Brad Pitt Comes Face To Skype With A Bradaloonie

Submitted by aquarius on Mon, 11/24/2008 - 10:43am

Wait haven't we seen this exact diatribe from this particular troll before? Personally, I can't stand the lot of them, the entire menage a twats.

Have a purpose in life--be a bad example

Look, someone wrote a fucking novel on what obsessed losers we are!

It's J-Fur's busy-body fans like you guys that are perpetuating her needy still whining for Brad image. Shouldn't always believe what you read or see on t.v.

Brad and Angelina whether you like their choices or not have at least moved on. You guys seemed to more pissed about the fact that ol' J-Furius has not. She's still in the same place she was 2 yrs. ago.

J-Fur threads are like jobs for you guys, or you really are stalkers with no lives.

Angelina is up for an academy award, again, why would she wallow around in the media smut and bull shit that J-Fur creates just so she can get pity attention from the likes of dorks that think they know all about her. Who in the fuck comes on Dlisted and pretends to be qualified to analyze these people on parts of their lives and personalities I'm sure you know nothing about. If you were friends of hers, you wouldn't be here making fools out of yourselves and doling out J-Fur, Brad and Angelina analyses, diagnoses, and all that other horse shit you come up with. You guys manipulate what you get from the media to appease yourselves and those icky fantasies about J-Fur.

Some people can move on and some people can't. I think it's become more obvious than ever why someone like Brad Pitt got the hell away from J-Fur's emotional vampirism. She is so pathetic and is passing herself around like a beer bottle. At least that's what I get from the media.

What happened to this guy?

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/kFp5MgLccvA/

I'm sorry to bring up the past, but in this interview HE said Jennifer did visit him in Malta.....why do people always say jennifer and he were on the rocks already and she never visited him, anyway I know that is a moot point now. He just seemed so much more genuine and approachable then. Just joined Dlisted a couple of minutes ago :)

Submitted by lizzieb on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:32am.
This is interesting

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/11/21/business/21angelina.php?page=1

Clearly he did not have clearance from the boss to talk about tattoos.
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I read that too! After reading it I realize how manipulative she actually is. The kids, the adoptions, even the humanitarian efforts.... how much of it is to fix her tarnished image? Interesting that it states she actually does call the papz to set up photo ops. Like the one of her and Maddox playing while he was a baby. Now you KNOW she was the one behind the photos of her and Pitt on the beach in Africa after his separation! I just don't think that box of rocks was in on it. How else would the papz know they were even there? I always questioned that. All these interviews she gives, it's all a ploy. He even admitted that he did the W photo spread of his family for the sake of promoting his movie. They're such ATTENTION WHORES. These are not two people that put children first and care about family. They care more about IMAGE and staying relevant. That's why they schlepp the family from city to city just to walk the red carpet and location to location for film roles. They must be afraid that if they stand still, they'll disappear. God forbid they get pushed out of the spotlight before they give their retirement speeches!

This is interesting

http://www.iht.com/articles/2008/11/21/business/21angelina.php?page=1

Clearly he did not have clearance from the boss to talk about tattoos.

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I hate Brad but good for him.I would have done the same if some stranger asked me about my tattoos.Tattoos are a special and their meanings are private to many people.That woman was a loon.

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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And I'm sure that 20-minutes after this interview, Maddox showed up to Christina's door with a fresh restraining order in his hands.

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haha...the bitch's obsessed!!

Submitted by Upskt Celebs on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:46pm.

It's because the reporters and website authors make money from it... fans don't.

The Pittster STINKS both figuratively and literally. -And, for the record? I'm saying absolutely NOTHING new but the idea of smelling Pitt's greazy, unwashed skankitude coupled with his total lack of hotness is worthy of unloading everything I ate today.

What an asshole!! Is he serious? We've all seen the "ice man" tattoo.

And I totally agree that it's just wrong to sell out your kids' private emotional issues but be all cagey about a tattoo! A f&cking tattoo! Is that his little private sexy ritual with Angie Jo - like the vial of blood, etc.? Gross!

I definitely will not be seeing that movie and contributing to that ungrateful douche bag's wealth.

And why the hell does he have a Daniel Pearl tattoo? Now that I think about it, it was probably some stupid thing Angie convinced him to do and now he's embarrassed about it. Hope they never break up...

