The Perfect Gift For John Travolta

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:53pm.

And stop complaining, you knew it was a booby call when you picked up the phone.
********************************************

WHORE! Never speak to me again! You make me sick, do you hear me???? SICK!!...call me????

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Oh Praise Good Lord And Jesus.....

"Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect 200 Dollars,Do Not touch Me On The Way Out The Door."

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:50pm.
I mean, what do you think a clitoris would be if it got a huge dose of male hormones?
************
Bobby Trendy?

***********
Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars

If a woman grows balls she's a freak of nature tige. We all have the same parts, it's only hormones that alter them into reproductive organs. Women's boobs are bigger because of their function in child bearing and rearing. I mean, what do you think a clitoris would be if it got a huge dose of male hormones?

And stop complaining, you knew it was a booby call when you picked up the phone.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Hmmm...what??!!!

Coma Caca!!

Submitted by miso-horny on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:49pm.

hahahahaha. (Just trying out rusty Japanese.) I used to hear "chikan" a lot... Should I worry?

@BamBam
Don't think I don't know that this was a Wham BamBam and thankyou m'am type of thing. I know how you busty men are....

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:48pm.

Chigao ne! Kareshi sukebe nai! LOL He is very nice ^_^

--------------------------------------------
VROOM VROOM

I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!

http://www.myspace.com/kokeshidoll1969

Submitted by miso-horny on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:40pm.
Hey I am dating a 50 year old guy (I'm 38 btw) and he is way hotter in the sack than any guy my age I have been with.

Sukebe, da na?

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:39pm.
@Tigerlilly,

C'mere woman, let's bump tittays. Then I'll take out mah teefs and gum your nipples to ecstacy!!!
***********************************************

Oh all right, but I'm telling you I'm not attract-...oooh, that's kind of nice...*giggle, giggle*...do that again...Oh yeah, that's...GASP...Why you...oh, oh, OH YEAH, YES, YES, YES, GIIIVE IT TO ME DADDY...OH YEAH, AND DON'T STOP...AHHHHHHHH...oops there's another...oh, oh, oh....*lighting cigarette*...
Yeah, I'm totally cool with moobs now....

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

As I have seen in many a diner:

Old and crafty wins over young and quick any day.

************************************************
Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
************************************************

Travolta's moobs must be implants. Those can't be real. I'm sure he's already ordered the pink one.

**********************
"I think we'll need some more FBI guys."

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:37pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:36pm.

You're dancing like a tiger around the Q. So a 70 yr old guy would be cool as long as no moobs?
*************************************************

Depends on if he got a 36 DDD cup in the wallet...
No, I keed, I keed about the moobs...
No, I don't, if you have moobs, get surgery...
You would feel the same way if chicks started growing nuts as they got older...NOT CUTE...

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:37pm.

Hey I am dating a 50 year old guy (I'm 38 btw) and he is way hotter in the sack than any guy my age I have been with.

--------------------------------------------
VROOM VROOM

I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!

http://www.myspace.com/kokeshidoll1969

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:27pm.

Ha, I'm telling you. Dlisted for all my information needs. Politics, medical, cultural. You guys know it all. He's actually in really great shape and he's sort of slim. He works out more than I do. He can outdo me in the gym easily, but I do smoke sometimes and I drink more than he does. I was mostly only joking. We all get old and shit starts drooping. It might not be a fun thought, but it's much better than the alternative.

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:20pm.

Ahaha, I am tempted to agree, but I'm not sure I'll feel the same when I'm 60. I'll just make sure I'm rolling in cash by then and I'll buy me a couple of cockyboys.

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:32pm.

30? I have less than 2 years left to enjoy things so you guys will see me again in 2010.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

@Tigerlilly,

C'mere woman, let's bump tittays. Then I'll take out mah teefs and gum your nipples to ecstacy!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

You guys would be surprised with the fetishes the Japanese have.

Hey they had the used panty vending machines for a while, so this bra thing I say pfft to. And I know J-guys that likey the lingerie-to wear for themselves.

--------------------------------------------
VROOM VROOM

I'm a squirrel and that feels greaaaat!!

http://www.myspace.com/kokeshidoll1969

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:36pm.

