Jennifer Garner Has A Crazy Stalker
Some dude with crazy running through his veins has been stalking and harassing Jennifer Garner since 2002. It's gotten so bad that Jennifer is afraid for the safety of herself and her family. She already has a restraining order against him, but her lawyers will go into court tomorrow and ask a judge to make it permanent.
TMZ got a hold of some documents that state her stalker Steven Burky follows her around the country, sends her creepy love letters and writes about her on the Internet. He once showed up on her front door and said, "God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death."
Jennifer said in the papers, "I now fear not only for my personal safety, but also for the safety and well-being of those that I love and care about most, including my husband and daughter. Also, I am currently pregnant and fear for the safety of my second child once born."
The LAPD is involved in the case. Sources tell TMZ that Seven Burky is currently under a 5150 psychiatric hold.
Jennifer Garner is one of the few boring oatmeal people that I actually don't mind. It's weird. Whenever I watch her in interviews, I try to say something bitchy, but the words don't come out of my mouth! And when I see her smile, I smile and that just makes me want to go take an Epsom salt bath.
Because I do like Jennifer Garner, I will do her a favor and legally change my name to "Jennifer Garner." We can trick her stalker into thinking I'm the real Jennifer Garner, so he can leave her alone for good. He's crazy. He won't know the difference. He's also kind of hot. Well, he is! Although, he will have to change the tone of his love letters. I just read a few of them on TMZ and he's going to need to write less about "visions" and more about dirty sexy things.
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Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:39pm.
Peaches,
Do you ever wonder if some *cough-cough* celebs even HIRE their own 'stalkers'? Talk about "meeeee and my shadowwwwwwww." I'm dyin'! hahahaha
*makes serious face*
Yeah, yeah, stalkers are NO laughing matter but the idea of someone purchasing their own stalker has me in stitches now. No publicity is BAD publicity right? bahahahahahaha
good point! well If Paris Hilton ever gets a staker, you'll be proven right! unless it was a hate stalker, noone would ever want to stalk her diseased ass!!!
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:38pm.
@ peaches:
oh wow! Of all people, Colin Farrell never would have crossed my mind having a hater-stalker.
-- HEY wasn't that the chick who leaked that sex video of him? If it is, I guess she technically doesn't qualify as a stalker, just a jilted goldigga
no actually it was another broad, the one who came on stage when he was on Jay leno to serve him court papers or something.
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Who are we kidding? this is the best thing that's ever happened to her
everyone says she is so sweet & hard to hate, but when i look at her all i see is boring "bitch" under all the sweet dimples & smiling eyes. like i bet she doesnt let ben do anything fun.
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According to some other sites she´s having a room decorated as a poker suite for Ben which I think in most men´s mind would make her a pretty cool wife.
‘When it's done, Ben's poker room is expected to look just like a private high-roller suite at the ‘Bellagio’ hotel in Las Vegas, which is where he likes to play.’
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my point exactly...she is decorating a room in the house to look like vegas, so he doesnt go to vegas! anyone who has gambled in a casino knows that gambling at home does not remotely compare....it may seem like a sweet gesture on her part, but its actually her way of controlling him & manipulating him (which is so not cool) so he stays home instead of going to vegas now & then which is what he really wants.
Hate stalking is when a person with some kind of celebrity stalks a person who is a nobody. In my experience anyway.
edit: dangling gold balls keychain, you live by the beach? If so, i'm so envious right now.
edit2: that guy is hot, i'd stalk me if i was him
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:39pm.
Dottay, how are you presh? Me just ducking out to take the doggay for a walk on the beach for ten. Y'know, getting a life and such...
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I'm kinda losing my mind but not really? Heart broke. Nothing like your own child to make you feel like you got socked in the stomach.
I hope your doggay is happay. lol. My Kitteh [fav] is named "Happy" of all names and he's a handful. Like a frickin' newborn baby...always bitchin'. haha
for crying out loud, who the f*ck opens doors to anyone anymore? That maid should be bitch slapped. those letters were creepy and booooorrrrringgg as hell. They don't make any sense. Now I have a headache. bye!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:30pm.
@Sandbitch,
Heeeeeeeey & goodnight, it's t 4am, I gotta run.
===>Fuck, get thee to bed. See you in the morn.
Dottay, how are you presh? Me just ducking out to take the doggay for a walk on the beach for ten. Y'know, getting a life and such...
