Friday, November 21st 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 20th!

My name is Heiney
the feliney,
and I can lick mah own vaginey. - Mel-Tang

Runners-up:

Always prepared, Milo has Fresh Step in a Gatorade bottle for his drunk pissing - Provolone

Pussy and beer. The holiday gift for that special guy in your life that you can't go wrong with. - Anonymous101

Free heiny tapping with purchase - Sweetas

Thanks Ray

Posted by: Michael K
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jiggywiddit's picture
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:07pm.

I'm purrfectly sober, ocifer.

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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK

Cory A.'s picture
Submitted by Cory A. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:40pm.

Beer and pussy... Baldwin heaven!

jiggywiddit's picture
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:29pm.

Tap that heinie.

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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK

Submitted by itsmzsuz2u on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:11pm.

Pussy on tap

grover's picture
Submitted by grover on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:09pm.

Heineken took drastic steps to ensure its latest slogan - "Drink Heineken; Get Pussy" - wasn't misleading, so it gives you one free with every case (your choice of Longhair, Shaved, or Ginge)

TSS's picture
Submitted by TSS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:59pm.

Smelly Cat!... WTF are they feedin your ass?

AXE's picture
Submitted by AXE on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:57pm.

The red light district in Amsterdam has really fallen...they'll put any pussy in a window now.

Madam Pince's picture
Submitted by Madam Pince on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:57pm.

I done haz Heineken!

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AXE's picture
Submitted by AXE on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:55pm.

Only pussies get drunk on Heineken.

Ikcor's picture
Submitted by Ikcor on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:48pm.

tominjersey ftw!

Submitted by miamioutdoorsguy on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:46pm.

Joe Six Pack's idea of a great Friday night.

Submitted by sabina1971 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:44pm.

Spaghetti cat's lesser known younger brother, "Beer pussy"

Submitted by TFBuckFutter on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:39pm.

It was all downhill for Morris after 9Lives dropped him....It started out with a couple beers on the weekend, and next thing you know he was buying Krack from Todd Bridges.

Submitted by EvilTwinProductions on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:34pm.

That's enough beer to lay a pussy out!

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Submitted by deejayspicerack on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:32pm.

me + bodega cat = cocktails!

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Submitted by Biel-zee-bub on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:27pm.

I'z in yer storez, 'tween yer chips n beerz, want to be next conservator for Britnee Spearzz.

Have a purpose in life--be a bad example

walker's picture
Submitted by walker on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:18pm.

How cute! Too much Heineken, eh kitty? So adorable!

Submitted by Hcrighton on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:14pm.

Spaghetti Cat got tired of learning how to use utensils, so he decided to learn something useful: How to tap a keg.

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Submitted by rockylife1968 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:13pm.

I guess Heineken's competitors gave up on the "skunky" campaign and now they are going with this?

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:13pm.

Smelly cat, smelly cat, what are they feeding you? Heineken, Heineken, it's not your fault!

Submitted by bluejello on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:11pm.

Next MTV documentary: Spaghetti Cat - Nine Lives.

Cookie123's picture
Submitted by Cookie123 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:07pm.

Last night I popped a Keg and a red pussy came out! whoaa!

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:07pm.

Damn, that pussy don't have a belly button either. Whassup, drink Heinekin and lose your Belly button?

Sweetas's picture
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:05pm.

A puss between a some Krack and a Heiny. And??

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El B - *playing Barry White softly with candles lit* Enticing? What?? That's just crazy. *unbuttons shirt further*

cincop's picture
Submitted by cincop on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:56pm.

The reincarnation of Hohan made many Hindus lose faith.

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cincop's picture
Submitted by cincop on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:54pm.

I'm a kitty, get me out of here.

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Submitted by Elentari on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:51pm.

Free pussy with every Hein-y

Submitted by shayiscool1 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:47pm.

Heineken...knockin' pussies out since 1873.

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Submitted by kdracofan on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:43pm.

Pussy and beer? what else can a man as for!?

icebunny's picture
Submitted by icebunny on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:24pm.

Feed Molly Ringwald some beer and she'll show you her leg's spread red Pussy

***** If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the "up"-button ****

Submitted by chicketieboo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:21pm.

Dude! when I asked you earlier to get us beer that would attract some pussy, this is NOT what I had in mind.

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Submitted by red_varga on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:19pm.

iM iN UR LOLCAT.... cn hs chzbrg... ahhh fuck offf then.

Submitted by frnndo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:00pm.

There really are twenty-six pints in that thing...

Submitted by The Hoople on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:00pm.

That's Lohans pussy alright. Reddish, wasted and easy to pet.

Submitted by babigirl27208 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:00pm.

Garfield might be hot but he don't have what is takes to touch my puur-fect little Heine?

Submitted by The Hoople on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:59pm.

Britney's decoy pussy has foiled the TMZ cameras again

Submitted by IrishPride77 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:49pm.

Where's Dr. Drew when you need him?

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Submitted by bambam on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:44pm.

I've always said Heineken is for pussies.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU

Submitted by nemoisemo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:41pm.

Fame and fortune proved too much for Spaghetti cat too handle.

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Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:39pm.

Heinekitty, Heinekitty, kitty kitty kitty....
*burp* Bud please.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

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Submitted by Triscuit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:38pm.

THAT is why I stopped drinking,I found a pussy that was not mine!

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

Submitted by tominjersey on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:38pm.

Lesbian nirvana: Beer, chips and some passed out pussy.

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Submitted by Barb Dwyer on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:38pm.

Heinekat.

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Submitted by Rachael H on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:35pm.

My pussy always gets worn out after an all-night kegger at the frat house too.......but I can never remember why?

Ashton Cruz's picture
Submitted by Ashton Cruz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:29pm.

Sorry but I don't drink Heineken, tastes like pussy.

Submitted by maccoombs on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:25pm.

Spaghetti Cat's family secret. The unemployed, alcoholic brother, Heineken cat.

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Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:23pm.

NoAnjlxxxxxxxxxxxloveyoumorethanyouknow!!

Thank God you're here, Sweetas was enticing me with her sexual typing!! Not that i mind, but, damn shes wild!! :o)

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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:20pm.

Lamest pussy cam ever.

Submitted by ToeKnee on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:20pm.

Im in ur deli
gettin drunkz

Submitted by ajk1982 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 3:19pm.

Red hair pussy and beer....sounds like SamRons kinda night....

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