Is This A Mirage?
Suri Cruise is wearing a jacket......and pants! I don't know if Suri's $20,000 (I'm guessing) Burberry coat is made with real fur, but let's tell Peta it is just for shits.
You know it's colder than your heart on a block of ice when Suri is actually covered up. I stepped out last night for a quick minute and my nipples started crying icy tears. I can't play with this cold shit. I have to wear a face mask, three hats, ear muffs, long johns, 2 jackets, 3 scarves, a battery-powered heating pad and a Taser in my ass just in case I need a quick jolt of heat.
It looks the cold didn't bother Stepford Katie. She her rolled-up summer jeans into rolled-up winter shorts. F-U-G. Don't worry about her. I'm sure her internal warming system is hard at work.
And I've always wondered what Suri sounds like, but now I'm thinking she doesn't say words. Suri and Katie communicate by touching their heads together like in the picture above. That's how all the alien talks!
LMFAO MK! I hope you have extra SOFA BATTERIES too. You can't risk cold nalgas this time of year!
"I can't play with this cold shit. I have to wear a face mask, three hats, ear muffs, long johns, 2 jackets, 3 scarves, a battery-powered heating pad and a Taser in my ass just in case I need a quick jolt of heat."
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they look so sad
Yes, yay for the coat. Any other mother on the streets with her kid like that, would have been picked up by CPS.
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They were dork-sided!
These pics might be the saddest ones I've ever seen of these two.....Katiebot looks a picture of misery, it seems as if she is trying to suck some joy or happiness from Suri.....poor kid (but yay for the coat!)
I am so happy to see her taking more responsibility with her daughters health than just caring about her designer clothes being photographed.I have a feeling she was wearing the coat because she obviously is no wearing any designer garments to show off.
I actually like Katie's outfit.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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ok, all joking aside--seeing these pictures actually made me kind of sad. i just realized that i sit here every day lmao at tommy girl and stepkat and their finger-giving toddler, without even considering what a good mom katie is. she is with that kid 24/7. and id rather be with suri than tommygirl any day...but still. had to be said. on with making fun.
Bitches are wearing this shit? Where were they when I was doing this all by myself ten years ago!?
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is the world skidding towards a fiery end already...must be... suri has on a coat...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
damn! this bitch anoys me! she tries too fucking hard to set trends and shit, can someone please tell her face to face : " stop it its not going to happen!"
As much as RoboKate makes my blood run colder then normal, I will say that she is always with that baby (who doesn't look like her or TommyGirl), and not with a bunch of Nannies like the rest of the ho's in Hollywood.
How bout some gloves? It's been cold as all get out the past few days. Shoot.
Tell that stupid Mick he just made my list of things to do today. -Max Fischer
Man, I cannot believe that the Stepford Hag is only 18 months younger than me. Bitch has aged 10 years for every year she's spend in her sham marriage with Tommy Girl.
There is a rumor she signed a 5 year contract which began when she was basted and became knocked up with Suri. If true, she gets a big-ass pay out, movie roles and other things. I believe it. This is not a woman who is happy and enjoying life. I think her only motivation for sticking it out is that wire transfer she can expect at the end of her services.
Suri, looking cute and bundled up, that's nice, but what the fuck is her mother wearing. I guess wearing shorts in the winter is why she's such a fashion ICON, no really I thought being a dumbassed brain freeze was all it took, apparently I was wrong on that one.
OMG - RoboKatie has the WORST fashion sense of any celebrity I have ever seen. Seriously, the girl is FUG. The fact she is a vacant idiot doesn't help, but my GOD, she can't put a decent outfit together to save her life. Not surprising - she can't save her own life, either. Poor Suri. The kid freaks me out, and it isn't even her fault. She's just creepy looking, and it is bizarre how she is never dressed warmly till NOW, yet her parents are always wearing coats and heavy sweaters, even in the height of SoCal summer. BIZARRE... if it is true this moronic gold-digging soul-seller is going to be the new face of Miu Miu, I hope that company crashers harder than Valkyrie on Xmas Day ... idiots.
