Wednesday, November 19th 2008
I Forgot About Those Things
I feel like it's been a while since Posh brought her medicine ball chichis out to play. They look harder than ever! Her steel ball chichis are two dangerous weapons.
When Posh accidentally bumps into the shower door in her bathroom, the whole things shatters. She walks into a wall and leaves a huge hole in the sheet rock. She hugs one of her boys and he gets the wind knocked out of him. Becks tried to titty fuck her once and he ended up in the ER with a broken boner. Her dress straps broke shortly after these pictures were taken.
Don't ask me how her twig ass walks with those rock hard titties. Her spine must be made out of Tungsten.
ShareThis
Bobble-headed freak with some tacked on boobs. Her dress is very feminine though and reminds me of lingerie. I guess she's supposed to be sexy?? (David gives her blank stare...)
Your face!
I was actually gonna say something nice about Vicky Beckham for a change as she looks quite pretty in the close-ups (albeit with the help of A LOT of make-up and obvious nose work) but then I saw the full-lengths where her head still looks way too big for her emaciated frame and changed my mind. She also looks way too overdressed as always - seriously its like every day she goes out in full make-up artist applied face and professionally done hair - to put so much effort into one's appearance is horribly desperate. The problem with Vicky B for me is that she is and always has been desperate for fame; is prepared to do almost anything and make any sacrifice in her personal life (i.e. putting up with david's incessant shagging around) to achieve it; and cares more about befriending celebs than having genuine relationships with non-famous "civillians". She is by far the most shallow, pointless, desperate celeb out there and for that reason I LOATHE her.
Posh's tig ol' bitties look a lil smaller but they still look fake as hell.She looks great though,love the dress!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
wow, she really has no reason to feel insecure, I agree she's above most or the hollywierd whorez.
-----------------------------------------------
"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by NovaNightly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:06pm.
They look a tiny bit smaller....i had read somewhere that she had them reduced. *shrugs* Oh well...dont care. lol.
~~~
they DO look smaller but no less unnatural.
I love the dress, but since I have never exposed my cleavage in public I don't suppose I will be wearing it anytime soon. It's just gonna hang in my closet.
-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need
I don't care nuthin bout no titties but Mrs. Becks looks good in those pics.
with any luck in a few years she'll look like carol burnett with the pool balls in her top.
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
Alright, don't throw stale dinner rolls at me, but compared to most of the fucktards in LA, I like Victoria.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"It takes more energy to frown than it does to smile."
"Yeah, it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me the fuck alone?"
Submitted by TITS on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 6:02pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:59pm.
They look more like croquet balls to me.
*
HAH
Can't you see a foot on one ball and whacking it with the mallet to ricochet of the other?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
That's what David Beckham calls foreplay.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
You forgot about them chichi balls MK because she only airs them up for special occassions.
☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼☼
Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true! ~Homer Simpson
Love the haricut, too. Would love her face, too, if she hadn't gone and piggified her nose.
Cute dress again. Same tacky tits, unforch.
They look a tiny bit smaller....i had read somewhere that she had them reduced. *shrugs* Oh well...dont care. lol.
^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^<>^
All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Those things really take the fun out of funbags.
As congruous as most of us will be over the bolt-ons, I'm more concerned about what Poshy Poo looks like without the bucket loads of make-up on.
Nevermind.
I don't want to know. Really.
January Jones wore the same dress to the Emmys and it was ugly. Posh wears it and I actaully like it. Penelope wore a black version and I liked that one best. They look more like pool balls.
---------------------------------------
WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
oops double post. sorry
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 5:59pm.
They look more like croquet balls to me.
*
HAH
Can't you see a foot on one ball and whacking it with the mallet to ricochet of the other?
+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+~~~+
Vicky is the most insecure woman/celebrity. i think she is pretty. love this haircut and that dress is amazing.
and i have starved myself to be her size - folks, it ain't pretty - I was an absolute bitch!
I did it after I had three kids and believed that a size 0 would make me happy. Thankfully, my husband helped me see the error of my ways, before starvation killed me. She should be so lucky.
They look more like croquet balls to me.
~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^~^
Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
She's thinking "oh yeah, look at me" but her bondaged feet are killing her. Moron.
Not bocce balls?