housewives of Hazard County

http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com

zomay's picture

Pretty sure this girl has a Disney contract.

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Vampire loving goth girls everywhere mourned the news that Robert Pattinson (sp?) was having a secret gay relationship with the unicorn that lived in his hair.

sorry i just cant stop...:S

kindredlady's picture

kindredlady

Hit Me Baby One More Time take 125. Alright guys lets just work around the booze bottles.

earlyrain6's picture

Lacey from Charm School Girls proves once and for all, she has reformed!!!

michellep's picture

Asslee's final attempt to get Emo Baby out.

Vern's picture

Prince Hot Ginge rocks the hazing at boot camp.

Hey its Phoebe price II!
Say "hi" to your mutha for me!

DeeDee's picture

Hugs, not drugs, er uh, booze.

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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson

After a record breaking pregnancy, Asshole Simpson delivers fully grown emo baby, releases this exclusive pic to DListed, so we can all oohh and ahh on how she resembles her parents.

zomay's picture

This girl should be ashamed of herself....who wears Doc Martens these days?

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wblooney's picture

Who knew there is a 3rd Spears sister????

Marilyn v2.0's picture

Jazz, I have to ask... who/what is that in your pic?

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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."

The Empress of Lucite's picture

Desperate Housewives Season 6
We No Longer Give a Fuck!

Capitanne's picture

Ashley Simpson realizes who the grandfather of her baby is.

havesomehats's picture

E True Hollywood Story
High School Musical

Vern's picture

MK just doing some hoodrat stuff.

Vern's picture

Carrot Top after he realizes Michael is just teasing!

diggerdp's picture

Asslee says "fuck it, this baby ain't never gonna come..." and her and perv Papa Simpson hit the town.

Kirsten Dunst doubted that the press would buy the "depression, not alcoholism" line this time.

Terrianne's picture

Something tells me the first season of "The Real Housewives of Hillview, Kentucky" is going to kick ass!

jazzfish_77's picture

Gosh...I didn't realize trailer trash could be recycled.

After giving birth, Ashlee was thrilled to once again be having her monthly visits from her special friend.

Hey Mom! Look at Hohan's new trick!

Sk8ter girl with the only fans she has ever had.

zomay's picture

Just add a backpack and this was me in 11th grade.

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