TMI: The World's Fattest Man Consumated His Marriage!

OK. I'm late on this one but OMG!he probably oozes crema mexicana whenever he sweats. GROSS i just threw up in my mouth and swallowed it - i've swallowed worse.

See ya Bitches!

I just barfed....gross....

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by Callan on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:46pm.
What are the chances that if his wife looked like the mom in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and he was the thin one, that he would go to all this trouble of fucking on a highway on ramp or whatever?

yeah if it was the wife who was that big..well she probably wouldn't get to be a "wife"...just the fat as hell neighbor

Seriously, I'm glad he found love but for goodness sakes, love yourself first. One thing is not having time to work out and having a little flab instead of a 12 pack but another is putting THAT much food into your mouth. Even thyroid problems aren't an excuse, you still have control over what goes in and how much. He needs to lose weight so he doesn't need a special ramp to make love or rather, have his wife make love to him. He needs to just be able to walk, that's a good goal right there.

How did she find his peen under all that flubber and cheese? You know he's got cheese.

And the real question for me isn't how he found a wife, it's "How does he wipe his ass?" that's what I really want to know!

I don't have a steady boyfriend right now. Okay, you might call me a slut, fine. But if this is what it takes to get a ring, I guess I may just stay a raging whore.
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"If you don't kill him, we are all dead." - Theodore Bagwell

Two things:

1. he has the face of Ray Romano
2. he has the tittays of Barbara Walters.

PS I'd like to have one of those ramps but they is costly.

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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK

Omg, the slapping noises alone would cause tremors. Thanks Uribe, you asshole, you got more action than me this week. My self-esteem is being crushed under him.

LMFAO, OMG MK that was so fucking funny that she gains 5lbs everytime he cums in her. LMAO again and again.

O.K. so there was a ramp...how did he get it under him? Maybe they rented a special wedding day hydraulic lift, or maybe it was on their gift registry? I've seen this guy on TLC. And I think Claudia was the one who came in and bathed him. Shudder.

I met a real sweet big guy earlier this year and he was anxious for us to have sex. I just kept imaging the mounds of flesh on me and I sent him a polite text saying we should just be friend.

Im sorry,..if I can't find it..I can't fuck it. It's that simple.

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Pretty looks fade...dumb is forever -- Judge Judy

He has quite an overbite.

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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars

JESUS CHRIST Michael! My insides are churning, I'm vomiting and my eyes just died. This is waaaaay to disgusting, don't print things like this without handing out barf bags and special protection glasses, ordering a mind cleanse isn't a bad idea either. Oooh oooh gross.

Yay, Manuel!

Is it possible for your eyes to vomit? Because I think mine just did.

I can't believe that this dude has any friends, let alone ones that would make him a fucking ramp.

Also, anyone who can't get some when this dude can fails at life.

OMG No you didn't

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:54pm.
You shallow hating hags! Love comes in all shapes and sizes. Show me pics of you and your 38 cats! Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like you want me to fork lift yo ass up on mah love ramp and ride you king kong style with a lobster bib and a tuning fork!

COUNT. ME. IN. LOVAH BOY!

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Never marry a man who's boobs are bigger than yours.

Oh...actually....never marry a man who's boobs are bigger than YOU :P

Well, good luck to those two :D

* SAVE THE FORESTS, EAT MORE BEAVERS!!!*

Coño pero que asco!!

Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:58pm.

I didnt mean you!! You care! :o)

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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:54pm.

We are not shallow.
We are concerned about Manuel's health and well being!!!
We are givers!!!!!

*42 cats and counting...*
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat

You shallow hating hags! Love comes in all shapes and sizes. Show me pics of you and your 38 cats! Bastards!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov

Barfed in my mouth, swallowed, then barfed again.
You're a true artist MK.

I don't get the ramp thing either. Did they put it on the bed and slide it under his ass? Who held up the fat rolls while she looked for the peen? Oy, it must have taken a village to get this guy laid.

"Every time Manuel busts one inside her, she gains 5lbs."

HAHAHAHAHAHA

Even with the explanation of how his sex ramp works, I still didn't get it. This is some "Saw V" shit.

WOWOWOOW....Friends play an important part in our life. I find many nice friends at the rich singles & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^ S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m ^^ ^^^^. They are honest and humorous. It is a nice site. You will be pleasantly surprised after you find them.

This story spoiled a perfectly good donut and cup a joe, MK. Thanks!

Even Ed McMahon is not willing to sell this guy life insurance.

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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)

"....I figured Claudia poured some guacamole and hot sauce on her cooze and Manuel had himself an all-you-can-eat fish taco midnight dinner."

That was a visual I didn't need before I had my morning coffee and I'll never look at guacamole the same again.
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).

Do you think they make G-rings for Manny's size? You remember the 'G-ring'?...it's like a people hamster wheel except you have sex on it...can you imagine him rolling down the street on one? Lawdy!

Ugh and I just realized that even with her on top, she still probably had to pull his fupa up and prop it up to get at that dick.

*Shivers*

What are the chances that if his wife looked like the mom in What's Eating Gilbert Grape, and he was the thin one, that he would go to all this trouble of fucking on a highway on ramp or whatever?

...and there you have it!

Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:34pm.
I think those are his 'Sunday eatin poontang' chompers.

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OK i can see it. She hops up on those bars with legs spread like she's getting a pap smear, coochie facing him, then lowers her ass down to mouth level, then he goes to town.

And when Manuel loses all the weight, they can donate their sex toy to the city to be used as a highway on-ramp! and then Nicole Ritchie can get high and drive down it the wrong way!

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-"Submitted by Zappy on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:27pm."

I honestly have no clue, I will have to google it. :)

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Submitted by gyeah on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:31pm.

JESUS FUCKING CRIST

edit: are his teefs capped?!? that's one mean overbite

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I think those are his 'Sunday eatin poontang' chompers.

JESUS FUCKING CRIST

edit: are his teefs capped?!? that's one mean overbite

Lawdy Ima wheezin here..

Lawdy Ima wheezin here..

Lawdy Ima wheezin here..

Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 12:53pm.

Sorry but ew, ew, EW!!. I don't want a damaging image of this humungous whale out of the water copulating with his chubby-chaser wife. I want to have my breakfast in peace, MK!.

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Speaking of whale ~ Don't they spew like five gallons of spermalicious spooge?

Note: Please don't revive me, I'm choking to death and will forever swim in the ocean with my mouth closed.

The Daily Star titled thier post "FATTY’S RAMPY PUMPY"

Bwhahahah!

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Trust me bitch, 'god' is doing all he can to avoid looking in your direction. Ugh. He'd need a barf bucket and a truck load of tequila to get over that horror.

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Surfing the apocalypse.

So... they did it on a concrete ramp! That means they did it outside! Were the neighbors watching? Was there a crowd? Gross!

And did they also have to build a device to hold the rolls of stomach up so she could find his peen? I can't imagine her trying to hold the flaps up for the 15 seconds it probably took to consummate the marriage.

*throws up*

Puked in mouth - too gross to imagine. Must go gargle and brush teeth!

"so that Claudia has easy access to ride his chorizo until she gets hers or until his heart calls "time out."

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BAAW-HAHAHAHAHAHA!

My friends wouldn't build ME a sex ramp. Not that I've asked...*looks left*

I really didn't need to know how they did it, and I'm a little grossed out, but I'm happy for them.

I think.

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"Peace out, y'all!" -Al Gore

Oh honey, you are fucking fire today.

Thanks - we just learned a LOT more than we needed to know.

(At least we have not had our dinnner yet!)