Suri's Stepford Hag mommy is going to throw her back out hoisting a large 3 year old child around.
They both look a picture of misery.
"No matter how cynical you become, it's impossible to keep up." - Lily Tomlin
Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:45pm.
I know I'm in the minority, but Suri just creeps me out for some reason. I feel sorry for her, tho'. I'll bet she is going to need some heavy-duty therapy later on.
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You're not alone. The kid creeps me out as well. She reminds me of a robot. I kept excepting her to launch into a lecture about how COS can change lives.
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i got skeered for a minute there - was rethinking the kid's whole wardrobe...
so many of 'em look so trashy WAAAY too young nowadays. it's awful.
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F U G is right! Damn.
She just can't pull anything off.
Not even her fake life.
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Submitted by TypicalSituation on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:12pm.
awww, dammit. i have actually dressed my 7yr old in shorts/tights. *hangs head in shame*... BUT! the shorts are knee-length bermuda-style and the tights are thick cotton, very colorful...(i thought she looked cute, not trashy)
Its not trashy at all.
That sounded sweet and cute.
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awww, dammit. i have actually dressed my 7yr old in shorts/tights. *hangs head in shame*... BUT! the shorts are knee-length bermuda-style and the tights are thick cotton, very colorful...(i thought she looked cute, not trashy)
OT: IHMO, suri still should be zipped up and have a hat/mittens on. it's freakin FREEZING out there.
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"Shut up and deal with it! Now pass me the boxed wine!" -MK 8/20/08
She has actually morphed into Tom Cruise, sad!
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Awww, she's got her Oz slippers on! Katie must not be cold due to the Scientology endurance training she's had to undergo.
Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:11pm.
What does everyone else think of shorts-with-tights?
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I think it is what classless sluts wear to show off their bodies when it's too cold to show skin.
Very uncouth.
LOL. That's what most of the little 7 and 8 yr. old girls wear at my kids school. Are you saying they are little sluts? tsk tsk....
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If they bought the clothes themselves and dressed themselves then yes, yes they are.
However I think it more likely that the sluts in that case are the parents whose moral compass is spinning like a top.
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I went to move my car last night and my eyes instantly started streaming tears from the cold.
Im such a little bitch baby during the winter. You would think I grew up in California (born and raised in NYC.)
Movie stills from a remake of Not Without My Daughter.
I wish to God I was joking, but that's what it looks like to me.
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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:59pm.
Stiller said in the NY Times that Cruise also insisted his character have big hands. Ben seemed kind of confused by it.
Make it stop!!!! No more pictures of Suri, please!!
Wake me up when she's writing her tell-all book.
For the love of God, buy a stroller.
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:18pm.
What does everyone else think of shorts-with-tights?
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I think it is what classless sluts wear to show off their bodies when it's too cold to show skin.
Very uncouth.
LOL. That's what most of the little 7 and 8 yr. old girls wear at my kids school. Are you saying they are little sluts? tsk tsk....
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by jim on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:50pm.
CANT TELL WHICH CHICKS HAIR IS WORSE?? THE LITTLE ROBOT DOLLS BOWL HAIRCUT OR HER MOM'S FUCKING OLD LADY BUTCH ASS DIKE FUCKING PRISON CUT!!
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:42pm.
I like books; I do not necessarily like the movie treatment of books ... except LOTR and HP.
@Momus, DAMN STRAIGHT with that! They rule!
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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:51pm.
"Green Is Good: happen to like a lot of the movies he's been in. Like "Rain Man", "Eyes Wide Shut" (SHUT UP, I'm a HUGE Kubrick fan) "Magnolia", "Minority Report" and "Risky Business". "
See, Hekki? There's something to his cult-freak magic powers!
