Jennifer Garner Has A Crazy Stalker
Some dude with crazy running through his veins has been stalking and harassing Jennifer Garner since 2002. It's gotten so bad that Jennifer is afraid for the safety of herself and her family. She already has a restraining order against him, but her lawyers will go into court tomorrow and ask a judge to make it permanent.
TMZ got a hold of some documents that state her stalker Steven Burky follows her around the country, sends her creepy love letters and writes about her on the Internet. He once showed up on her front door and said, "God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death."
Jennifer said in the papers, "I now fear not only for my personal safety, but also for the safety and well-being of those that I love and care about most, including my husband and daughter. Also, I am currently pregnant and fear for the safety of my second child once born."
The LAPD is involved in the case. Sources tell TMZ that Seven Burky is currently under a 5150 psychiatric hold.
Jennifer Garner is one of the few boring oatmeal people that I actually don't mind. It's weird. Whenever I watch her in interviews, I try to say something bitchy, but the words don't come out of my mouth! And when I see her smile, I smile and that just makes me want to go take an Epsom salt bath.
Because I do like Jennifer Garner, I will do her a favor and legally change my name to "Jennifer Garner." We can trick her stalker into thinking I'm the real Jennifer Garner, so he can leave her alone for good. He's crazy. He won't know the difference. He's also kind of hot. Well, he is! Although, he will have to change the tone of his love letters. I just read a few of them on TMZ and he's going to need to write less about "visions" and more about dirty sexy things.
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Submitted by AttentionWhore on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:41pm.
AW, your avatar has just officially went into my sub-conscience-soon-to-be-in-my-nightmares archives.
Just thought you'd like to know and thanks for that. ;p
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People who 'stalk' are usually obsessed to the point of such a fairytale UNreality or such HATEtred or such VENGEance that the only thing that will stop them is:
A. Getting caught and jailed
B. Seeking help on their own <---unlikely
C. Finding someone else to obsess over [yay]
D. Suicide or Homicide
You have to wonder who the PARENTS of these "Stalkers" are? WTF went wrong?
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Submitted by Pearl_Necklace on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:47pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:44pm.
pearl_necklace:
Your siggy......uhm.....who put the stick up your arse?
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Well what a coincidence! It was none other than someone called "Creemy" who wigged out about people funning on Beyonce's dance moves on SNL last weekend, speaking about batshit fants ;D
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Attention Whore - is your avvie one of the ghouls from "Ghoulies?"
Submitted by M.E. on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:44pm.
pearl_necklace:
Your siggy......uhm.....who put the stick up your arse?
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Well what a coincidence! It was none other than someone called "Creemy" who wigged out about people funning on Beyonce's dance moves on SNL last weekend, speaking about batshit fants ;D
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My husband thinks she has horse face. I don't see what all the fuss is about. Hope she can keep that crazy man away from her. Stalkers ain't no joke.
I don't believe the quote is from Jennifer...it doesn't sound like something she would say.
S- I really DO think that is James Haven. Has anyone heard from James Haven?
Put on your big girl panties and deal with it.
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Team Cloris. Vote Bitches!
If there are any Cold Ones here, don't you think the stalker looks like Bella from the Twilight movie trailers?
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:27pm.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
pearl_necklace:
Your siggy......uhm.....who put the stick up your arse?
Yeah, the armed security guard at the bank is keeping me and my beloved Money apart *lil tear*
I keep it on the dl with the MickeyD fries.
moneymoneymoney
MONEY!
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One fucked thing about Restraining Orders. There isn't a cop around to enforce it 24/7, so stalker dude could break the terms of said restraining order, harm Jen and then. OOPS. I broke the rules.
I worship and stalk MONEY! and occasionally McDonald's french fries.
I'd like to go and get some ice cream with him, and maybe watch some game shows on TV and have hot chocolate with on cold nights.
And bang.
One thing about stalkers that always makes me wonder, especially after reading the whacked-out ramblings of fans on this site and others, is that they usually looooove or begin with boundary-less love for a celeb. I don't see too many "haters" bothering to stalk their celeb hate-ees. And when the stalkers do turn into haters of the stalked celeb, it's because they finally realized the celeb wanted nothing to do with them and they snapped.
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I dont consider myself to worship anyone...
I love Ryan Gosling lol I actually think I Love him lmao wait that sounds bad never mind guys...
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"Niffer"? "puppy"? what the hell kind of jackass stalker love names are those? Dumbass.. why doesn't he just buy a fleshlight and jackoff to the Alias dvd's like all her other "fans"?? Leave "Niffer" ALOOOOOOONE!!!! :'(
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:28pm.
Reason #234987 I'd never want to be famous.
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Exactly. That's about there on my list, too. But it's way below "Paps photographing me while digging for nose gold and butt-scratching."
Seriously, once the whole ego-pumping thing of everyone you went to school and hated knowing how hwat I am and people kissing my ass left and right wears out, then the reality would hit that I would have no privacy left EVER. Truly, to me regardless of the money and all the bodyguards and islands that could buy, I'd feel like I was living in a fish bowl and ALWAYS being watched by every a-hole on earth. Don't know if I could live that way.
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:24pm.
On a site like this...where a majority of the people who visit are preoccupied with celebs....there must be someone whos stalked a celeb before. I want that person to come forward right now and fess up.....
Tell us who, when, where, what, and how you stalked them....
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Um - does MK count as a celeb? Ok, MK, don't worry, I'm j/k. I'm actually stalking PP ;)
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:24pm.
