Friday, November 21st 2008

The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 20th!

My name is Heiney
the feliney,
and I can lick mah own vaginey. - Mel-Tang

Runners-up:

Always prepared, Milo has Fresh Step in a Gatorade bottle for his drunk pissing - Provolone

Pussy and beer. The holiday gift for that special guy in your life that you can't go wrong with. - Anonymous101

Free heiny tapping with purchase - Sweetas

Thanks Ray

Posted by: Michael K


Dinner and something to wash it down.

DUDE's picture

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:11pm.

Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov

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Just out of curiosity? Exactly what and where am I pushing? :)

the DUDE! abides...

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:13pm.

Dear El Bastardo,

Which pussy looked better then?

hahahahaha

This one...seriously!! :o)

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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov

jazzfish_77's picture

Plenty of beer, potato chips, and the ability to lick my own balls...why, I must be in heaven.

El Bastardo's picture

This beer tastes like cats piss....and shit, furballs....

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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov

MstrFantastic66's picture

Damn, he can't handle his liquor. PUSSY!

Dear El Bastardo,

Which pussy looked better then?

hahahahaha

El Bastardo's picture

Fttfttfttftt....psssssssssssst...ahhhhhhhhhhh!

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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by El Bastardo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:11pm.
Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:08pm.

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:07pm.
MK, why did you use the same picture two days in a row.

lol
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Not the same pic.

M.E. think about it!!

Hahahaha rocky!!
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Hmm, drunk ginge whore yesterday, drunk ginge pussy today..

Whoops. My bad. You're right!

Just because I drink and pass out by 9:30pm, don't call me a pussy!

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by DUDE on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:10pm.
Decisions, decisions. The puss or the heiny, which do you tap first?
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So far I like this one the best!

El Bastardo's picture

Submitted by M.E. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:08pm.

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:07pm.
MK, why did you use the same picture two days in a row.

lol
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Not the same pic.

M.E. think about it!!

Hahahaha rocky!!

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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov

M.E.'s picture

I can haz barf bowl puhleez?

DUDE's picture

Decisions, decisions. The puss or the heiny, which do you tap first?

the DUDE! abides...

M.E.'s picture

Dumb drunk whore yesterday.....drunk ginge pussy today. Coincidence?

El Bastardo's picture

Damn, this is early!!

I can haz beerz, vomitz and hangovaz?

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Dunno Sugar...I wouldn't touch her with ElB's dick and Dude pushing. Jeffro11 19 Nov

This is the new poster for: Don't take sand to the beach.

DebFrmHell's picture

Heine Kataen.....

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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08

Why buy the cat? With a Heinekin that big, you can get all the pussy you want.

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by rockylife1968 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:07pm.
MK, why did you use the same picture two days in a row.

lol
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Not the same pic.

KD's picture

It's the three major food groups!: Potato Chips, Pussy and Beer. Mmm.

Sweetas's picture

M.E.♥♥ ty! ;)

U want heiny tapz? lol

Deb's picture

"It's all about the pussy."

"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"

snowpiece's picture

awwww Dreamboat's kitties are old enough to go drinking on their own now! time flies!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

Goes to show that if you buy them the good beer, they will be giving out the pussy for free.

MK, why did you use the same picture two days in a row.

lol

Hairicane's picture

EVERY DAY IS OCTOBERFEST!!

-dool-'s picture

-DOOLminded-
Beer: God's gift to man as the best means of attracting pussy

M.E.'s picture

No more kegs stands for you!

jazzfish_77's picture

Snoop Catt made it into The Netherlands without any visa issues. What's the fucking problem?

Goes to show if you buy them expensive beer they will be giving out the pussy for free

Hiney's and a pussy.

Goes to show if you buy them expensive beer they will be giving out the pussy for free

Awww, isn't that sweet of MK to show us his own Pussy Cam now that the Puppy Live Feed is ending soon?

Pussy & beer, doesn't get any better.

on the heels of a horrible breakup with Benji Madden's cat, Paris' pussy gets drunk and passes out in public just like her mommy. No worries, Nachos BellPussy is waiting in the wings...

M.E.'s picture

Submitted by Sweetas on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 2:04pm.
Free heiny tapping with purchase
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BWAHAHAHAHAHH!

M.E.'s picture

That's what happens when your pussy eats all the Krack and washes it down with Heineken!

Sweetas's picture

Free heiny tapping with purchase

Wino's lost cat's been found!

snowpiece's picture

Sweetas: owwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww! LOL you know I lubs it.
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i

jazzfish_77's picture

"Posh got Beck's, Balthazar got Miller, I guess I'm stuck with the Heineken." - Justin Timberlake

TITS's picture

Submitted by Mel-Tang on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 1:54pm.

My name is Heiney
the feliney,
and I can lick mah own vaginey.
*

For the Win!

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Sweetas's picture

snowy♥! *grabs your boobs* Wait, how do they say "hi" where you're from? ;)

This pic is darling. Love the lolcats captions!

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

Alkomaholic Aminals.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Sweetas's picture

It's just a marketing scam. Half the population already has heiny and pussy in the convenient two-pack.

LOVE ANDERSON's picture

This picture is just to cute.
It's howd to mek fun.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

bryden78's picture

Thirsty? Grab a Heiny...or a pussy.

TSS's picture

"Nobody knows....the trouble I've seen..."

Queen Justine's picture

Apparently the AAA (Alcoholic Animals Anonymous) group Fat Boy started has only drove the animals towards drinking.