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What a little pansy spoil sport he is; that woman had a once in a lifetime opportunity and CLEARLY knew what she was talking about, and he clams up? Hasn't he pranced around naked in movies? Now he's too shy to talk about tatoos? Give me a break. I'd be pissed if I was her.

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Submitted by K2 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:46pm.
I could be off on this, but I think the reason he didn't disclose the tattoo meaning is not because he's become sooo private but that it has some sort of secret meaning between him and Jolie. Probably some top secret shit that pertains to their affair. He's guarded when it comes to questions about him or her but NOT the kids. Why?The kids are innocent. The two of them aren't.

because he's a tyical narcissist! cares more about himself than his own children! exploits them for his own personal gain!

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"Uhm...er..I can't. I don't remember what Angelina told me they meant when she branded me. Uh... I mean...uh, I'm very private. Thank you."

Good goddamn. He is the epitome of 'The lights are on, but no one's home." His stupidity just radiates from every pore.

"This is terrible. This poor man works in a low key way, bringing art to the masses with his sensitive and nuanced performances and does his level best to keep his private life out of the media. Unlike those fame whores the Paradis- Depps whose kids are all over the media I have only the vaguest idea that he lives with another actor and they have a large family. I’m not even sure how many kids they have and have never seen if a picture of the youngest one (or two is it?) Poor, shy, discreet man and these awful people who project on to him, imagining they know how he met his partner, their sex life, their kids- why I’ve heard that some of them think they have seen private family photos of his partner breastfeeding!! Really what is wrong with these people that they think that they have seen that? No wonder he’s so offended that they might want to see his body. Shame on them."

lizzieb - Madam, I salute you and your faithful service to the Art of Snark
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I wish it was like the 70's and it was still ok to kick someone's ass. Damn

I have to admit I thought that was a little rude...he coulda been a little nicer about it to her! I mean I totally understand not wanting to talk about something that's private, but give the girl something! She must have felt so embarassed! haha

One of the commenter's here spends more than one paragraph telling us why Brad and Angelina are incompatible and details a conspiracy by AJ to take him away from Jennifer Aniston. Umm ok...
Then the other side of that coin, the loonies. You don't see much of them here but we've all peeked in on JJ before. Some of them even think that leaving messages of love and devotion will reach their pseudo Gods.
Does anyone else wonder what these people look like and how well they function in society? Do they have creepy dungeons or shrines in their homes that they keep hidden?

God he takes himself serious doesn't he? Dumb ass he's not fooling me.

I could be off on this, but I think the reason he didn't disclose the tattoo meaning is not because he's become sooo private but that it has some sort of secret meaning between him and Jolie. Probably some top secret shit that pertains to their affair. He's guarded when it comes to questions about him or her but NOT the kids. Why?The kids are innocent. The two of them aren't. Anyway, Jolie had already divulged the information regarding one of his tattoos. It's the one with all the lines (I think it's on his lower back). She said she drew those lines on him while they were bored one night sitting in a hotel room. Something about it being her favorite part of his body. You know that big mouth doesn't withhold information! Oprah should've had Jolie on instead. She would've given her the low down on everything. You know she likes to brag about her unconventional relationship.

p.s. WTF , I guess people are really tired of this old goat. Only 70 posts? I'm kind of shocked.

I don't think it was necessary for Pitt to talk about all of his tattoos but he could have discussed at least one.

This is my thought, his movies aren't doing all that great (wondering about Benjamin Buttons in December). He should try to be a bit accommodating to at least one fan, especially one who has been a fan for 17 years. He could have talked about one, at least.

Granted his tatoos are personal business but he opened up about his life with the kids and Jolie.

I agree. I think he is holding on to discuss the tats when they have a lull. He's holding it as his ace the the publicity hole.

Submitted by Zorba-the-Geek on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:37pm.
Damn, they could've been a little less nasty to that horny fangirl. At least answer the fuckin question--it's not like she asked to see your circumcision scar! Damn, give your last remaining fans what they want from you-- man flesh!! No one cares about your BRAIN, you dumb fart.
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I'm surprised the brangeloonie didn't ask about the private details of his and Jennifer's divorce! Shit, it's not like she asked whether or not clomid played a role in conceiving the twins! I found it ironic that even Oprah didn't squash some rumors by asking the important questions. She just droned on and on about his kids (like she actually cares!). Shit, Oprah didn't have a hard time holding up Jen's Vogue interview and asking "what's this all about with you and Angelina"!? But she certainly tippy toed around the past 4 years with Brad. LAME.

