Thursday, November 20th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 19th!
Just another Lohan Holiday... - Price for Prez
Runners-up:
A true lady crosses her ankles. - jiggywiddi
Pretty sure this girl has a Disney contract. - Zomay
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OMG, that's me when I went out partying with David Hasselhoff!
this is phoebe price on booze
I guess Ashlee Simpson gave birth 5 minutes ago.
Ashlee cleans up after another of sister Jess's all-nighters.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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From this picture we learn:
a) what's keeping Ashlee busy from popping that emo kid out
or
b) she did popped the kid and this is how bitch is losing the baby weight
Sarah Palin embracing her inner party-girl.
Phoebe Price collapses upon learning that Michael K has dumped her from his Loved from Afar list.
Courtney in Love
~ you aint gotta lie to kick it~
Immediately after dumping Sam Ronson, Lindsay Lohan reunites with her true loves: Jack Daniels and Jim Beam.
Wow, those TRL groupies are really taking it hard!!!
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Scotland has their own Lohan...
Oh, we had a hauf, and anither hauf,
And then we had anither,
And she got drunk, and he got drunk,
An' we a' went hame thegither!
After queefiing out Emo Baby after 2 years of pregnancy, Ashlee was willing to get a drink wherever she could find one.
I guess Ashlee Simpson hasn't heard the phrase, "Give me an epidural!" before.
Olga's ESL teacher failed to adequately explain the distinction between trash talking and talking to trash.
the DUDE! abides...
WAY Cool! A Phoebe Price headband!
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Molly Ringwald is in the aftermath of her teenage superstar era nowadays very protective of her assets and deposits.
***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:16pm.
En la cantina de Linda en Del Rio, Texas.
Christmas with the Lohans
Ah, the seldom seen "Simpson" sister.
Just another Lohan Holiday...
Ashlee Simpson-Wentz: Day 1 post pregnancy.
LOL VV, this could have been her 20 years ago. :p
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
oh lacy... no amount of booze or roller derby will ever make you brett michaels's rock of love...
Oh look! It's yet another Joe Simpson School of Music Mangement drop out!
LOL Loozer!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
"Submitted by Marilyn v2.0 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:15pm.
Wow, Tori Amos has really fallen on hard times..."
I knew I couldnt be theonly one who thought of Tori! LOL!
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
"I get my face fixed and they still just talk about Jessica! Jessica Jessica Jessica!!!"
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
I think Tiffany is alone now. The ripping of her beer farts are the only sound.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Submitted by Sluttsville on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:07pm.
Poor thing had a promising career as a studio engineer for Dallas Austin, then that Housewife Kim showed up one day.
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Hahahaha! You stole this idea from me, punk. ♥♥
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
We knew it wouldnt be long before HOHAN fell off the wagon......And just look at that dismount!!!!
Finger licking good!!!!
Ashlee, I told told you it is time to get up so you can give birth!
Looks like Tori Amos is drinking her emotions...
http://thevinylvillage.wordpress.com
It's okay, Baby Wentz. A lot of kids have moms that show more affection to their liquor than their babies and the guys who dicked 'er.
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
The Spirit of Christmas Future shows Lindsay Lohan her life without SamRo.
Ass posing for another private photo session with daddy.
Wow...Hohan really doesn't do anything half-assed. When she commits, she really commits.
White trash!
She is my favorite! I just saw her on the non-millionaire dating site catholicschoolgirlsluts.com. Woner what kind of relationship she is looking for?
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
" Dont leave me Calum, i need dick, Sams cooter stinks, pleeeaaasssseeeee.....damn, well it smelled like him"!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
Annie Liebovitz' first shot of Miley... too skanky for Vanity Fair.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Hey no fairsies! I thought of of PP first!
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Stop wasting my time with junk like this. Don't you have someone better to talk to? How about real people who are struggling to make ends meet. not high paid sluts.
"Peeeeete! someone has to wash the babies bottles!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Phoebe Price Photo Op in the backroom at LAX.
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Phoebe, Phoebe, Phoebe, girl why you so upset, it's the 12th time that Chanel wouldn't let you crash a party; you should be used to rejection by now.
La cantidad de alcohol toma para Ovejas para entrar en su falda escocesa.
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Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
" You're my *hic* besht friend, i looooooove you *belch* i'd die for you *Baaaaaaaaaaaaarrrfffff*
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
Wow, Tori Amos has really fallen on hard times...
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Le pecore gustano buono.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
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She is my favorite. Just saw her on milllionaire personals site
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