The Grass Is Not Greener On The Other Side
What the fuck is up with all these celebrity skanks and their fugly grass dresses?! Grass should be smoked not worn! I would've smoked it up and followed it with three bag of Funyuns, but I doubt that's what Vadge did.
You know that after Vadge wore this shit at UNICEF's dinner in NYC last night, she probably had one of her slaves mow her ass down, take some grass, boil it and then serve it to her with bird seed and tree roots. That's what cunt-cunt-cunt eats! I had a cunt slip, but quickly realized that's the word I meant to say anyway.
The only bitch that can get away with wearing overgrown AstroTurf is Solange! Actually, she's probably making this shit down in the basement using old scraps of green shag carpeting.
And the black part of Vadge's dress was originally green, but then it touched her crotch and then...well...you know.
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Kha-gobble, Kah-gobble, Kah-gobble. Maybe she's testing A-Rod to see if gets itchy to roll her up and smoke her.
I like this dress, but its not her color, she looks exactly on her age, but her body is like the old man`s. She is very bad person, i just don`t believe her.
she looks very old, and the short length of the outfit and young style won`t help. She must hide her awful legs - like -wheels. ОТСТОЙ
She looks like Steven King in that movie where grass grows all over his house and eventually him. I don't remember the name of the movie though.
Wow, she's really turned herself around after the split. As much as I dislike her, the last two times she's been on here she's looked pretty good.
I disagree MK. I love this warm saturated olive green color. I do not like the fabric and Vadge.
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Hate the dress but Vadge looks great in these pics.I hate her but I have to give her props on her hair and face.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Wilma Flintstone goes Green.
Bitch, PLEASE! I bet her fuckin' dress and jewelry combined weigh more than her soaking wet. She's a clown faced plasto woman pasted on a boy body. NEXT!
She either looks great or the pic has been extremely photoshopped. Her hair hasn't looked that good in forever!
her hair looks good though
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The war isn't working.
Ugh. I'm shocked how many people say she looks good. Didjy'all look at that first thumb or what? I'm sad about her crows feet. And I'm sad about her cute cheeks and how they could have been cuter with age. I'm not totally against plastic surgery - a little tastefully applied is pretty fucking cool, if you ask me. But I just can't get with this face. It's like, not how she was supposed to turn out:(
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Uh, how the fuck did she do that?
She looks awesome again!
Can it be, could old skanky Madonna be back?
This cunt is too predictable. She looks like a haggard-ass hausfrau while she was married to Mr. Ritchie and now she looks like an over-the-top harlot pending her decree nisi. Eh.
Her face looks good!! The plastic surgery does pay off... the only thing is she looks the tiniest bit like Christina Applegate.
its bruce bitch...
See... it takes like a couple weeks, but that plastic surgery pays off...
Fire up the lawn tractor, boys. It's time to mow her down.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
She looks like she's wearing the hide of Oscar the Grouch.
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"I'm bluffin with my muffin."
on the plus side, Guy won't need any grass after dumping her ass in the grave...
She looks like a bad episode of Trading Spaces.
I hope Paris wasn't there with her cadre of dogs. That would have been some cleaning bill.
Fore!
Shwing, golfer!
Hid da ho in da face and win a prize!
She has the Mommy Dearest look in her eyes. I can see her shouting "NO More wire hangers"!
"Madonna isn't letting her tense divorce negotiations slow her down, and last night stepped out looking positively radiant at a charity gala in New York.
The 50-year-old's skin seemed remarkably youthful as she glammed up with the help of lashings of red lipstick.
It was almost enough to distract from her wacky green dress, which more resembled shrubbery than a red carpet party frock."
From: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-1087779/Madonna-Guy-strike-...
I couldn't have said it better myself. Love those snarky Brits.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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I think she actually looks better than she has in a long, long time. The face, hair and makeup are quite pretty. The dress...meh. I don't hate it.
I disagree, its the color of the dress that's wrong, the material itself is nice, like feathers. Should have been pale pink or white
She looks really pretty until you get to her waist. That's an ugly-arse dress (pretty colour though), and her muscle-bound trapese artist legs aren't doing it justice.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
She might get manured instead of floured.
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
Submitted by KD on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:00pm.
Peter Pan is going to be pissed when he finds out one of his outfits is gone.
hahahahahahahaaa
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Divorce agrees with her face...
Not my favourite dress for her. Kind of looks like she's about to cameo on another live-action Flintstone movie as Her Madgestone.
That said, the face and hair are lovelier than I've seen in a long time. I really do prefer when she keeps her dye-job closer to the roots. Less skanky that way.
Why couldn't she have looked like this on tour last month when I dropped all that coin to see her? Fuck!
Submitted by Romy on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:00pm.
And she always accuses Gwen Stefani of imitating her, but it seems like it's the other way around now! Except Ms Gwen would never step out in a dress made of grass. Maybe Japanese sawdust, but not grass.
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Oh please, if she ever does show up in such a skirt she bit the idea from someone else. Bitch is on empty.
Wow, i think the madge looks great here. Almost like her old self, and less chipmunky. I can't help but be loyal to the madge...i used to dance in my skivvies to "material girl" when i was just a wee one.
I am not a card carrier of the Bash Madonna club but, WTF is that outfit? I didn't know ostriches did can can shows in Vegas. I will just assume she is still grieving over the failed marriage.
Woah...someone needs to cut down on plastic surgery splurges (say that sentence out loud, it makes your mouth look funny).
And she always accuses Gwen Stefani of imitating her, but it seems like it's the other way around now! Except Ms Gwen would never step out in a dress made of grass. Maybe Japanese sawdust, but not grass.
Peter Pan is going to be pissed when he finds out one of his outfits is gone.
She is my favorite. Just saw her on a singles dating site ~~~*** S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m *** ~~~ yesterday, and I was pleasantly surprised after I found her photos there. I am wondering what kind of relationship she is looking for on that site. Is she a single mom or want to be now?----
Andrae got booted off Project Runway for making something like that. Andrae, your moment has come!
Vadge is just plain gross. A mean, vindictive, bossy old ho. I actually like the outfit but she's a POS.
Hump da bump.
edit:> ok, her hair looks good.
come on, she doesn't look that great, plus I can see her Dirty Sanchez
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Hey Vadge! The Grinch called, he wants his outfit back.
She definitely has had some filler, cause she doesn't look like her usual Fem-Skeletor self. The nose looks a little odd or is just me?
Her crotch instantaneously emitted dry rot on that green grass disaster of an outfit. Where are the pants?
Your face!
Swamp thing
Divorce was good for her, this is the best she's looked in a loooooooooong time, did she get chicken cutlet implants?
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Dear Madge,
fire your stylist immediatley. BTW, i used to be a big fan, now, not so much. I think youve gone off the deep end and your ego has swallowed you whole.
I had NO idea who this was at first...
Vadge needs that rampant fungal infection tended to.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Submitted by ginger_t
When people, especially women, start to go overboard with plastic surgery, they start to morph into a meta-woman. It's difficult to tell who they really are as they take on a generic, puff lipped, shiny headed, bulbous cheeked, fake eyelashed, buxom chested, mannequin-like appearance.
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This comment should be posted in every plastic surgeon's office in America.
Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:29am.
Doug Wilson likes the curb appeal of a healthy green lawn!
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Ha ha! This dress is definitely for smokers only.
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I said good day, sir!
Unfortunately, Madge will be everywhere there are Pappz now. Every charity event, etc. Her publicity machine is on the move.
She really effed up when she made the comment about the "Queen dumping her King". She just couldn't keep her vindictive yap shut.