Ha!! I lOVE these comments "douchebag" "dunb fart"!! Really eh?! Show some gratitude to people who freekin adore you. It's not like you are where you are because you discovered the cure for cancer. What a tool.

It's funny how celeb "reporters" can call fans crazy for knowing so much about a particular star. I mean, these same reporters have entire webpages (cough)(cough) and dedicate hours per day covering the lives of those same celebs. Dramatic irony?

"I've been a devoted fan for seventeen years and have been given a once in a lifetime opportunity to ask you one question on the Oprah Winfrey show! What is the meaning behind your 'ice man' tattoo?"

"I'd really prefer not to go there...."

What a fucking douchebag.

Damn, they could've been a little less nasty to that horny fangirl. At least answer the fuckin question--it's not like she asked to see your circumcision scar! Damn, give your last remaining fans what they want from you-- man flesh!! No one cares about your BRAIN, you dumb fart.

what movie are they in together? I lubs Cate B sooo much.
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Ok, that was totally uncomfortable. I don't care if it's an unpopular opinion, I like Brad.

He totally had a chemical peel.
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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:09pm.
I fart in your general direction celebrity interview person and pervert faced man.

I fart.
In your general direction.

A nice ass puffa for your ole factory senses.

I hope you get lice.

Good day!

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I'm not going to watch this video, I just can't do that to myself!! Brad is soo pathetic, and he seems to really look down on his fans! isn't he like not in the studio with everyone else?? what is with this guy!! I do love that I heard how Oprah got on him saying she didn't think he'd want to be "down with the people" at Obama's victory rally!!! One thing I give credit to Angelina for, she's very nice to fans, I hear she loves to give autographs and talk to people, and she looks you directly in the eye like you're her equal. Other than this love of having children, Brad and Angelina are just sooo incompatable!! She obviously thought he was hot, and preyed on his wanting kids to get him to be with her. I think she manipulated Brad into believing Jen didn't want kids with him, when she probaly did!!! Brad is dumb as a box of rocks, Angelina could probably convince him that Zahara, Pax and Maddox are actually their biological children!

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Lovecarrottop, your pic made me laugh coffee out my nose!

I love when Cate Blanchett chimed in, she is so amazing.

How very stupid of this un-edumacated dumbass to act all "private" about hit tattoos. His TATTOOS. Those ink scribbles aren't private war trophies, what's wrong with him?. I think he's just really that self-important. Ugh!.

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Anyone who agrees to go on Oprah's show is already a wanker in my book. I didn't like Brad anyway but now, fuggedaboutit. I hate you Oprah! You suck and think you are better than everyone! Get over yourself.

"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."

Does anyone have a link to the Cate Blanchett part of the interview? I would greatly appreciate it.

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I fart in your general direction celebrity interview person and pervert faced man.

I fart.
In your general direction.

A nice ass puffa for your ole factory senses.

I hope you get lice.

Good day!
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Brad is annoying but Oprah is awful. Fake self righteous bitch.

Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:56am.
Oprah is such a whore. Every time I check the guide on my TV to see if Oprah has a good topic, it's ALWAYS a celebrity show. What happened to all those shows about real topics? Well, actually, if she does real shows about real stuff, it's just to make women feel bad about themselves (Your man is cheating on you, women who spank their children, your tween daughter is picking up johns at the mall, do you have colon cancer?), so maybe it's just as well.
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ITA, Hekki! I always say that Oprah has made a living from telling women what is wrong with them, their lives, etc.

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You fargin sneaky bastage!

WTF is the big issue with talking about the meaning behind your tattoo's? That is usually WHY people get them, because they mean something and to explain that helps others understand WHY you got said tattoo.

I think he doesn't want to talk about it because he can't any longer think for himself and his balls owner is the one telling him what tattoo's to get.

Oprah is such a whore. Every time I check the guide on my TV to see if Oprah has a good topic, it's ALWAYS a celebrity show. What happened to all those shows about real topics? Well, actually, if she does real shows about real stuff, it's just to make women feel bad about themselves (Your man is cheating on you, women who spank their children, your tween daughter is picking up johns at the mall, do you have colon cancer?), so maybe it's just as well.

Plus, you know she hates Angelina for being a breeder.

