Thursday, November 20th 2008

That's Not What It Means

The Road Runner is still bad, because Alien Princess RiRi refuses to give him his 'do back. Winter is coming and he's going to have a cold head. That's sad and hurtful. In addition to still wearing the Road Runner's stolen hair on her head, she also got a new tattoo.......

At last night's UNICEF Snowflake Lighting Ceremony in NYC, RiRi explained to People about the meaning of the new tattoo on her claw, "It's tribal. It represents strength and love. It hurt like hell!"

Um. Alien Princesses do not feel pain. That tattoo also doesn't represent strength and love. It's some kind of message to her home planet or some shit. She's already got the map to her planet on her back. I'm convinced that all her 10,000 tattoos are like pieces to a puzzle and when they are all complete, her alien subjects will come to earth and finally make us all her slaves. Yes, I watched "Stargate" recently.

Below is RiRi at that Gucci party last night and then at the Snowflake Lighting Ceremony earlier in the evening.

Wireimage, Splash

Posted by: Michael K


Hysteria, you inspired me to google youtube,

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PmNQjDDJLn4

I giggled myself silly over that 'un.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:01pm.

OK, I am going to be really really mean.
She looks like a tall dwarf.
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A dwarf on a stretcher type a thingy eh? Hmm. Interesting. *bursts out laughing*

Mrs. K., you rock my world!

WTF's picture

She usually looks so good, but this hair has got to go.

Miss Priss's picture

hey Okie, don't be bogarting the joint! Pass the dutchie yo!

Mrs.K...i'm skeered. You know it's stupid but death scares me

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

oklahoma's picture

I think its funny how MK says "That's not what it means!" all sassy like, I can hear him snap his fingers, too!

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

parissucksliterally's picture

her legs are an okay shape, but she has no muscle tone IMO.....so they are ugly to me.

thanks Hysteria! I love that song!
BTW, I will not repeat the comment, but you made one a couple of weeks ago, that made me LOVE you.

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yeah baby, yes I know what I am, and yes I don't give a damn, and you'll be loving it
-Christina Aguilera "Keeps Getting Better"

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Submitted by parissucksliterally on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:57pm.
ok, I am sick of Rhianna. She has a few good songs, but I haven't liked anything off this CD. Her voice is such a whine......

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Agreed. i like your Christina Aguilera siggie. That girl has pipes.

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oklahoma's picture

*takes joint from MissPriss* *totally bogarts it* Muaahahaahaa!!

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

OK, I am going to be really really mean.
She looks like a tall dwarf.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat

M.E.'s picture

Bradi - OMG! You just HAD to go there didn't you.

BWAHAHAHHAHHAAHAA!

Hysteria's picture

Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:56pm.

Yes, people in my state are quite aware. As you say, "awareness and education is [sic]" key.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:56pm.

Yuck! I can see her tag poking out! Tags are for.. well.. hags!! hahahaaaa!! What? What did you think I was about to say? huh?
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lmao! Did you happen to catch the 'size' on her tags? I'm curious as to what size she actually is because she seems to carry her weight very well. -And, I disagree about her having ugly legs, her legs can look SMOKIN' but some photos can be unflattering no matter how thin or shapely your legs are. Just MHO.

Mrs.Kravitz's picture

Man you never know when you gonna go!!!

absolutely...
it's a sobering thought
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat

Miss Priss's picture

Okie, you clever girl you!!! *passes joint*

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

parissucksliterally's picture

ok, I am sick of Rhianna. She has a few good songs, but I haven't liked anything off this CD. Her voice is such a whine......

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yeah baby, yes I know what I am, and yes I don't give a damn, and you'll be loving it
-Christina Aguilera "Keeps Getting Better"

oklahoma's picture

Yuck! I can see her tag poking out! Tags are for.. well.. hags!! hahahaaaa!! What? What did you think I was about to say? huh?

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:52pm.

in our state, carbon monoxide detectors are required along with smoke detectors in all homes & offices.
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Therefore, perhaps you have more 'awareness' in your state and people put them in of their own volition, because I can tell you this, sista, people are hard to regulate [especially in older homes]. New homes being built on the otherhand would at least have them put in since they are mandatory. In the end though, awareness and education is the key.

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Submitted by Hekki on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:45pm.
Beautiful girl but (I know - I always say this) her legs are terrible. WHY does she keep wearing the short skirts?

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I know too! those boot/shoes are totally unflattering. I like the dress though.

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Hysteria's picture

Loves me some gucci . . . ;D

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Hysteria's picture

in our state, carbon monoxide detectors are required along with smoke detectors in all homes & offices.

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Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:45pm.

Carbon monoxide is a silent killer. I mean, it's odorless. Here in IL it's mandatory by law that everyone has one in their home. I'm always testing mine out.
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I've had a carbon monoxide detector in my home since we built it and the one I have I bought for about 20 bux and plugs right into the hallway outlet and if your life ain't worth twenty bux well... I suggest every family gets one, for peace of mind if anything.

Topic: RiRi is a beautiful woman, she just needs Posh to give her some style tips.

Im a Princess's picture

Hmm, where to start.
That eye shadow looks horrid with what she's wearing-which is all sorts of not cute. The hair, hate the hair. She was so pretty before, with the longer hair and she flubbed it up.
Not liking her look at all these days.

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M.E. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:41pm

John Tesh.
Was he playing with his Electric Light Casio band?

(sorry, couldn't resist)

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Miss Priss's picture

Thanks everyone, I feel weird cuz like I said I didn't know the guy too well, but that's just a freak accident. Scary stuff!!

Carbon monoxide is a silent killer. I mean, it's odorless. Here in IL it's mandatory by law that everyone has one in their home. I'm always testing mine out.

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

Hekki's picture

Beautiful girl but (I know - I always say this) her legs are terrible. WHY does she keep wearing the short skirts?

M.E.'s picture

Miss Priss - that is scary. I was listening to John Tesh this morning (SHUT UP!) he said that it is vital to annually clean and inspect your heating unit otherwise carbon monoxide could build up and be released, killing you and your entire family.

*removes heater from house*

kdracofan's picture

Miss Priss: that's so sad! :(

O/T: love her tats

Mel-Tang's picture

Miss Priss, you don't happen to work for JPMorgan, do you? I just read there may be tons of layoffs. Sorry to hear about this mess. Sorry about your co-worker and his dog, as well. :(

Rich and famous people suck.

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RIMADYL KILLS

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:35pm.

OMG you guys bad news in the office here. I just learned one of our employees died yesterday of carbon monoxide poisoning! He was camping with his 2 dogs and someone found him and one of the dogs dead in a cabin in the woods! Scary! I didn't know him too well, he was at the other office in Michigan! =( Feel sorry for his 2 kids and wife! Right in time for the holidays!!

Man you never know when you gonna go!!!
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How heart breaking. :( That's why I always adhere to my grandma's wisdom in tough times when she says, "If you have your health, you have everything." Or in this case, "YOUR LIFE.".

Wow. Even though you didn't know him well, the grief and empathy you're feeling for him is still palpable. REAL people die too young every day. Each day is a gift.

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Miss Priss on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:35pm

Oh bunny, sadness.

"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!

Clarisse's picture

Jeffro!
Holy Moley! Dat's DRUNK! That's write on my face with a permanant marker drunk!

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Miss Priss's picture

OMG you guys bad news in the office here. I just learned one of our employees died yesterday of carbon monoxide poisoning! He was camping with his 2 dogs and someone found him and one of the dogs dead in a cabin in the woods! Scary! I didn't know him too well, he was at the other office in Michigan! =( Feel sorry for his 2 kids and wife! Right in time for the holidays!!

Man you never know when you gonna go!!!

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

Triscuit's picture

I am a jelluz h8ter cause she worked with my future ex~husband.

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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I

christine the hoff's picture

I love her outfit and I have no hate in me for her. she seems to mind her own bidness and live a decent life, from what I've heard.

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:27pm.

You should never get too drunk to take advantage of yourself. Words to live by!
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Seen it done. After 40 some days at sea we stopped in Hong Kong, and a bunch of us went out and did what sailors do. Next morning I went to check on a buddy, peeked into his rack and there laid the dumb bastard, passed out, naked as the day he was born, Hustler mag across his chest, and sock on his dick. (No, I don't have any pics, just a scarred brain.)

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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*

angry mom's picture

Awww, I likes the RiRi...I think she’s pretty. Please don't throw potatoes at me.

Clarisse's picture

Mrs K.,
No! Our babies would ROCK! They would not puke, poop or cry! They would come out of the room quoting poetry and painting masterpieces!

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Clarisse's picture

LoLo!
Our babies would be better than the Jolie-Pitts!! They would be more better artists tooooo!!!

Jeffro,
Ugh! Yah, i probably will take advantage of myself later too! I have the shittiest headache.

You should never get too drunk to take advantage of yourself. Words to live by!

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force noir's picture

....where is Jaye Davidson today.....?
me pregunto....

loozer's picture

If you’re on the highway and Road Runner goes beep beep.

Just step aside or might end up in a heap.

Road Runner, Road Runner runs on the road all day.

Even the coyote can’t make him change his ways.

Road Runner, the coyote’s after you.

Road Runner, if he catches you you’re through.

Road Runner, the coyote’s after you.

Road Runner, if he catches you you’re through.

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Sitting it out, spinning the dial
Thinking about the chump I've been
I have to smile,didn't I know Easy Come, Easy Go!

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Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:11pm.
LoLo!
I think i wanna have yo babies!!
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do not ask me to baby sit.

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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat

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Submitted by paris herpes on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:22pm.
Did RiRi lose weight? She's looking thin in the outfit. Just curious.

yeah... and what happened after that clip showing her running off stage? is she ill?

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Jeffro

HA true dat. Dude's kinda stoopid. I mean, he's boinking Big tittied frog and all. Jocks....

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:20pm.
Jeffro

Nice story. Now Romo needs to dump that frog he's with and date me. He's sweet? Wow
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You may be a bit too brainy for him...I mean, I've seen complete sentences out of you and everything! LOL

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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*

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I don't care what anyone says I like Umbrella and S.O.S but that's about it.

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Miss Priss's picture

Dot. I know. I love your golden (nut) sack =0)

Hey, they're saying the shitty economy will keep on being shitty until next year! Who knows! Maybe there will be a revolution or something. HA!

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

paris herpes's picture

Did RiRi lose weight? She's looking thin in the outfit. Just curious.

Your face!

Submitted by Miss Priss on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:17pm.

Dot

Yep. I am an accountant and shit just hit the fan here at work.

Let's just say I'm worried I won't have a job in 2 weeks, hence there goes my Xmas! Ahhh I love this shit.
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Scary times. I keep the news on 24/7 in the BG in my home and sometimes I just have to shut the fuckin' news off and take a breather because there is panic in my heart and I'm sure there is panic amongst a lot of us right now. Scary, scary times. Hopefully our economy can recover [by some miracle] but, I'm stocking up now and hoping and praying for the best. :\

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Jeffro

Nice story. Now Romo needs to dump that frog he's with and date me. He's sweet? Wow

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

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christine the hoff on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:17pm.
I like her!
I never saw her twat, never saw her drunk, and I'm sorry, but in the world of "fake" artists, I saw her sing live and she rocked it the fuck out.

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Team RiRi. Yea I like her too because she is not Byawnce.

i like the tat