Maybe I'll rent Eyes Wide Shut. I do like Stanley Kubrick's movies, but Tommy's mind control powers aren't strong enough. Yet. *Looks around nervously. Those CO$ people got ears everywhere!
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It's official the world is coming to an end. Suri Cruise in a jacket and pants? NO WAY! I must be dreaming.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:24pm.
LOL...actually I do have the world's most boring wardrobe...mosty black and khaki.
Color scares me.
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Now I know we are the same person. I wear black and khaki almost exclusively, with a little white thrown in for variety.
NO COLOR, PLEASE.
Anyhoo, I just wanna hit Katie one time. She just does it for me. I don't know about anybody else but I like her outfit yet can't help thinking Tom would wear the same thing.
You should see the special features on Tropic Thunder where they talk about Tom's screentest. Ben Stiller says Tom, for whatever reason, felt that his character should dance.
When he was made up in costume and being filmed he started dancing w/o music, which was added after. You should see the wide eyed look on Stiller and this other guy's face. Cruise is just too creepy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
What in the hell is she wearing?? My gosh that is horrible.
File under W for "What the hell kind of GD outfit is that?"
Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:45pm.
I know I'm in the minority, but Suri just creeps me out for some reason. I feel sorry for her, tho'. I'll bet she is going to need some heavy-duty therapy later on.
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ITA. Except for the therapy part unless she totally breaks away from Scientology.
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Green Is Good: I know what you're saying about Tom, though. I happen to like a lot of the movies he's been in. Like "Rain Man", "Eyes Wide Shut" (SHUT UP, I'm a HUGE Kubrick fan) "Magnolia", "Minority Report" and "Risky Business".
I hate that closeted little control freak as a person, but I've enjoyed a lot of his work. I can say that about Nicole Kidman, too. She's been in some stinkers, but there are a few films I can watch over and over again: "Dead Calm", "To Die For" and "The Others."
CANT TELL WHICH CHICKS HAIR IS WORSE?? THE LITTLE ROBOT DOLLS BOWL HAIRCUT OR HER MOM'S FUCKING OLD LADY BUTCH ASS DIKE FUCKING PRISON CUT!!
The nanny must have slapped a coat on Suri because mom and dad don't have that much sense. Xenu sucked it out of both of them. I wish she'd stop trying to be a fashionista, it ain't workin' honey.
Submitted by Albatross on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:45pm.
I know I'm in the minority, but Suri just creeps me out for some reason. I feel sorry for her, tho'. I'll bet she is going to need some heavy-duty therapy later on.
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I wanna be the minority.....I dont need your autohrity!
Im scared for her....you just know theres some crazed pedo lunatic out there concockting a plan to do something to her becuase shes so abnormally beautiful....I just want her to be safe, even thought she and her family are all very unsetteling....
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creeps up behind me and shes like YAAAHHHH!
I know I'm in the minority, but Suri just creeps me out for some reason. I feel sorry for her, tho'. I'll bet she is going to need some heavy-duty therapy later on.
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Submitted by Green Is Good on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:38pm.
The storyline sounds fascinating. Is there a book?
I like books; I do not necessarily like the movie treatment of books ... except LOTR and HP.
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Color scares me.
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Good grief woman! I have three (3) tops that are safety-cone orange.
Do you at least liven it up.. underneath?
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TITS, Tom's mind-control powers have me in his thrall, too. But the true story IS riveting. I really want to see this movie. And yes, the cast aside from Tom is brilliant.
The mind control powers of Tommy: Last night we watched "War of the Worlds" for 80th time. I love that movie. Even contributed to Tom's bank account when it was in the theater. Tonight, we'll watch "Interview with the Vampire" for the millionth time.
Tom may be insane, but there's no denying his talent as an actor.
"The Force gives me power of weak minds".
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:30pm.
MK did an article on how bad this movie is at
http://www.dlisted.com/node/29367
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