Thursday, November 20th 2008

That's Not What It Means

The Road Runner is still bad, because Alien Princess RiRi refuses to give him his 'do back. Winter is coming and he's going to have a cold head. That's sad and hurtful. In addition to still wearing the Road Runner's stolen hair on her head, she also got a new tattoo.......

At last night's UNICEF Snowflake Lighting Ceremony in NYC, RiRi explained to People about the meaning of the new tattoo on her claw, "It's tribal. It represents strength and love. It hurt like hell!"

Um. Alien Princesses do not feel pain. That tattoo also doesn't represent strength and love. It's some kind of message to her home planet or some shit. She's already got the map to her planet on her back. I'm convinced that all her 10,000 tattoos are like pieces to a puzzle and when they are all complete, her alien subjects will come to earth and finally make us all her slaves. Yes, I watched "Stargate" recently.

Below is RiRi at that Gucci party last night and then at the Snowflake Lighting Ceremony earlier in the evening.

Wireimage, Splash

Posted by: Michael K


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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:15pm.
LoLo.. How do you know if you are ovulating.. I's just wondering, I seen a homeless dude in th park, that seemed like he'd be a good baby dady. Well not financially, but just the use of the night!!

ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa! ha ha ha
There are a few ways you can tell.
Theres a stick to pee on and there is some cycle counting crap too.

A hobo baby sounds wonderful! Ill take three!

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It's the same tattoo that chris brown has. More matching tattoo's equal true love you know :)

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I get a stealth b*tch vibe from Riri, not sure why.

And damn... she lost a bunch of weight, yet nobody accuses her of having developed an ed.

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Submitted by oklahoma on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:15pm.
LoLo.. How do you know if you are ovulating.. I's just wondering, I seen a homeless dude in th park, that seemed like he'd be a good baby dady. Well not financially, but just the use of the night!!
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OKIE...just read this story...you've got soem competition in picking up homeless guys...

A homeless man who goes by Doc was cashing in change at a Cinemark Theatre in Dallas when a guy walked up and offered to pay his way into the movie. He planned to spend his day passing out fliers and accepted a rain check before realizing that he recognized the generous gentleman. Was that Tony Romo?" Doc asked the worker behind the counter. It sure was. Doc, who requested that his real name not be used, hustled across the street to the consignment store that paid him to occasionally pass out fliers and requested the day off. By the time he got back to the theater, Role Model had already started. Romo, who confirmed the story but didn't want to elaborate, waved Doc over to sit by him and his friend. Doc sheepishly mentioned that he hadn't showered in a few days. "Don't worry about that," Romo said. "I'm used to locker rooms." And so the $67 million quarterback and a man who doesn't have $6.70 to his name sat next to each other and shared laughs for 90 minutes or so.

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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*

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Dot

Yep. I am an accountant and shit just hit the fan here at work.

Let's just say I'm worried I won't have a job in 2 weeks, hence there goes my Xmas! Ahhh I love this shit.

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

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I like her!
I never saw her twat, never saw her drunk, and I'm sorry, but in the world of "fake" artists, I saw her sing live and she rocked it the fuck out.

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LOL..that thing is hideous !! Alien Nation is more like it

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I hate her 'do
it does not help the cause
the cause being her fivehead
head head head

I think she's pretty

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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD

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LoLo.. How do you know if you are ovulating.. I's just wondering, I seen a homeless dude in th park, that seemed like he'd be a good baby dady. Well not financially, but just the use of the night!!

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

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At least she'll explain what her tats mean. Do you hear that Brad?

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The bright blue eye-shadow, pile-of-shit-do, faux haute couture version of a slutty orange cult buddhistical doofus does nothing for me. Nada.

Oh. And the stock market tanked again. YAY! :{

Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 4:11pm.

Jeffro,
Hand job again...hmmmmm
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It's Cranky Times again at the homestead Clarisse! At least I know I'm a sure thing, unless I get too fucked up again... LOL

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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
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Clarisse I am ovulating at the moment.... LMAO!

We would have the best baies ever!
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aaaawwww, Stargate...goodtimes

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I...I...I can't help it I think shes ok, shes not to super annoying to me. I kinda like the dress, that tattoo however is really lame.

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I think she is soo pretty except for the forehead

Frankly my dear, I don't give a Damn!! "Rhett Butler"

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LoLo!
I think i wanna have yo babies!!

Jeffro,
Hand job again...hmmmmm

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IT HAS THE SAME MEANING AS HER OTHER TATOOS, JUST LIKE EVERY SINGLE ONE OF HER FUCKING SHITTY LAAME ANNOYING SONGS EXACTLY THE SAME AND YOU FUCKHEADS LISTEN TO THIS SHIT???

Hope the Cartier bracelet on her hand means more to her significant other than it did to mine. They are cool bracelets. I love the little gold screwdriver they give you with them.

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Looks like she swung and missed wiping her ass after a sweaty messy shit

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"They lie about marijuana. Tell you pot-smoking makes you unmotivated. Lie! When you're high, you can do everything you normally do, just as well. You just realize that it's not worth the fucking effort"

when she gives hand jobs it looks like the dick has a beard...

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"Waaaarrrrrriiiorsss, come out to pla-ay!"
*clink clink clink*

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Aren't her 15 minutes up yet? Beam her back up to the mothership so she can be reunited with the rest of her five-headed clan.

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She is a bit annoying, to me anyways! I watched a movie called Bring it On #20 or something,, And it had Hayden P & Solange Knowles *LMAO* and it listed Rihanna as one of the 3 names on the info page.. Ri was in it for like 15-20 minutes.. Why would they not list another name. She needs to wear a fannie pack over her face..

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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!

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This tattoo on my hand made it hard for me to carry my umbrella ella ella hey hey oww owww
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