What Was Wrong With The Original Wino?
The Original Wino was on a flight from Los Angeles to London when she got sick on the flight and needed some kind of medical attention. She probably ate the fish. Don't eat the fish.
Wino was sick enough for the pilot to ask for priority landing into Heathrow. When they arrived, medical bitches met her at the gate and immediately transported her ill ass to the hospital.
Her spokeswhore said this shit: "She did fall ill on a flight and as a precautionary measure, was taken to a hospital. She was there maybe an hour and was released. The bottom line is she is in good health."
Hmmm....let's go through the "Why was Wino Sick" checklist: Diarrhea? Naw. She watched "Autumn in New York" on the flight? Naw. The klepto in her made her swallow the first-class napkins? Possibly. Too many dolls? Ding ding ding!
Wait. Does customs and the drug dogs check your ass when you have to be taken to the hospital directly from the gate? The Original Wino is a genius drug mule!
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She looks like box office poison at this point.
I want to die and be reincarnated as this ho's purse...
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Never underestimate the allure presciption meds... I never would!!!!!!!!
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I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Once on an international flight I 'fell ill' when I heard they ran out of Kettle One. My pleas for a quick landing were ignored by the Sky Waitress. Bitch.
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Dear Mrs K -
I don't think Wino ever recovered from losing Depp. Though, I don't know the story on their breakup.
OH, I saw the Astronaut's Wife (Depp & Theron)again this weekend. He definitely has charisma. ;))
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The Original Wino still looks fabulous to me.
I think Wino UK would be an excellent drug mule and could've pulled off the ER pass-thru. Wino US prolly did get sick. She's had a baaaad decade or two.
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She used to have sex with Johnny Depp.
What else do I need to know about her?
Nothing.
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Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need
she is pretty dumb if it was a panic attack...if she is so prone to them while flying she should always have calm down drugs handy...i am sure her "pharmacist" is available 24/7.
I used to love love love Winona but something seems wrong with her, more than just anxiety and panic attacks. I wonder if she isn't on the illegal kind of drugs. She seems to bounce from man to man, too, with no lasting relationship.
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Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:22pm.
Wino suffers from panic attacks and hates flying.She has had panic attacks since her days with Depp.
One Xanax would cure that for the entire flight. But you're not supposed to mix it with Courvoisier.
Due to the space docking.
Submitted by Bondagebarbie on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:22pm.
Wino suffers from panic attacks and hates flying.She has had panic attacks since her days with Depp.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Wino suffers from panic attacks and hates flying.She has had panic attacks since her days with Depp.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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She wanted attention cos no one wants to look at/hire her old (by h-wood standards) ass anymore.
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See that's why I quit the vicodin and valiums, bitch ends up looking HAGGARD! I love Winona tho, she's all good in my book. She got to thin though and now looks mega old and she's only 36 for chrissakes!
Your face!
drugs!!! someone isnt aging well.
i hate it when i find out mean, stupid shit someone i like does...goddamn it. this has totally fuckered my day.
i'm going to drink a lot of Mojitos with Big D [aka my dad] at dinner tonight. *LOL*
Uhh, airsickness perhaps, dummy?
Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:51pm.
Great dirt, Sensimina! If even 1/4 of this stuff is true, Winona is a true sociopath, (maybe psychopath?).
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Love her, and feel awful that this turned to be her future.
I'd still hit that
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WTFOMGLOL on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:41pm.
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:18pm.
Strange, this lady had so much at one time.
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..including Johnny Depp. I feel sorry for her mess(es). she really used to be so beautiful Could be again too, if she could just clean up her act.
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Heeeheeeeheee thats what I was thinking.
She simply needed attention: media attention not medical attention.
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Save Wynona!
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Looking at Winos face and knowing how ravaged it is by pills, I can really see now that "Kate" Cruise is popping something serious! Except her eyes look less crazy and more vacant.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
Next time I go to Morocco I must try this smuggling trick!!! Beats stuffing one's orifices with cannibis goodies like hashish, etc.
She's really looking like a pill popping society mom on her way to lunch with Cindy McCain in that pic.
http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/showthread.php?t=73097
A few posts down you can read the Bitchiest Girl in Hollywood article supposedly about Wino.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
She looks like a Ronson in that photo. She's a good actress...I wonder what happened to her?
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It doesn't surprise me. She grew up in one of those commune hippie cults like the phoenixes
Submitted by zomay on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:18pm.
Strange, this lady had so much at one time.
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..including Johnny Depp. I feel sorry for her mess(es). she really used to be so beautiful Could be again too, if she could just clean up her act.
Its a shame that Hollywood could never stop casting her as a teenager.
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Submitted by Sensimina on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 3:34pm.
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what were some of the stories? spill it!
I know many people who pop pills while they are on planes. Winona is a known pill-popper. You do the math.
I used to be a big fan of hers...it is sad to see what has happened to her. Come back to us, Winona. (That is an AWFUL picture of her!!!)
i liked her in "Heathers" and "Girl Interrupted"
I love the Original Wino, I think she's gorgeous and talented but damn, there is a reason why she doesn't get work anymore.
If there are any Cosmo readers out there, you might remember the article "The Bitchiest Girl in Hollywood". It has so many crazy ass stories about an actress and the consensus is that it's the O.W.! Definitely sounds like her to me.
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One, two Brit Brit's coming for you
three, four lock your chillun's doors
five, six she needs her Cheetos fix
seven, eight she dropped her Frap bloat weight
nine, ten her weave looks beat again
put you teefs back in and don'nt eat airline food WiWi
at least this isn't a "cake-in-the-oven" alert.
Gosh, i was so confused then i finally got it.
Winona looks like a 40 something news-anchor person in Wichita Falls or something. Gah!
Priority landing at Heathrow and in and out of an ER in under one hour?
I. Am. Impressed. "Genius" is correct.
I used to really like her, especially in The Crucible. How sad.
Oh Wino I don't care I'll always love you. I kinda wish Tim Burton would cast her in one of his movies again :( I hope she feels better.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Let me guess. Wynnie Ryder was drunk off her ass again. Or she OD'd on the the myriad of pills she's takes again.
She's lucky she apparently has good genes. But you can see the fucking crazy in her beautiful eyes.
She was good "Beetlejuice". That's it. And that was because there was a good director.
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i don't care how much time goes by and how shitty her career is now....she is one of my all time favorites. i love her. *sigh*
Strange, this lady had so much at one time.
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Gotta love them dolls