Everybody Into Quarantine!
Wonky McValtrex and Benji Madden are reportedly no longer bumping ass warts which means they are out in the wild spreading their skank! While we're running for quarantine shelters, the bitches who make Valtrex are having a fun time parade! Their #1 converter is going back to work!
According to Star Magazine, Wonky quit Benji because he's too-controlling. When he found out that she was being gross with Nachos in Miami, he freaked out at her. Benji totally did the "smell the puss" test on her.
The source said, "She couldn't take his overbearing ways anymore. It was stressing her out. He can be very aggressive and he was just too much trouble. She felt she couldn't cut loose and party. He doesn't drink and doesn't think she should either. She felt too fenced in."
I think in Wonky-talk "fenced in" means that Benji wouldn't let other dudes space dock her.
Benji apparently is herpmatized, because he wanted a second chance from Wonky. "He fought for a second chance and asked if they could talk it out but Paris said she was done talking." That's because she probably already lined up two dozen rebound dicks.
You know that somewhere in the world Nicole Richie is eating her one chickpea lunch and screaming "Halleljuah" because she doesn't have to see Wonky's skank ass face at Madden gatherings anymore. It was bad enough that she had to play fake nice with her for the cameras.
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:49pm.
I don't think she's a crazy out-of-control substance abuser like a lot of them.
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Guess you missed the vid of her smoking hash. Or the one of her grubbing on the floor for the shrooms she dropped. Or the pic of her MK posted a few days ago wiff Nachos in Miami, clearly drunk off her ass.
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Submitted by The C word on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:47pm.
I think he broke it off with her when the tests came back positive.
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I think she broke up with him when his penis fell off.
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The sabre-tooth crotch crickets were the last straw.
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Teehee...vagina dentata...
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Why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?
Submitted by The C word on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:48pm.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:47pm.
I think he broke it off with her when the tests came back positive.
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I think she broke up with him when his penis fell off.
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The sabre-tooth crotch crickets were the last straw.
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
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You know, say what you want about Paris (Lord knows I've said plenty), but I haven't seen tons of pictures of her where she's clearly drunk and/or high out of her mind like I have of Britney, Lindsay, etc....hell, I've even seen more of CHRISTINA AGUILERA than I have of Paris. She may be a spoiled, skank bitch, but I don't think she's a crazy out-of-control substance abuser like a lot of them. Thus, I can only assume Benjy Madden truly is a controlling douche (we know 'douche' is correct). I would cheer Paris if I even gave a shit about this non-story. "Paris Hilton Moves on to Another Man." Big shock.
Submitted by putsomestankonit on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:47pm.
I think he broke it off with her when the tests came back positive.
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I think she broke up with him when his penis fell off.
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Why buy the pig when you can get the sausage for free?
I think he broke it off with her when the tests came back positive.
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Submitted by But.Seriously.Folks on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:45pm.
Now why you wanna go insult the sweet little sea horseys?
I would really like Benji to explain his reasoning behind dating this plague from hell a/k/a Paris Hilton. I mean, he's no prize, but Jesus, she's Paris Hilton! Hello? Fart in a mitten? Porn star? Valtrex? Useless, bony, hateful, jealous, disease ridden, dumb sea horse of woman??? WTF was he thinking? Well, he can only go up from here...
LIES LIES LIES!
She only paid him to be her boyfriend until October. He was nice - he stayed an extra coupla weeks!
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I'm gonna have nightmares about that sniff test, wrestling with angry crabs and everything. Srsly, I would've ditched him for not drinking. If you're Paris Hilton, you have to drink heavily just to be able to face reality every day.
ughhhh! So THAT's why my skin's breaking out! Jesus, can't the CDC put a microchip in this skeezer's oozing twat and keep her on lockdown? There aren't enough free clinics in this privatized to hell country to keep that STD assault in check.
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:38pm.
Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing.
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OMFG! LMAO! :-)
She is so effing grody. Wonky-faced twatwaffle.
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:37pm.
I guess you learn something new every day, man. "Space dock". Damn.
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Jesus Harold Christ on a Rubber Crutch, I thought 'space dock' was just slang for sex with a big vagina. Sometimes you just DON'T NEED to know things!