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 11:30pm.
@Dot,
((Huggs with lots of kindness, love & hope for a a better tomorrow))
lmao, I think you're giving TommyGirl to much credit, I think his are smaller than that! lol
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I stare into the bloody abyss and you leave me with THAT? AHHHHHHHHHHH.
Love you, Angel. So much. I pray for you all the time. YOu're in my heart, doll. Please know that ((HUG))
@Sandbitch,
Heeeeeeeey & goodnight, it's t 4am, I gotta run.
@Dot,
((Huggs with lots of kindness, love & hope for a a better tomorrow))
lmao, I think you're giving TommyGirl to much credit, I think his are smaller than that! lol
Night everyone! xoxoxoxo
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Geez, dude, at least stalk a hot chick! Having a stalker and having an Affleck are the only reasons anyone's even seen her in 4 years.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Such a shame such a nice person married a skank on the rebound from JLo.
Aww I love Jennifer. She's such a sweet person. That's so freakin creepy. Reminds me of Rebecca Schafer. I don't blame her for getting a restraining order. She might want to get a couple of guard dogs too. Yikes!
((Hugs back to the umpteenth degree squared with a delicious slice of pecan pie and 'whooped' cream toppin'))) :D
As to your question, sweet, young one? Nope. Those are the gilded balls of TommyG before the 'unhinging' ceremony. Shhhhhhhhhh. That's right. SciFientologists have no balls.
Hey DAE, just coz.
@ Dot,
((hugs back)) *hugs self* Just as good as masterbating.
Because Marky needs some love.
((hugs again)) I'm glad your over being trolled. I've never been trolled thank God.
Are those Brad's balls in your avvie?
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:53pm.
You want a stalker eh?
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la coo, would you honest to fuck cut that shit out already? You've already made it clear you're STALKING someone here and I wish to fuck you'd give it a rest. Hell, I got TROLLED incessantly last year and yes, I held grudges but I'm over it now. I was trolled and accused of shit I NEVER did and yet the tard fucks here wo decided to jump on the 'troll-wagon' continuted to try and perpetuate lies against me. I've put it behind me now. I wish you could do the same to for your own sanity's sake. For YOU.
Am I still pissed off at a few certain someones? YES. Am I over it? YES. I have SURVIVAL to think about right now. Not obsessing about my percieved 'enemies'.
Please, think about it. You seem coherent and intelligent. Let the past hurts be buried and raise yourself up rather than bury yourself in past hurts/scum/grief/hurts/pain/trauma.
I'm still struggling myself. I know it's not easy. :(
Whenever I watch her in interviews, I try to say something bitchy, but the words don't come out of my mouth! And when I see her smile, I smile
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ESCANDALO!!!
That being said: I'm glad you're looking at some nice people. I noticed you threw an asshole in there for good measure but that's cool. Baby steps:)
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Is it just me or does this Jennifer Garnho really look like a tranny...(not that I mind trannies one bit)
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:50pm.
Mr. Pres,
You're always uber too affable for me to be churlish with. Damn you, ya sweetie pie!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:33pm.
Dot!
If you're gonna stalk someone go all out!
Be the best damn stalker you can be.
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Are you subtly hinting I should have designs on you, meester mon? MMMMMMMMM? *bats eyes and flashes pearly white fangs*
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You want a stalker eh?
I got a video I want you to watch, but beware...there are some stalker like repercussoins and consequnces associated with watching this tape....do you wanna see it?
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Mr. Pres,
You're always uber too affable for me to be churlish with. Damn you, ya sweetie pie!
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Submitted by Manimal5 on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:47pm.
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:33pm.
Dot!
If you're gonna stalk someone go all out!
Be the best damn stalker you can be.
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Are you subtly hinting I should have designs on you, meester mon? MMMMMMMMM? *bats eyes and flashes pearly white fangs*
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:33pm.
Dot!
If you're gonna stalk someone go all out!
Be the best damn stalker you can be.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
HAHA, thanks Dot. I'm pretty easy to stalk, since I'm usually drinking at some dive bar or at home (which resembles a dive bar).
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Mr. President on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 10:23pm.
I don't know how anyone could be a stalker. I'm so lazy, I can't even be bothered to stalk myself.
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Looks up at you with full-on dialated eyes full of lurveeeeeeeeeee. You need a stalker? *blinks once* You need someone to obsess about you? *blinks twice* You need...