UGH! They make me sick. I could not belive my eyes when I was watching this foolishness on T.V. I thought he was going to forget the script whoregelina made him memorized and say how he really felt. The poor bastard was walking on eggshells the whole time because he thought Oprah was going to bring up something about Jen. The face he made when the fan named Jennifer came on was classic.

What I still don't get is how the fuck does someone age that much in just 3 years. Their happy perfect family act is getting tired, they need to come up with better shit. That "our kids are the funniest people we've ever met" routine is getting old.

Well atleast he admitted that he only did the photoshoot to promote his movie, (what a surpise) we already know Pax like to pee on the time-out chair, now his little "it" child Shiloh wants to be called John or Peter lol WTF?

With a mother like that I can not wait to see the type of people those kids will turn out to be. I know they (mainly whoregelina) is holding on for dear life because she doesn't want to lose her baby the Brangelina brand, but this train wreck need to hurry up and end already.

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I cought this last nite as I was going to sleep and I was like i better watch it so i know what going on when MK posts about it LMAO..sad sooo sad.....
Anyway Brad looked fug last nite and like everyone said he did seem to think of his answers very carefully and his poop and throw up stories were weird to say the least ..they werent charming funny kid stories

Kate Blanchet had some crazy ass Blush on

The crazy fan was really funny in a stalkery kinda way

Anyway the movie looks really good!

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they are all apeshit crazy, the celebs & the fans...who the hell cares so deeply about a celebs tattoos & why the hell is he is so closed mouth about it??

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so shiloh only answers to john, pax pees on his time-out chair and can't speak english, maddox is collecting daggers and will only speak french, and zahara's hair is a mess. yep, brangelina sound like perfect parents to me.

have some more botox, braddie. pretty soon you and mangie will look alike.

*rolls eyes

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:19am.

Should I just shut my trap and go with that?

Altho, as Jeffro states, I did think it was California, at first.
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At first?
Just because it says she's from Ontario doesn't mean she was BORN here. People can move.

It was an interesting interview. My take, Brad is more private than Angelina-she is always all over the place talking about shit, he is not.
He doesn't say too much...just what he needs to. When he did the last interview with Oprah (when he was with Aniston) he was similar. Giving tidbits of info but careful not to say too much, but he seemed more reserved in this interview..definitley more serious and guarded. Maybe his face hurts when he laughs, haha. I did notice that his face is like, plumper. You can't see the acne scars as much as you could before...Bradly has had some work done.

Seems he would care more about people knowing his 3 year old biological child is having trouble with her identity.

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Hysterical that she refers to herself as "JOHN". Hint hint Jolie.... time to make up with daddy.

Ok here are my thoughts on his interview:

1) Why did he appear so uptight,guarded, nervous? I couldn't figure out if it was smugness or guilt seeping through. But he was certainly choosing his words very carefully.

2)The mustache is annoying, hair looked horrible and now I know why he wears the HAT!

3)What's up with the 50 cent word : "impervious"? Is he trying to convince us he's smart? Who uses impervious in a sentence that includes poo and snot?

4)The " I dare say" response was a STUPID answer. For fuck sake just say you love her and your happy.

5)What was up with Oprah being so touchy feely with him? Giving him the high fives and acting like a school girl. Plus she leaked that they had met at a friends party over the summer, so we can assume after he had many drinks she finally had a heart to heart with him and then convinced him to do an interview with her. She tries to act neutral but we know she's better friends with Jen. So I don't understand how she can play up to Pitt after knowing what he did. You know he must've insisted NO Jen questions in order to do this.

6)He considers New Orleans his home base? Another WTF question. Does he really think he has any assemblance of a normal life there when they only spend a few weeks a year there? If that's normal then what is it like living in France, Germany, NY, and CA?

7)Listening to Cate talk was worse than watching paint dry. Why did she seem surprised that Pitt had 6 kids? Does she live in a cave w/no TV or newspapers?

Overall, I think he's lost his charm. He was overly charming and open in his 2004 interview. He was actually a little funny. But this interview just wreaked of being rehearsed. He's still trying so hard to cover up his divorce and acts as though he feels guilty for even having the life he has now. If he didn't feel guilty he would've been gushing alot more. He's still worried about how the public perceives him - you can tell.

Christina is seriously giving LOVEANGELINE a run for her money....what a nut job!

O and I hate that thing on hit top lip. yuck

Christina has had one to many wire hangers to the brainular area.

(I still wub The Brad and my name is NOT Christina, you know that crazy camper changed her name to rhyme with Skeletina)

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