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:38pm.
You used to love Tara Reid??? Por que???
Off topic or on topic lol I used to love Perez until I realized how much of a retard he actually is ...
I totally figured it was gunna be Benji Mania in here lol...u guys over it?
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SPACE DOCK?!!@
Goddamn, MK you're like an internet education center. I swear I learn something new all the time from you.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:31pm.
Yeah, where is Farrah? Did that crazy dog of hers eat her?
Farrah! ¿¿Estás lavanda tus chanclas??
To me, BM used to mean bowel movement, but since Benji Madden, my life has changed.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:37pm.
I don't, but I imagine the guys that do are just looking for the danger aspect, and the venus flytrap won't close around their dicks anymore.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
WHO GIVES A FUCKING SHIT????????
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:37pm.
like throwing a hotdog down a bowling alley
I used to LOOOVVEEE her....all the people I used to love seem played out, ugly and used up nowadays.
Beyonce
Agilera
Paris
Tara Reid....
They all need to give it a rest....specially Paris, she has too many STDs, baggage and wrinkles to be making news in stories like this
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:37pm.
Will any men on here please tell me YTF guys want to bonk her? I mean, her pink track must be the size of the Sagamore Bridge!
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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing.
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
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I guess you learn something new every day, man. "Space dock". Damn.
I´ve never space docked in my life, but now that I know what it means, I feel like I'm TOTALLY missing out.
OT: Fuck these bitches.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Well at least we don't have to worry about them spawning and ushering in the apocolypse!
Will any men on here please tell me YTF guys want to bonk her? I mean, her pink track must be the size of the Sagamore Bridge!
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:35pm.
STOP VISITING HIS PAGE!!!!! Why give him the revenue!
On topic: Such a shame that the crabs have lost their dad.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Awe . . . I'm so happy for sad clown baby for not having to worry about getting an Auntie Wonky McValtrex !! Maybe, now she can finally be Happy Clown Baby - tee,hee :)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Someone lock her up in Gaytanamo before Obama shuts it down. It is spelled Guantanamo, but I like the other way better. :)
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Off topic - OMG! That fat fucking untalented bastard Pigez has STOLEN from MK again.
He has pic of Wynona Rider with the header "The Original Wino"
FUCKING ASSHOLE! COME UP WITH YOUR OWNSHIT!
*Tear* If these two can't make it...what hope have I?
I don't think I ever realized how manish she is.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Submitted by Clarisse on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 4:31pm.
He needs to be deloused and disinfected by the jail shower crew at LA County jail. Wonky can give him directions.
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Um, could she have a more stupid look on her face? I cannot stand her!!
Even Harlow is celebrating. She did not want cousins from that festering twat.
Oh Benji Madden be praised!!!
WWBMD? Shower and move on! THAT'S what Benji Madden would do!!!
Where's Farrah!?!?
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"Well, it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone?"
I'm sure any boyfriend wouldn't be too happy with seeing pics of his girlfriend acting like a horney slut with her ex.
GROSS!
That's not controlling, that's what happens when a guy is "madly in love with you". For SOME reason they expect you to control yourSELF. yeah I know, hard for a slut to do.
Wonky looks like she's trying to hold on to her youth for DEAR LIFE!
Well, at least now she quit with the creepy Single White Female shit she was pulling with Nicole Richie.
I still think her true love is Brandon Davis - they can disappear on some island together and be vile for eternity for all I care, as long as I don't have to see it.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
this morning while on the john I heard the strangest sound - glad to know it was just Nicole Richie breathing a sigh of relief. worried there for a sec
LIKE DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*wraps self in Purell douced saran wrap*
He's very aggressive? Verne Troyer could kick his ass.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
I am crushed that these two didn't make it. I believed in love again when I saw them together. The heavens are weeping.
Wonky couldn't WAIT to dump this dude
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Oh and didn't she say the other day Benji was her "everything"? Lying cuunt
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Benji totally did the "smell the puss" test on her.
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LMFAO "sniff check!"
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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
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I never believed for one single second this relationship was legit. She was doing the Benji because Nicole was doing the other Benji. High School shit if you ask me.
Wonky is FUUUUG
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD