Friday, November 21st 2008
The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For November 20th!
My name is Heiney
the feliney,
and I can lick mah own vaginey. - Mel-Tang
Runners-up:
Always prepared, Milo has Fresh Step in a Gatorade bottle for his drunk pissing - Provolone
Pussy and beer. The holiday gift for that special guy in your life that you can't go wrong with. - Anonymous101
Free heiny tapping with purchase - Sweetas
Thanks Ray
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ElB? writer's block???????????? ;P
MK is making fun of defensless alchoholic animals, AGAIN!!! ;P
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Friends play an important part in our life. I find many nice friends at the rich singles & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^ S i n g l e p a r e n t K i s s . C o m ^^ ^^^^. They are honest and humorous. It is a nice site. You will be pleasantly surprised after you find them.
Nothing attracts pussy like heineken and pringles.
Always prepared, Milo has Fresh Step in a Gatorade bottle for his drunk pissing
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
I can haz keg!
If you had your balls cut off, you'd probably lay around drinking beer all day too.
My name is Heiney
the feliney,
and I can lick mah own vaginey.
Rich and famous people suck.
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RIMADYL KILLS
Drunk ginger pussy?? Is Lindsey Lohan standing on a mirror?
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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"
Spaghetti Cat's ostracized uncle, Heiney Cat, who is always inappropriate at family reunions.
I don't care how much beer or how many nipples you have, I'm not going home with you.
My two favorite things on prom night. Beer and pussy.
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The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom. -- Wm. Blake
Hey! You got your pussy in my heiny!
No Kitty! That's a Bad Kitty! This is My Heineken!
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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!
What a pussy, can't even hold his liquor.
Her email stated "WILL TRADE PUSSY FOR BEER", but it wasn't what Frank had in mind.
wow, my pussy tastes like beer.
How much is that pussy in the windowwww...
"You think this is bad???... You should see the pussy in the last 'Caption This' contest!"
I see that Spaghetti Cat's 15 minutes of fame is up.
Didn't Frank Zappa write a song about this?
Free with Purchase - Drunk Pussy!
COME DRINK HEINEKEN AND YOU CAN PET MY PUSSY!
This is the only way Paris' pussy can handle it all
SMART KITTY!!
Iz gardin' da ber wif mah Ninja sleep skillz.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
"Damn it, Bert. If Spaghetti Cat has taught us anything, always start drinking AFTER a full stomach! Fuck."
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
Now that the live feed puppehs are leaving us, what else are we supposed to watch???
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Not wanting to put its paw in a dyke, the cat does the next best thing to deal with being homesick for Holland.
Heineken makes my pussy purrrr too..
great promo, dreambots cat for heineken
after his tour with amy whinehouse, spaghetti cat is starting in his own downward spiral.
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not a natural firecrotch.
A little Heine makes the pussy go down.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Heineken is also German for "pussy."
Forget craving CRAVES. This pussy went all out for some HEINY.
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Awwwwww.....
Wino Kitteh.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
no comment- i just think this is too cute!
Everyone thought it would be best for Britney and her cat, if he was placed elsewhere. Especially the cat.
Lohan's pussy the morning after its done the Dutchie (beer).
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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A little pussy, a little Heine..who could ask for more?
Stop fuckin' calling me spaghetti cat I have other hobbies!!!
(insert generic comment below)
"That pussy looks tapped!
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
Proof positive that Catnip is a gateway drug.
Spaghetti Cat's US tour took a unexpected trip to the Spears household.
Pussy and beer. The holiday gift for that special guy in your life that you can't go wrong with.
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hQbwt-dicpo
"those freaking Puppies drove me to this!"
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
Heinekitty is the new chihuahua.
LOL CTH!
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"This is MK. He started it" angel_i
So that's what a heineken hair ball looks like.
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"We do not gnaw on our kitties"
Dr. Evil
If Heineken makes pussy look THIS good, I'm retiring the Bud keg.
I haz beers in heres!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."