Thursday, November 20th 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 19th!
Just another Lohan Holiday... - Price for Prez
Runners-up:
A true lady crosses her ankles. - jiggywiddi
Pretty sure this girl has a Disney contract. - Zomay
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Ashley Simpson rejoices the birth of her baby!
Tomorrow, Tomorrow...
the DUDE! abides...
Smelly Alcowhorelic.
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
It's obvious that Chicken Cutlets can pose next to anything, but posing next to MK's garbage?! She must really want the "Hot Babe of the Year" title twice in a row!
The last thing Rojo remembers before she woke up fabulous and gay!!!
Ass Simpson finally realized subjecting a child to fetal alcohol syndrome was less cruel than a healthy baby aware that Pete Wentz was his dad.
Och aye da Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelch!
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If I were Achilles I would put my foot in a f**k off block of concrete!
I see Samantha Ronson isnt the only thing Lindsay Lohan is protective of!!
Submitted by Dea on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:09pm.
oh, my! i thought that was ashlee simpson, no joke!!! it´s not a caption!!!
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me too Dea, it looks just like her!
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
Nicole Kidman will try anything to make her lips get bigger.
Pete Wentz's wet dream.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Fess up! Which of you Dlisted sluts is this?
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
LiLo discovers that without drugs, there's not enough beer in the world to make her want dick.
chicken cutlets prom? no way
After finally realizing no one gives a shit about her, Phoebe Price gives in and embraces her destiny.
*running from MK*
Chicken Cutletts got wasted!
Rag Doll livin' in a movie
Hot tramp Daddy's little cutie
You're so fine they'll never see ya leavin' by the back door, mam
Hot time get it while it's easy
Don't mind come on up and see me
Rag Doll, baby won't ya do me, baby won't ya do me,
baby won't ya do me like you done before
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Brittney prepares for the 2011 "One More Time" Tour.
IG and Dee: La falda escocesa!
oh, my! i thought that was ashlee simpson, no joke!!! it´s not a caption!!!
**whatever**
No, please don't take my beers, I'm not done yet.
Cut to 2 hours later, Disney's biggest prostitot gangbang. Mickey, Donald, Goofy, and even that bitch Pluto all got on the Miley train.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
He "drank" them all, and their all empty.
Maid Marion Dlisted
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Poor Ashlee. She hadn't even popped out Emo baby for a whole 2 minutes when she ran back to her first true love.
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Not fugly enough to be in your league - so go away.
Submitted by DeeDee on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:04pm.
Not even a Del Rio donkey could drag IG away from her beloved booze.
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Hahahahahahahahaha
After 15 years in the making, Axl Rose gets to celebrate the release of "Chinese Democracy" with the only friends he has left.
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
IG! ♥ Heehee! Yes that's right.
☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
LOL Kacky, I'm a business woman!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Submitted by DUDE on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 2:05pm.
A true lady crosses her ankles.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
Poor thing had a promising career as a studio engineer for Dallas Austin, then that Housewife Kim showed up one day.
Avril Lavigne shows us the amount of booze it would take to be able to listen to her music.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Bottle-nose dolphin in its natural habitat.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
I don't actually drink them. I'm a businesswoman!
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They were dork-sided!
HAHAHAHA, DeeDee!! El burro es loco! (did I get that right?) xo
I see some parts of charm school stuck. Her legs are crossed.
the DUDE! abides...
New Series: "Lacey's Family". Lacey begs to be adopted by Jack Daniels. In one episode, she adopts a bottle of Wild Turkey as a pet.
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They were dork-sided!
Not even a Del Rio donkey could drag IG away from her beloved booze.
☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Hannah Montana: The E! True Hollywood Story
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
God I hope she's on match.com
the DUDE! abides...
Ashlee kissed the booze goodbye after learning the beer bloat was actually baby bump
Good. Bad. I'm the guy with the gun.
-Ash
Another Whoo! Girl Bites the Dust.
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
Who found Billy Ray's jack-shack material???
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
LOL Dude, MK is so meeeeeeeeean!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Ya know? Wino actually looks good as a ginge.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
Ha! Have you guys hanging out around my house?!?
♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<
Miley's sweet 16 party - the aftermath.
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"It's not true I had nothing on ~ I had the radio on."
Ashlee Simpson prays at the altar of the emo god to let her finally give birth.
I knew my ex would land on her feet
the DUDE! abides...
Ashley Simpson's latest press photo suggests how much booze Pete Wentz needs to drink before he finds her attractive.