The Grass Is Not Greener On The Other Side
What the fuck is up with all these celebrity skanks and their fugly grass dresses?! Grass should be smoked not worn! I would've smoked it up and followed it with three bag of Funyuns, but I doubt that's what Vadge did.
You know that after Vadge wore this shit at UNICEF's dinner in NYC last night, she probably had one of her slaves mow her ass down, take some grass, boil it and then serve it to her with bird seed and tree roots. That's what cunt-cunt-cunt eats! I had a cunt slip, but quickly realized that's the word I meant to say anyway.
The only bitch that can get away with wearing overgrown AstroTurf is Solange! Actually, she's probably making this shit down in the basement using old scraps of green shag carpeting.
And the black part of Vadge's dress was originally green, but then it touched her crotch and then...well...you know.
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Submitted by snowpiece on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:29am.
Doug Wilson likes the curb appeal of a healthy green lawn!
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Ha ha! This dress is definitely for smokers only.
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I said good day, sir!
Thank Gwad she is wearing that shiteous outfit so I'll have something to snark on cuz bitch looks good (and that's extremely painful for me to say)...*firing up weedwacker*....
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
And this would be????
Shitney?
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
I thought that was ScarJo.
SheHulk (Madonna) needs to have a lawn mower run her over.
Fug.
Are you happy, Madonna?
That's all there's left to say about you.
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Does she actually have any idea how terrible she looks? not just the dress, but the face, hair... everything? Fucking nasty.
Jerry Hall + a splash of Cristina Applegate. When people, especially women, start to go overboard with plastic surgery, they start to morph into a meta-woman. It's difficult to tell who they really are as they take on a generic, puff lipped, shiny headed, bulbous cheeked, fake eyelashed, buxom chested, mannequin-like appearance.
i had to do a triple take,
thought it was a Vadge impersonator.
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"I love fast and I love hard."-MK
The dress is hideous, but the facelift is at least starting to settle. She's looks almost like herself again. Almost.
She looks really good actually. The dress and her legs are hideous...but otherwise...she is gorgeous.
I mean come on, you cant put this woman down...she is 50 and can still get herself men half her age (A-Rod)...kudos to madonna...
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"Charlie you fucking bitch, let's work it out" - High Fidelity
Aside from the dress, which is fabulous anyway, this is THE BEST Madonna has looked in a long time. That hair, that face! Dreams!
Bitch does not look like herself anymore
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
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Madd grows her own.
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:48am.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:33am.
Thanks, Anonymous! Say hi to the puppies for me ;))
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I will :) They're offline now, though :(
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
...of course I never smoked the stuff, but I do remember one really revelatory contact high in 1974..trying to jump out of the car listening to Jethro Tull..den nen nen nen nennnn nennnn..
When I first saw her face, I thought it was Jerry Hall.
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Very true words Provolone!..especially about the marijuana part!
Madonna has worn some outrageous clothing in her time, but I have never seen her wear something so truly fugly.
SHE'S FREAKING ME OUT! SHE LOOKS LIKE FAYE DUNAWAY PLAYING JOAN CRAWFORD IN MOMMIE DEAREST!
I know I may get blasted, but deep red lipstick needs to disappear once ya hit 40. I like red lipstick, but it just ages me a hundred years when i TRY to wear it. Then I have to wipe it off and look for pink. I hate it when i have to re-do make-up.
Submitted by OneLiner on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:41am.
She looks good, but sooner or later Age will caught up with her and i cant't wait for that day....
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Doods!! That day is here! When you're all jected-up and wearing a grass dress....well, HULLO!!! Attention heaux!
Submitted by louise_brooks on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:38am.
It looks like she skinned Oscar the Grouch and is wearing his pelt as a trophy.
LOL! I was thinking the same thing. It makes sense, though, 'cause Oscar loves him some trash!
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by yolie on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:13am.
The dress is lame, but she is looking a lot better (filler, botox, etc). She wants to look as young as possible so when she comes out with A-Rod, she doesn't look like his mother!
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Uh..............NEWSFLASH! She looks like EVERYONE's mother.
tick tock - tick tock - tick tock
time waits for no vadge.
Submitted by Anonymous101 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:33am.
Thanks, Anonymous! Say hi to the puppies for me ;))
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Arod is from the Dominican Republic
Submitted by AmyB on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:44am.
Musculature + Green Grass Dress = Green Giant. Go sell some green beans, Vadge.
Ho HO Ho Greeeeeeeeeen CumBag
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:43am.
yea i know he's dominican
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Musculature + Green Grass Dress = Green Giant. Go sell some green beans, Vadge.
Provolone
I don't think A-Rod is mexican. He's either cuban or dominican...puerto rican maybe. Geez
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Hate the dress, LOVE the shoes. But, I am a shoe person. And yeah, she actually looks okay here, excluding the dress of course.
CHIA CUNT!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
She looks good, but sooner or later Age will caught up with her and i cant't wait for that day....
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It looks like she skinned Oscar the Grouch and is wearing his pelt as a trophy.
Her face and hair looks good, but why the elf dress?
Migraine: OMG LMAO NO!
but that's so funny
i think that's his hand inside his pocket
lol
you perv!
lol
Ew creepy, look at Rihanna behind her !
Being she dates a Mexican now its probably best not to look like a lawn...A-rod's gonna take a mower to her!
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
LMAO @ Provolone
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:17am.
This is the same kind of furry, Sesame-Street dress that Mischa Barton was wearing the other day. sorry hos, i'm too lazy to find the link.
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Here you go . . .
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29215
Now you own me for taking away from PUPPY time :P
ETA: I agree that Oscar must be doubly pi$$ed.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
The outfit is not complete without Solange's furry shoes.
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You fargin sneaky bastage!
Looks like Madge drank some fresh blood in the morning. She's doesn't look as ghoulish and veiny.
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CROCS are made in the devil's workshop. Yes, they are!
The dress is shite but she does look good. At least at a distance.
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Spread your seeds (all over her face) and pour water in her hole..
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Submitted by yolie
The dress is lame, but she is looking a lot better (filler, botox, etc). She wants to look as young as possible so when she comes out with A-Rod, she doesn't look like his mother!
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Well, I hate to break it to her, but she still looks like his mother. His crazy mother. Very Jackie Stallone-ish.
I hate to admit it but she's looking pretty good.
Cha-Cha-Cha Chia
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
WOW she look good
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Doug Wilson likes the curb appeal of a healthy green lawn!
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When do annoying cunts start dressing for their age instead of having the "I'm as young as I feel" attitude? Vadge is becoming such a sad old bitch, like that tragic aunt who wants so badly to be down with the kids.
lol...its just funny considering that like two weeks ago she was all droopy faced wearing her sweaty sports gear every day....NOW THIS! Its like TAKE THAT GUY!!! whoop-POW!
Still that dress is ASS...oh and the shoes too.
I feel better now. *breathes*
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