Friday, November 21st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 20th!
My name is Heiney
the feliney,
and I can lick mah own vaginey. - Mel-Tang
Runners-up:
Always prepared, Milo has Fresh Step in a Gatorade bottle for his drunk pissing - Provolone
Pussy and beer. The holiday gift for that special guy in your life that you can't go wrong with. - Anonymous101
Free heiny tapping with purchase - Sweetas
Thanks Ray
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Seeee.. I TOLD you that a couple of Heineken's would knock the pussy out!
Anjers love!! XOXOXOXO ElB and I were just uh, just... Hey look, beer! lol Glad you're here, grab a little heiny!
~~~She is my favorite. I saw her on a singles dating site ~~~*** S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m *** ~~~ yesterday, someone said she is looking for someone she can love, who loves her back, so she uploaded her hot photos there. I was pleasantly surprised after I found her there. Is she a single mom or want to be now?----
Poor Lindsay sits in the window, her keg untapped and her kitty all licked out.
Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:37pm.
Pussy,beer,heiny...all thats needed is a pair of tits and i'll...well, go home alone as usual.
JA!!!!!!!! LMAO - not if I'm around!!! ;)
BIFFERS!!! DUDE!! XOXOXO
The surgeon who worked on Tara Reid's belly is found wallowing in his own misery.
ElB LOL!! *zips up* Face? What? lol
My owner Paris Hilton, is single again!!!
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My ass almost exploded out of gayness - Micheal K.
cold beer and pussy...what more could a man want?
Not even a mini keg of Heiny can get Spaghetti Cat out of Rex's head.
Finally, pussy and heine on the same tap.
What! You gonna put me on blast because I'm dutch?
Grow up Bill O'reilly! Grow up!
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My ass almost exploded out of gayness - Miheal K.
The cat is out of the bag, and into the keg.
How Katherine Zeta Jones's kitty gears up for date night.
Dude - deal, I'll give you mine if you give me yours! Aroooo! lol
El B - never washing this cheek again!! ;)
Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:45pm.
How Katherine Zeta Jones gears up for date night.
Dude - deal, I'll give you mine if you give me yours! Aroooo! lol
El B - never washing this cheek again!! ;)
Cheek? Damn, you dont know me....well, not the cheek on your face anyway! :o)
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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov
Give her some beer and she is a little drunk pussy
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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My greatest fantasy: A little pussy and lot of Heineken
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"Money is the magic wand that turns many a frog into a prince" - ChubbyWubby
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Heiny and kitty right up in the window for all the world to see? Britney's back bitches!!
There's nothing I like more after a long day than cracking open a tall cold can of pussy!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
What a pussy....four beers and he's down for the count!!
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All we are....is dust in the wind, dude.
-Ted "Theodore" Logan
Danny Bonaduce's plan to steal a more manly-sized set of nuts was almost complete. Sleep, kitty, sleep...
Friends play an important part in our life. I find many nice friends at the rich singles & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^ S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m ^^ ^^^^. They are honest and humorous. It is a nice site. You will be pleasantly surprised after you find them.
How much is that kitty in the window...
The one that likes lager and ale...
ELB-Not mine, it's jiggywiddit's. Can't take credit. MK must've been drunk.
the DUDE! abides...
I can has rehab now??
Finally, a window display for the men right before the holiday shopping season- beer and pussy!
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I didn't hit you. I simply high-fived your face.
"I'm drunk and proud of it! Meow!"
Pussy,beer,heiny...all thats needed is a pair of tits and i'll...well, go home alone as usual.
Sweeeeeeeeeeetas *slurp*
Come on, i'm expecting lots of captions off you!
DUDE. Congrats, just seen it!!
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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov
Sweetas-Please don't tell, it's our secret, gimme yer pinkie. ;)
the DUDE! abides...
Pussy in the front, Heiney in the back.
Iz On Yr Keg!
Sleepn Lik A Drunk
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I'm doubling over with cruel internal silent laughter.
If you don't talk to your cat about catnip, then who will?
I finally get her alone in my place and now I can't decide if I want to tap that Heiney or go straight for her Kitty?
Poor Morris, after 9Lives Catfood fired him, he moved away from Hollywood; now he spends his days wasted in a little bar in Del Rio.
As a marketing gimmick Pringles placed a cat on a Keg of Heineken and asked it to choose which would be a better "munchies" snack; us or Krackers?
Poor Jennifer Aniston, hasn't had her heiny tapped in so long her kitty's asleep.
ElB and Dude, you hot studz!! Good to cyber see ya. XOXOXOXO Dude, you're such a gentleman. Don't worry, I won't tell ;)
Heineken refreshes the parts other beers cannot reach.
The C word!
Yeah, i got nothing on today's CT. Bone dry.
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"hmmmm so this is why I didn't feel anything when I was neutered"
There are only two things us men need in life and that is a Fat pussy and our Heineken
PETA’s new ad campaign: "I’d rather drink Heiney than eat pussy".
(:P This one is bloody hard!)
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You fargin sneaky bastage!
Jeebus Paris, everyone's already seen it.
Pete Doherty's kittens try to adjust to life on the outside.
Pete Doherty's kittens try to adjust to life on the outside.
Not quite the sophisticated look that Jocelyn Wildenstein was hoping for.
"Captain... There is something wrong with the transporter... We were unable to lock on to Romulin Pussy"
Please tell me that Toonces did NOT just call that Animal Control Officer "Sugar Tits"!!!
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You're under arrest, sugar!
Coupla Slim Jims and it's a perfect night.
the DUDE! abides...
See only Pussy's pass out after drinking Heineken...
@DUDE! Paris thread now shes single. jeffro was asked by sugaroo would he hit it!
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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov