Friday, November 21st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 20th!
My name is Heiney
the feliney,
and I can lick mah own vaginey. - Mel-Tang
Runners-up:
Always prepared, Milo has Fresh Step in a Gatorade bottle for his drunk pissing - Provolone
Pussy and beer. The holiday gift for that special guy in your life that you can't go wrong with. - Anonymous101
Free heiny tapping with purchase - Sweetas
Thanks Ray
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Oh my god I've never laughed so hard, Mel-Tang!
Congrats Mel-Tang!! That was so clever and cute I hoped it would win! Congrats Provolone and Anonymous 101!!
*pours sugar on Dude* *licks it off s l o w l y* lol ;)
MichaelK ♥♥♥♥♥
Congrats All!
Sweetas! Pour some sugar on me.
the DUDE! abides...
WOOHOO good jog EVERYONE!!!!!!
Way to go Mel-Tang - Congrats!
Congrats also to runners up!
*smacks everyone's heiney*
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Smelly Cat!... WTF are they feedin your ass?
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Good job winners!
I love your pussy
jokes
a ha ha ha!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
MEL TANG!!!!
Congrats slutbag.
Donuts for all the Winners!
Provolone, Anonymous, SWEETAS!!!!!
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Congrats Mel-Tang...I will sing the verses under my breath today. Congrats also to Provolone (one of my favorite cheeses), Anonymous101 (I don't recognize you), and Sweetas (I bet this is your first time).
Submitted by The C word on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:11am.
Congrats winners - well deserved!
I think this thread must have set a world record for the # of times 'pussy' was mentioned...any Guiness people out there?
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You obviously haven't seen either DeeDee's or NitWitty's Myspace pages. Nasty girls.
Congrats winners - well deserved!
I think this thread must have set a world record for the # of times 'pussy' was mentioned...any Guiness people out there?
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You fargin sneaky bastage!
LMAO!!! I thought mine was so stupid and immature! LOLOLOL Thanks MK, I'm glad there's another 5 yr. old girl stuck in an adults body out there! hahahahahahaha
Congrats to all the horez!! :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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LOL Mel-Tang! I'm still giggly!
Congratulations horz!
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Hasbro knew it was a mistake to let Hello Kitty spend the holidays with the Spears family.
The perfect description of a romantic evening at home with Wino:
1) Lots of beer, check.
2) Hairy pussy, check
3) Cans of Krack, check
The cat drank all the beer and then the dog ate my homework.
Heineken drinkers get all the pussay
This is everything Lindsay Lohan could want--beer, munchies and a little pussy.
Drunk pussy
Aw, Winona Ryder's kitteh is all kinds of Xanarexic again.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Even the one and only Heiny Ken gets drunk enough to end up with a little pussy every now and then...
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Proof that Sienna Miller's pussy has a mind, public viewing case and life completely separate from her.
"Hot damn Aunt Jemimah, that Pop-fart could have blown Ben Affleck's face off. Nice!"
Janie thought the biggest shock when she awoke the next morning was that her pussy was completely missing...then she took a walk downtown....
Pussy and Beer... Who says sex doesn't sell!
So let me get this straight..no matter what I'm going to get some tail if I drink this beer??
In the picture: Lindsay Lohan
Drunk pussy on display
DR. Pepper is giving out free soda to celebrate a busted ginge cat, so now Heineken has to get into the act. Chinese Democracy indeed.
"Who said animal cruelty is fun when you're drunk?"
Pete Doherty finally decided to put his pussy up for adoption,how sweet!
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When all else fails, Eat It, Lick It, Snort It, Fuck It!
Dewey Drinkmore Beers
After gutting out Gus' eye, no one dared mess with this Pussy!
In order to more fully meet the needs of their clients Heineken is now giving away drunk pussy to their customers so that their clients will no longer suffer the disappointment of realizing that unlike in the commercials drinking their beer does not suddenly make them more attractive.
This step was advised by company lawyers in order to prevent future lawsuits concerning false advertising.
"See you really do get pussy when you drink our beer... No need to sue"
When I said I wanted to tap that, this wasn't the kind of pussy I had in mind.
drunk pussy is the worst....
Lindsay's vagina puts itself up for adoption.
the first time in history that beer and a hairy pussy don't mix
Despite being placed in the witness protection program London finds it difficult to cope.
its bruce bitch..
Amy Winehouse gets her krack on and leaves her kitty behind...
its bruce bitch...
Did anyone notice that this same store sells krack next to the Heineken???
Wino! You left your cat at the liquor store again.
A new Tidy Cat commercial appearing.. "Our new premium cat litter will even clump up the beer shits! Take the challenge yourself"
Heineken with the gentle reminder that after drinking a small keg, ALL pussy looks good
ME CAN HAS KEGGER?
Oh Meooooooooowwwwwww!
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Never say Heineken when you Heinekant.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Otto, wake up and get the fuck back to work!
One of the first volunteers for Celebrikitty Rehab.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:07pm.
I'm purrfectly sober, ocifer.
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*sotto voce*
I think you should win first prize!
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:07pm.
I'm purrfectly sober, ocifer.
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lol. Okay that was not only funny but uber cute! Kitteh jokes get me very time!