You're dancing like a tiger around the Q. So a 70 yr old guy would be cool as long as no moobs?

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:25pm.

These young whippersnappers, feh. They think their all that cause they can go like the energizer bunny. They don't realize how much knowledge, experience and nuance we old geezers put into that one good f**k. Anybody remember the tale of the tortoise and the hare? ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Submitted by angel_i on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:32pm.
Man. I don't wanna cause trouble!
30.

hahahahahaha

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:31pm.
Tiger, what age do you consider old? *biting nails*
********************************************

It ain't the age it's the MOOBS! What if your bitch started growin' balls, huh, would you be down wi' dat? No! I didn't sign up for any tits when I signed my hetero card, and I won't stand fer it, til I trade that shit in for a homo card, and I just might do that if you mens all grow tits in old age...

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:30pm.

What about taping them down?

************************************************
Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
************************************************

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:31pm.

Tiger, what age do you consider old? *biting nails*

*************************

Man. I don't wanna cause trouble!

30.

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<

OK what ..the ..fuck...

Tiger, what age do you consider old? *biting nails*

Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:25pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:20pm.

I still think old folk should not do sexay times if they ain't hot...

=========

Madame Tigerlilly, I must respectfully disagree with you. Being hot has nothing to do with age. Also, if you want to sexay times and yo partner aint so hot then turn off the light and turn on the imagination.
*******************************************

ummm, don't have that much imagination and Stevie Wonder times could not make it dark enough for MOOBS!...
OHHHHHH! What am I going to do????? No, Moobectomy...That's how it's going to go...

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Diego on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:58pm.

Just, wow. But since we're on the subject, is there any definite time frame I should be looking at here? My partner is 43 and he has no signs of moobs whatsoever, but should I be expecting this? Any day now? I'm just going to wake up and be greeted by them? I'm 28 so I'm good for a while, but I really would like to be prepared. You know, just in case.

I dunno, what am I, a geneticist or sumpthin? j/k Really, I would think it depends on his physique. Does he have any body fat, is he broad shouldered or slim and lean? Does he work out consistently? If his body is square shaped and he doesn't exercise much, probably so. If he's v shaped and keeps in shape I wouldn't think so. But everybody starts sagging as they get older.

I just saw the winner of ATNM, anybody wanna know?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:20pm.

I still think old folk should not do sexay times if they ain't hot...

=========

Madame Tigerlilly, I must respectfully disagree with you. Being hot has nothing to do with age. Also, if you want to sexay times and yo partner aint so hot then turn off the light and turn on the imagination.

************************************************
Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
************************************************

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:13pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:39pm.

Hahahahaha, female chauvinist!!! Y'all speck us to love your saggy middle aged buttcheeks but can't love our saggy moobies?? Double standard double standard!!! That's what I mean though, guys are known for being clueless but none a y'all say anything about being clueless towards guys. Soooo self absorbed. ;)
**************************************

I'll have you know my saggy middle aged buttcheeks can whistle out quite a tune in the mornin' after a good old fashioned dinner of beans and rice...
Meh, getting old sucks...I'll have an ass lift if my geezer ho have a moob lift...Satisfied?...I still think old folk should not do sexay times if they ain't hot...I ain't doin' sexay times, when I'm no longer hot...Wait, I'm not that hot now...and not doin' sexay times...See, I'm in training...Oh, god, just kill me now...
So what were we talking about?

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 9:11pm.

hee hee. And shit.

Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:48pm.
I totally believe Tommy Girl used a girdle on his wedding day
******************************************

Doncha mean a "mirdle"?...

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:39pm.

Hahahahaha, female chauvinist!!! Y'all speck us to love your saggy middle aged buttcheeks but can't love our saggy moobies?? Double standard double standard!!! That's what I mean though, guys are known for being clueless but none a y'all say anything about being clueless towards guys. Soooo self absorbed. ;)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Submitted by Sheeps on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:39pm.

Did they miss the "Lilly" in your name?
***********************************************

Pssht...Yeah, right? I'm the picture of feminity and shit...*puts tiger claw up nose...scratches tiger ass...*...What? What?

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:23pm.