Oh cut it out! *blinks thrice and bitch slaps you upside the head for good measure*
Homes, be careful what you wish for! Frick!
*double slaps you for wakin' up in reality times*
Dagnabbit!
Hmmph!
*puts on stern mom face*
I don't know how anyone could be a stalker. I'm so lazy, I can't even be bothered to stalk myself.
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"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:49pm.
Boneyface is so boring, couldn't her stalker have found someone more interesting to stalk?
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See? This proves my theory of how EXHAUSTING it has to be to stalk someone. First, you have to find someone interesting enough to stalk...and ...uh, excuse me...yawwwwwn...Yeah...
Then you gotta do all that crazy ass shit to stalk them...I mean, really, a bitch gotta eat they Wheaties to stalk for real, and at the least bring a big ass thermos of some strong black coffee, cuz stalking takes energy and endurance, and that aint no lie...not that I would know...*looking in DListed address book, taking swig out of thermos*...What? You good..
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Boneyface is so boring, couldn't her stalker have found someone more interesting to stalk?
Her stalker looks like Ryan Phillipe. Or however his name is spelled. Leave Jen and Violet alone, Ryan Phillipe-face!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:20pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:12pm.
Ain't that the truth. Where do these stalkers get the money to stalk a bitch ... someone is doing the enabling.
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True dat...Now see, you skanks, You wanna make sho' a ho ain't gonna ever stalk your ass, make sure bitch is lazy and po'...My ass ain't gonna stalk you, I might kill and eat you but I ain't never gonna stalk yo' ass...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
You're right, the dude is crazy--crazy to stalk a boring girl like Jen! If he stalks her he would stalk any random girl in your neighborhood........ but, everyone has their own taste. I shouldn't judge. Jen seems like a nice person.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:12pm.
Ain't that the truth. Where do these stalkers get the money to stalk a bitch ... someone is doing the enabling.
You gotta admit, though, they ain't no lazy ass stalkers...just like they aint no lazy ass bitches with eating disorders...See, I think the reason my crazy ass ain't a stalker or anorexic or bulimic is cuz my tiger ass is lazy...Sure, I could start out with a twisted stalking plan, and have every intention of carrying it out, but..oy, all that letter writing, and the phone calls, ugh, then I gotta get my fat, mom jean wearing ass off the couch to do surveillance on a bitch? Yeah, no...
Same with eating disorders...I gotta do how many situps? Yeah, not gonna happen, and SOOOO, not a fan of barfing, pooping excessively, or peeing out water weight... too time consuming and icky, not to mention all the batteries I'd burn through on my digital scale...I HATE it when I run out of batteries; my lazy ass just takes batteries out of one device and puts them in the bitch I want to work...(sofa batteries excluded...I don't want the county on my ass)...
Anywho, what were we talking about?
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:53pm.
===Bullshit. That be her true self every day of the week.
Truth. I haven't seen one 'normal' pic of this woman in her avatar that didn't look bat-shit crazy.
Unfortch, it can speak and type
===>Only just.
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:02pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:53pm.
===Bullshit. That be her true self every day of the week.
Truth. I haven't seen one 'normal' pic of this woman in her avatar that didn't look bat-shit crazy.
Unfortch, it can speak and type.
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Mean. Ive only had like 3 pics of me and why would I put a normal pic of me just smiling on here....who would find that intreting? Thats what myspace is for....to pretend to be normal and happy for all your friends and fams...on here, im NOT normal...
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:43pm.
Thats me on Halloween doing my best to impersonate the girl from the ring.....
I think I did a good job...had the little kiddies screaming left and right and eyeing their unplugged tv sets with anticipation...
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HOLY Frick. You mastered it.
I proffer you a ((HUG)) and hope for your future to not be so filled with obsessive hatred about someone or something you can't control. My heart kinda aches for you [call me a sucker], but I just can't think of you as a bad person. I think you are so filled with vitriol and internal pain and vengeance that you can't see how much harm you're doing to YOU. :(
I will pray for you. My daughter just moved in with a complete loser and I'm praying for her too. My only child throwing all of the GOOD we gave her. *sob*
Ugh.
Anyway, I gotta think positive thoughts. *tears*
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Someone recently told me "dont let any person, situation or circumstance change you from who you are because in the end you'll end up losing the vital part of you over something that is nowhere near close to being worth it" I think that is good advice and I wish I had someone to tell me that beforehand...