Excuse me, but, I think you're confusing Justjared for Dlisted. We don't worship anybody here. *Hides Viggo shrine*
O/T: I don't see were they look alike? Stalking is so fuckin lame. Glad they scum was caught before anything bad happened.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:29pm.
Have a good evening all!
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You too, DG! I'm supposed to be working but I'm having a nervous breakdown so I'm taking the day off. lol ;) :)
Submitted by Fucking_Classy on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:28pm.
Reason #234987 I'd never want to be famous.
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Seriously and after taxes evennnnnn.
These celeb stalkers are crazy as hell. I just read that in 2002 Halle Berry has a stalker who thought they were married. And her agent and manager was keeping them apart. He wrote crazy ass letters to her manager. Asking her to call him and for the manager to stop (basically stop cock blockin')
Ho buster #1!
I thought that was Steve-O at first.
Have a good evening all!
Submitted by luckycharms on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:21pm.
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SHIT that's scary! You're lucky he wasn't totally cuckoo and could take a hint. One of my ex bf's is a cable tech; dude could have bugged me without me ever knowing o_0
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Reason #234987 I'd never want to be famous.
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" If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style."
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:21pm.
.- H.Swank in Boys Don't Cry!
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Yep! I was looking at the B/W photo of the 'stalker' and thinking it reminded me of that movie and then when you said they looked alike I thought of Hil in that movie and darned tootin' if those two actresses don't have similar features (Jen being the fem twin ha-ha).
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:20pm.
Gold memba!
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Aha! You knowz you Austin Powaz! Shazaam! *fist bump*
Man, I have just never gotten the Jennifer Garner thing. Saw her (and ugly Ben) in person at a show a few weeks back and she's even homelier in real life. I pray for the faces of their poor children.
Kiss,
Fifi
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Submitted by la coocaracha on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:24pm.
On a site like this...where a majority of the people who visit are preoccupied with celebs....there must be someone whos stalked a celeb before. I want that person to come forward right now and fess up.....
Tell us who, when, where, what, and how you stalked them...
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***AAAHEM!**** WILL THE BRANGELOONIE LURKERS PLEASE STAND UP!
Wish granted ;*
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JUST ONE OF THE SAME FUCKED UP BUNCH POSTING AT ALL HOURS.
On a site like this...where a majority of the people who visit are preoccupied with celebs....there must be someone whos stalked a celeb before. I want that person to come forward right now and fess up.....
Tell us who, when, where, what, and how you stalked them....
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
is that james haven?
I had a guy stalk the hell out of me once for about 4 months. He worked for the phone company and would plug into my neiborhood crossbox to listen to all my phone calls and then reconfigured my caller id to read love messages from him whenever anyone would call me. Show up at my work all the time, call me at all hours, endless letters in the mail. After trying to reason with him several times, I finally met with him and sat his ass down and told him, Hey man, you better knock it off this very instance or I will have criminal charges pressed against you, and I really don't want to see you with a criminal record or losing you job. Never heard from him again.
They kinda look alike
look-a-like-a-man
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
.- H.Swank in Boys Don't Cry!
Gold memba!
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Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:16pm.
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:09
Rut Roh! Looks like you gots you a stawlker AND some golden nalgas on a key chain.
Today is a big day for you! ha ha ha
Golden Balls is a bond fim right?
or was that Aeropussy?
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Hehe! My pussy [cat] stawks me too. I won't expound.
Hey, deez ballz happeneded frum an unfrorthchanut shmelting axxident. tyvm
That would be funny except that we know how you are.
(Kidding. :-))
But seriously...
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Submitted by DreamyAguileraEyes on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:08pm.
You mean, stalking isn't allowed? *cancels plans to move into Chrisina's basement*
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
"God has sent him a vision of her being persecuted in some manner that may result in her death."
Um, correct. That would be persecution by the name of Steven Burky.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Submitted by devilgirl on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:13pm.
Is Jennifer stalking herself? They could be twins.
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Hmm. I never realized Hilary Swank and Jen looked so much alike!
Submitted by . on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:14pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:09
Rut Roh! Looks like you gots you a stawlker AND some golden nalgas on a key chain.
Today is a big day for you! ha ha ha
Golden Balls is a bond fim right?
or was that Aeropussy?
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
I like the SEVEN typo. or was it meant?Kinda brings the creepy movie to mind.
Submitted by LoLo on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:09pm.
Oh i gots me a stalker!
*flips off shadow*
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LMFAOOOOO!
Thanks a lot, LoLo. There went my coffee. ;P
Hey, wait! I have a stalker tooooooooo!
*flips off own flatulating bum*
That's one STINKY stalker. Ech!
Is Jennifer stalking herself? They could be twins.
Poor Jen. And I'm so embarrassed for her stalker in having such bad taste in celebs.
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Stalkers are a tricky situation because they will either kill the celeb.....horrible.....or be found outside a celebs house dead having killed themselves.....sad.
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
Ah...MK really likes someone. It warms my heart.
I like her too, I mean really, what's not to like? I hope they put that fucker behind bars. Poor Jen.
Oh i gots me a stalker!
*flips off shadow*
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Don't call the stalker 'HOT', MK. YC?!
The dude does look a little dudettish though. Doesn't every famous person have at least one stalker though [unfortunately]? :\
You mean, stalking isn't allowed? *cancels plans to move into Chrisina's basement*
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