Guy Ritchie Doesn't Want A Cent
Guy Ritchie has opted out of wrestling any money from Vadge's cold, dead vagina. Guy could have filled his pockets with up to half of Vadge's $600 $450 million fortune in their divorce settlement, but he's reportedly done the saintly thing and is voluntarily walking away with nothing. Gold diggers of the world, let's all bawl our eyes out together.
The Daily Mail claims that the divorce settlement has been reached and an announcement will be made any day now. When Vadge throws all her millions on the bed and rolls around in it, not one bill will be missing. She gets to keep all her cash. The only thing Guy asked for is joint-custody of his two boys, Rocco and David. A source said that the two boys will split their time between London and New York. Lourdes will stay in New York with her mommy. I hope Guy also demanded his nuts back. He's going to need those in the future.
A source said, "It will be all over by the end of the month. The priority for him has always been the children. Ritchie has not wanted her money. He has done exactly what Billie Piper did when she divorced Chris Evans. She walked away without any of his money, much to her credit. Guy Ritchie has done the same."
Guy Ritchie obviously has a heart made of gold, rainbows and tears of joy from the Live Feed Puppies, because I would have bled that bitch dry! Even if he didn't want any money for himself, he should have taken as much as he could, cashed it out at the bank and then walked the streets, throwing her precious money in the air like a fucking modern-day Robin Hood!
Guy is an idiot,a fucking idiot.
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Man i loved Madonna in the eighties and nineties. She was fantastic..but now, she is downright scary.
I actually am thinkin it would be fuckin much for him to go for her duckets. I mean he makes a decent dollar too doesnt he?
I miss sexy boy toy madonna with the mesh top and black bra. :( Not boiled chicken big buff scary muscle Madonna. Ew.
He probably walked away from the cash because it would take too much time and effort to fight over it. I suspect he's right about that.
I've read that Lourdes and Guy never got along very well. She probably doesn't want to have anything to do with her mother's ex-husband nor does he want to have anything to do with his ex-wife's daughter. Rocco and David are his sons and its good that they will spend part time with him.
Youri, I can totally see it.
Of course I always thought he looks like John Terry, who is a douchebag English soccer player that made fun of 9/11.
Not saying Guy is a New York hater, who clapped when the towers were hit, or clapped when prop 8 passed or anything... but who knows?
In the end, as long as the children at least keep in touch with each other all is well.
That too seems important. Maybe 'cause I am an only child and I fantasize that everyone who has a sibling would do their best to always keep in touch with his/her brother/sister too, but I hope the children are able to grow together somehow.
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...Of course there is the chance that he actually really doesn't give a sh*t and barely has any desire to see his own son and the one Madonna bought in Malawi while still married to him, but I'd hope that is not the case.
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Well it wouldn't suprise me since Vadge has been spending a hell lot of time in New York and LA this year with all the kids, sometimes for weeks, and Guy stayed in London. I don't think he is as nice and gentleman-like as people might think. But that is my feeling I can't prove it. But I do think it speaks volumes that both Vadge's brother and Rupert Everett have written in a not very nice way about Guy in their books. Both called him homophobic for a start.
I hate to say it but I think the reason he doesn't want money is because his lawyers probably told him that he has no chance of getting anythin, since Vadge would've probably done everything to make he sure he doesn't get penny. Besides he knows that if he goes after her money, people will loose sympathy for him. You know Vadge and her wolfs would've used it as bad PR for him. He's no fool.
Submitted by Gabriela on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:32pm.
I believe Guy is generally not a very expressive person and to someone like Madonna, who is by nature quite the opposite, that must have been a form of torture.
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Proves my point...what initially attracts you to a person will eventually drive you crazy. My theory is that Madonna was attracted to Guy's passivity because it meant she could be in charge, no questions asked. However, after a bit of time she became frustrated by it.
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Well he has no rights to the step-kid Lourdes so the courts wouldn't have given him anything anyways.
Is Guy that AFRAID of her???? Pretty sad. Kudos to him, tho for taking the high road.
Guy gets points for being the classy one in this divorce. I'm hoping that the next girl he dates is young and gorgeous. I'm sure that'll piss Madonna's roid vadge.
Being the control freak that she is, Madonna would probably still want to control Guy even after the divorce, whether it's through money or the kids.
I know we have this discussion a lot, but what if there really was a prenup? Maybe it was sufficiently onerous and had enough teeth that Guy's solicitors said not to fight it? I cannot believe Madonna would marry without one.
One thing I'm sure of: we can't believe the dueling PR over this divorce.
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I wonder how Lourdes feels about being the only kid he's not interested in?
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God, it would have been so badass if Guy had gotten millions of dollars of Madonnas money and donated it to David's father and the village where he was born!!
What I could have done with that money...
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I love Madonna as a musician but she is such a bitch to most people, I was actually hoping he would take her to the cleaners. Women do it all the time to men, guy should be entitled to some of her fortune and he deserves joint custody. His life style is actually more calm and stable than Madonna's. She constantly tours and has already moved on to another guy. That has gotta be tough on the kids.
I'm sure if Lourdes wanted to accompany her brothers to visit Guy, he would not turn her away. Now whether or not Madonna would actually allow Lourdes to visit Guy is another story. But I'm not going to jump on the "I blame Madonna" bandwagon. I believe Guy is generally not a very expressive person and to someone like Madonna, who is by nature quite the opposite, that must have been a form of torture. Still she should have recognized he was milquetoast when she met him.
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WOW~~So cool. His photos were seen at a singles dating site """"""S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m """""""last week and and I was pleasantly surprised after I find her photos there. It is said he is already in relationship with a young beautiful single woman on that site now. Is he a single dad now???