I appreciate your concern, at least theres someone who can relate to me...I feel like it me against the world most of the time in this situation so its nice to know there are people who understand....
She hasnt been on dlisted or any other internet site for almost a month now....thats so not like her....in the 3 years ive "known" her....shes never gone 3 days without doing something on the web so I think something happened to her....I hope shes ok, but imnot on here now to harass her or anything, I just like dlisted from time to time.....
And I genuinely feel a lot less strongly about this whole thing than I used to, too much time has passed for me to care like I used to you know...anyways thatnks for the kind words, its appreciated.
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Submitted by Sandbitch on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:53pm.
===Bullshit. That be her true self every day of the week.
Truth. I haven't seen one 'normal' pic of this woman in her avatar that didn't look bat-shit crazy.
Unfortch, it can speak and type.
Holy fuckballs. MK was right, boy got crazy running all through his crazy Jesus lovin' veins!
Jen needs to get a GUN not a restraining order. Crazy runs right through that paper cause it wasn't signed by his lord and savior through prophetic visions.....
Yikes.
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:49pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:43pm.
Thats me on Halloween doing my best to impersonate the girl from the ring....
===Bullshit. That be her true self every day of the week.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:43pm.
Thats me on Halloween doing my best to impersonate the girl from the ring.....
I think I did a good job...had the little kiddies screaming left and right and eyeing their unplugged tv sets with anticipation...
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HOLY Frick. You mastered it.
I proffer you a ((HUG)) and hope for your future to not be so filled with obsessive hatred about someone or something you can't control. My heart kinda aches for you [call me a sucker], but I just can't think of you as a bad person. I think you are so filled with vitriol and internal pain and vengeance that you can't see how much harm you're doing to YOU. :(
I will pray for you. My daughter just moved in with a complete loser and I'm praying for her too. My only child throwing all of the GOOD we gave her. *sob*
Ugh.
Anyway, I gotta think positive thoughts. *tears*
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:36pm.
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:22pm.
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Man...youre all over this stalker therad arent ya?
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As are you? ;)
-And what's with the scary Japanese-ish horror film avatar?
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Thats me on Halloween doing my best to impersonate the girl from the ring.....
I think I did a good job...had the little kiddies screaming left and right and eyeing their unplugged tv sets with anticipation...
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Jennifer Garner really? He couldn't pick a better actress (if that's what you call her, more like fmaous for marrying Affleck)?
Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:31pm.
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:22pm.
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Man...youre all over this stalker therad arent ya?
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As are you? ;)
-And what's with the scary Japanese-ish horror film avatar?
Remember when Jack was stalking Kevin Bacon?
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Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:22pm.
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Man...youre all over this stalker therad arent ya?
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Submitted by peaches on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:33pm.
Now this is when a celebrity actually DOES need a bodyguard! Other than these instances, celebrities who walk around with bodyguards are just displaying narcissum to me! And people notice a celebrity more if they walk around with a bodyguard or a bunch of bodyguards at that! Oh btw, Colin Farrell had a hater stalker! Some woman who was trying to blackmail him or something.
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Most people in the public eye get worrisome attention from fans at some point or another....I never knew of Paula Abduls stalker until she killed herself because she never let it go public because the attention of it being public would have only encouraged her more.....I think all celebs definately NEED bodyguards.
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:16pm.
(((virtual hug)))
Psst...ova here, kid! You can hug yourself when I send you a virtual (((HUG)))...hugging yourself is good medicine (almost as good as masterbatin'...but not the same lol).
Love ya, doll. Not quite sure why you chose a non C.A. avatar?
Would I stalk anyone? Nope. -Nobody worthy. Why? -Because I'm a megalomaniac. bwahahahah. ;p
My brother was stalked once by this crazy bitch when he lived out of state and he was telling me about her and what she did. He was pretty disappointed in the quality of her stalking and ended it by saying, "Stalking is not all it's cracked up to be."
@ Leona,
Thanks, you too!
@ Dot,
Thank you. Too kind. I'm an fanat--loo- admirer. ;0)
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Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 7:10pm.
Seriously, dude. You have some effing SKILLS!
*wiping tears of laughter*
You RAWK!
She purchased her stalker for hire,
For her movie career looked quite dire.
No more did they want
Her fetid, dull cunt,
But her death would likely inspire.