Just, wow. But since we're on the subject, is there any definite time frame I should be looking at here? My partner is 43 and he has no signs of moobs whatsoever, but should I be expecting this? Any day now? I'm just going to wake up and be greeted by them? I'm 28 so I'm good for a while, but I really would like to be prepared. You know, just in case.

Submitted by ricki lake on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:48pm.

http://www.gynecomastia.org/content/treatment/gynogallery.shtml

I feel like Dlisted is my new source for medical info.

http://daywithoutagay.org/

the puppies are getting fed by their mama...

I totally believe Tommy Girl used a girdle on his wedding day. He WAS gaining a lot of weight during that time period. Hahahaha, what a tool.

Some men can have moobs but not be old or fat. The condition gynecomastia causes men to develop excessive breast tissue that can give moobs to even really scrawny, young guys. I hope to hell insurance covers the surgery lol.

Why do these AAAAA cup bras have underwires?

I seriously doubt that much support is needed for such teeny cups.

************************************************
Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
************************************************

Submitted by Tigerlilly on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:39pm.

Did they miss the "Lilly" in your name?

Why did I click on the link to the Manpon?
Oh the horror....

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:23pm.
************************************************

For some reason, I thought you were a chick! Don't get offended, people use to think I was a dude...but no, on the moobs, and MEN are the way! Oh, us women are supposed to do all kinds of weird shit to our tits, including slicing them open 8 ways til Sunday and stuffing shit in them, but as soon as we reject the moobs, we know NOTHING about men's bodies? I know I don't want TITS on mine, thank you very much. So, if some old geezer wants a pair of 20 year old tits to get him off, then I can say GETCHA MOOBS DONE BITCH!

**********************************
Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...

And what are they going to call panties for men, manties?

----------------------------------
I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...

The ORIGINAL manpon:

http://www.jibjab.com/view/36693

From when the Man Show was around (and Jimmy Kimmel was funny)!

Submitted by bambam on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:23pm.

And don't laugh, my nips are a trigger, I will go off on you if you know how to treat them right.

===>Waaaay too much info. You got a fat bottomed wife dontcha big boy?

My hubby has moobs. He's kinda old and everythings droopin. I've noticed his balls are pretty low as well. *sigh.

Oh, and he likes me to rub his nipples..idk why..I guess it feels good? lol..now there's a nice mental pic for ya.

LOL the Japanese are so fucking odd.

************************************
Like there's actually a need for Greenland.you can get ice at 7-Eleven!

You bitches stop making fun of me and my fellow moob endowed brothers. They are inevitable as we grow older and gain weight. If a guy is broad or barrel chested he will develop moobs. If he is narrow hipped and bird chested, not so much.

Women amaze me. They complain about us yet they know nothing about men's bodies as if we don't have stuff going on with us since we don't get a visit from aunt flo every month. I've been with women who go dumb when I ask them to suck my nips as they are sensitive. It's like "duh, they work almost the same as yours do, minus the milk part."

And don't laugh, my nips are a trigger, I will go off on you if you know how to treat them right.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

ANARCHY on the puppy cam...
one is trying to shake down the webcam...the others are just as restless...there's soil on their places to go doodie...havent seen anyone around for awhile...should we call the authorities?

Submitted by TheStraightMan on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:16pm.

As a connoisseur of bras, I find these very, very ugly.
*************************

Well, I think you are onto something here, StraightMan. Perhaps they tried to sell these bras to fairly flat chested women and all those women 1. went out and got breast implants and 2. decided these were too ugly for their perky little titties.

So they asked themselves. Who will buy these ugly bras? And someone said: Men! Men LOVE ugly things!

♥ ThreadKilla!
A DListed Chola Diary , Lean Like a Chola
It's Britney, Bitch!<

As a connoisseur of bras, I find these very, very ugly.

Cheers.

Submitted by madam s. on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 8:10pm.

Next you're going to make me some tiramisu and I'll never be able to love another ever again.
~~~~
That's my plan.♥

Oh, BTW I was babysitting this weekend and I *made* my charges watch Rebecca of Sunnybrook Farm with Shirley Temple.

Man, how I love her.

-☮'---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮---☮-
Simply put, fawning over celebrities and their picturesque families may be just the sort of distraction people need