The Grass Is Not Greener On The Other Side
What the fuck is up with all these celebrity skanks and their fugly grass dresses?! Grass should be smoked not worn! I would've smoked it up and followed it with three bag of Funyuns, but I doubt that's what Vadge did.
You know that after Vadge wore this shit at UNICEF's dinner in NYC last night, she probably had one of her slaves mow her ass down, take some grass, boil it and then serve it to her with bird seed and tree roots. That's what cunt-cunt-cunt eats! I had a cunt slip, but quickly realized that's the word I meant to say anyway.
The only bitch that can get away with wearing overgrown AstroTurf is Solange! Actually, she's probably making this shit down in the basement using old scraps of green shag carpeting.
And the black part of Vadge's dress was originally green, but then it touched her crotch and then...well...you know.
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Hate the dress, but from the neck up, she looks pretty. And she IS in good shape.
I still adore her but that dress is HORRIBLE! She looks great in the face. As a fan I wonder how long her mid-life crises will last. Probably forever! She is fucking nuts but thats what fame does to people.
Well she's definitely had her face screws tightened recently and her hair freshly tweaked.....yet STILL she looks like a dried up ol kumquat.
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her face looks waxy.
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I'm thinking less Jeri Hall, more Amanda Lepore. She's finally becoming the drag queen she's always aspired to be...and she's already got the tuck down pat. Go Madge!
the cheek implants are SO evident...she should fire her plastic surgeon
There's a turd in the turf, i hate when bitches don't scoop the poop from the lawn
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Girl....is Draco sportin' wood in that avie?
Nastay!!!
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it still looks like a dusty turd.
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perhaps it's a new career move An Anything Muppet, she lived the life of one with her many persona's anyways.
Somewhere, a shaved Muppet is crying, naked, in a corner and wondering what it did to deserve this.
(Ha,ha sexy...great minds and all that!)
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This is the same kind of furry, Sesame-Street dress that Mischa Barton was wearing the other day. sorry hos, i'm too lazy to find the link.
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What a dumb cunt. You know how many people could have used that grass in their yards Vadge??? You stinky douchebag.
Rich and famous people suck.
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Migraine Sally on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:14am.
Migraine Sally in da howz!!
How you hot bitchez this fine Thursday???
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wut wut!
*waving hello*
Personally I think it was Pamela...she was just jelish of her relish.
Submitted by agirl on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:09am.
Yikes! Every time I see a new pic of her it looks like she's had more face-tightening.
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Love it!...That 'face tightening' conjures up images of yee olde toole boxe and a screwdriver! EET EES ALIIIIIIVE!
The Anything Muppets will be sad to know she either slaughtered The Geefle, Pamela or Arlene Frantic(nose episode)to get their green shag... something must be done!
Migraine Sally in da howz!!
How you hot bitchez this fine Thursday???
☻There's nothing like the taste of sweet decline---Foo Fighters☻
Submitted by MJF on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:11am.
She DOES look like Jerri Hall! Thank you, I was trying to figure out who she looked like in this pic.
I wonder how many hours it took to get her to look like that.
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The dress is lame, but she is looking a lot better (filler, botox, etc). She wants to look as young as possible so when she comes out with A-Rod, she doesn't look like his mother!
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:11am.
Edgy - no. Hedge-y - yes.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Her surgeon has turned her into Jerri Hall.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
LMAO..yes...a lovely pube salad..just add some putens..er croutons..and voila!
Pssst...Vadge...Your 50...You are not edgy anymore...Let it go...
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She should have read the label on the steroid bottle a little more closely.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:08am.
Those are her moldy pubic hairs and she needs an Italian Brazilian Bikini Wax. This consists of using olive oil, parmesan cheese and garlic. I know this because I am Italian. It's a wonderful treatment.
Is that some type of Pube Salad?
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I don't know... fugly dress aside, I think she actually looks good here.
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Yikes! Every time I see a new pic of her it looks like she's had more face-tightening. How awful it must be to be so afraid of aging. But funny to look at, oh yes!
Ugh, she's so scary!
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Those are her moldy pubic hairs and she needs an Italian Brazilian Bikini Wax. This consists of using olive oil, parmesan cheese and garlic. I know this because I am Italian. It's a wonderful treatment.
i see her face is freshly botoxed.
No ma'am. What is going on with this old broad? She still a proper English mum from the neck up, an attention whore from the neck down and a she-hulk underneath it all. Get thee to a therapist! See if you can settle on one personality.
...or better yet, fire ants!
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
I hope she's devoured by gophers from the inside out.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Ass-ho turf.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Why would she wear that?
Time to mow the ho.
~*~Hello, my baby! Hello, my honey! Hello, my ragtime gal....~*~
Damn, she is not aging well at all..imo.
"Me Tarzan, you A-Rod."
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