GUY, GUY, GUY...TAKE THE FUCKING MONEY, YOU DESERVE IT!!!! That is all.
I'm sure Vadge was looking forward to that battle and this is a huge let down for her. She got blueballs now.
Looks like he took a rapid succession of bong hits and drank himself stupid...good for him! After all that wheatgrass he must be relieved!
Your face!
Atta guy, Guy.
This is a very stand-up thing to do and if his true concern is the kids(which it seems to be), then this is very smart. A judge will see his way of dealing with this as a positive and it might help him in his custody case.
She's a very controlling person, he's better off without her or her money.
Guy was probably tired of her crap and had the good instincts to not demand anything from Madge cause she's a control freak c-u-next tuesday!
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I guess Guy is getting custody of the class in this divorce. First he fails to publicly cavort with his next HPOA as Mad Madge is doing, then he eschews the money so he can spend time with his kids.
And by so doing, he allows himself the "out" of writing a tell-all about what a monstrous freak his ex wife is. I doubt Mad Madge has anticipated this.
I feel sorry for Lourdes, tho. Guy has no legal right to see her even though he's been her stepdad for most of her life, so he can't demand to see her. And she can't see him unless her grasping cunt of a mom lets her since she is still a minor. At least poor Rocco and David can have a semi-normal life half the time.
He look like he's getting his dick sucked thur.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Will Vadge return his manhood to him after she used it in her latest tour?
She's been looking rather masculine lately.
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Guy, go out and have yourself a nice big nonorganic beer to celebrate! And watch some TV while you drink it! BAD BOY!
He always seemed waaaay to nice and normal for the Vadge.
It's not that he's such a nice Guy but rather that he's a truly smart Guy;) Now that he's no longer dickmatized, that is...
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Well, well... How is Madonna going to spin it now? Seems that she had married a man of some dignity and morals. Good luck with the next one...I'm not so sure she will be as lucky come divorce time. Unless, she marries someone richer than she is.
There's something else going on in the settlement.
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:30am.
Good for him.
Did anyone see Carlos Leon on "Law & Order" the other night? I don't know why, but I was excited to see him in it.
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I saw it. I was excited to see him too, and I don't know either! Maybe cuz I knew who he was and Mr. Hysteria dint. Plus, Carlos is hawt ;))
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This proves Guy is classy.
Putting up with Madge's pretentious bullshit and that faux-british "Lady" act of hers, he deserves a couple of scheckles from her vaults.
Good for him.
Did anyone see Carlos Leon on "Law & Order" the other night? I don't know why, but I was excited to see him in it. Mr. Hekki had no idea who he was.
You know, my mom's boyfriend is a lovely man, and they've been together for 15 years, but if he lived across the ocean from me and my mom broke up with him, I probably wouldn't see him very much, either.
Well, well. I take back saying Guy had no balls. Good show, Guy. You a classy ho.
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Ahhh, always knew he was a good guy. But those $$$ would buy lots of pints!
I guess it's worth it to him to be rid of her. But, she's still his babies mama. Good luck with that.
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I like Guy's attitude here, and I was beginning to think he might be all right....but then I remembered that he chose to marry this woman in the first place and I get confused.
I dunno about this - something's up.
They both went from constantly attacking each other in the press, to nothing.
There's something else going on in the settlement.
I wonder if maybe Lourdes doesn't want to see him?
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I don't know the details of Vadge and Carlos' arrangement with Lourdes, but I'm assuming they have joint custody over Lourdes; I doubt Guy would want to complicate that even more by asking for any type of custody.
Is it even possible for 3 separate parties to share custody?
Hopefully Vadge will let Guy and Lourdes see each other. Lourdes is old enough to make decisions like that, so if she says she wants to see Guy, Vadge better let her.
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Guy is a gentleman. Madonna can now reinvent herself..I hate that word..it's a PC term which really means reexploit herself. Shameless whore that she is and people buy it..all of it..not me..noooooo not meee..I'll just talk about her and her bionic biceps behind my masked computer and anonymity thank you very much!
Submitted by Sibsi on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:35am.
agreed dear. :)
Lourdes should be able to say she wants to see Guy and that be heard. He's been a dad to her for what 9 years also. I just think Madonna is a possesive cunt and won't make it easy or happen at all.
He should've stolen her money and gave it away to some charity! Good job Guy!
Take note gold digger Mills...this is how things should be done. Good for Guy, he has his own money that he has worked hard far- why would he want hers? It's like blood money and I'm sure she wouldn't have just given it to him freely so why bother with all the court crap and spending tons of his own money just to get some of hers.
I'm sure he would like to see Lourdes, but he has no legal ties to her, and she has a Dad that she seems close with. But, you know- none of us really know that situation. And I'm sure if Madonna is agreeing to splitting custody of the other 2 kids with him, why would she care about Lourdes seeing him? Who knows.
I think all of Madge's fame for so many years has really gone to her head. She def seems like the God complex type.
OMG, he looks like Stan Laurel.
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Hopefully those two boys will get a chance at a somewhat normal life. Maybe all hope isn't lost for Lourdes, if she gets to see her dad. Kind of dilute the Madonna crazy.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:26am.
Lourdes is with her bio dad now, Guy knows better than to make any move for custody over her.
Besides, I firmly believe Guy and Carlos are on good terms and Carlos is a good influence on Lourdes.
I didn't know that about her bio dad. I think that's terrific then and they could certainly keep in touch if she decided to? Hopefully she gets to make the choice if that's what she wants.
Hopefully we'll get the Guy Ritchie who used to make good films like Snatch now that he's free too~
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... but you deserve it Guy. God how horrible it must have been for you. Get that money!
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