Thursday, November 20th 2008
Looks Like Somebody Got A Hold Of Daddy's Bottle Of Sun-In
Katie Price launched her line of lingerie today in England and brought her 3-year-old son Junior with her. She wanted Harvey to come along instead, because more people show up when he's around, but he won't have anything to do with that whorey shit.
I'm not a mommy or anything, but isn't 3 a little too young to highlight your kid's hair? When I 5 I told my mom I wanted blonde hair. She handed me a yellow t-shirt and told me to wear that shit over my head. I did and I thought I looked like Barbie. I'm easily fooled.
Maybe Katie and Peter probably thought the highlights would compliment his future spray tan, earring and tattoo arm band. He'll get those things next year.
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I'm so jealous. All I wanted was long hair when I was a little girl. That and long sparkly dresses, oh and to marry Davy Jones.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Clarisse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:43pm.
I, too, wanted a pixie cut. My mom told me that she did not enough money for me to get my hair trimmed every month and she'd be damned before she would trim it.
I got my hair cut for the first time when I was nineteen. I could sit on my hair; it literally took hours to dry and I could not use a hair dryer because it was too long.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Mrs. K, Impertinent Vixen
I cut my hair super short about 7 years ago. My husband HATED it. I was always getting compliments from women though.
What DOESN'T Katie Price have a "line" of?
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Sun In turns your hair into Rusty Rinse-lites.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
ha ha ha a turd shaped baby! HA HA Hwhat?
I love that song Mrs. K!
Me and my friend were listening to that on a very special St. Patrics day ad well i will just say we got kicked out of the Dark Room on ludlow for causing ruckuss in the ladies room adn i woke up with one foot in a open beef taco and my jacket still on.
Im barely even irish and my friend is a russian jew, but that day we were FUCKING IRISH!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Gebus!! Mrs K. and JIM get a room!!!
*teehee I got to say for once!!!*
Re: Pixie cuts...I would have DIED for a pixie cut as a little girl. I did not have my first hair cut until I was 17 years old.
My pops motto was "Girls have long hair, boys have short hair"
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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:39pm.
Do it
Take your mama out all night
So she'll have no doubt that we're doing oh the best we can
We're gonna do it
Take your mama out all night
You can stay up late 'cause baby you're a full grown man
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
ROFLMAV;ALSDKGV;LDFKB;SLDF sl;kdfhgo'iwerygoiaryguioqea!
LoLo!!!!!!! holy shit a turd shaped like a baby just came out of me
Modified pixie cut (bangs cut by putting scotch tape on my bangs and cutting above it)...cat eye glasses. I can't do short hair now. It has to be about shoulder length. When I had a very short (one-inch long) haircut in my 40's, my friends all called me "Butch." Lovely.
Submitted by jim on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:37pm.
I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU MRS. K...I AM JUST SAYING!!
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and I would crawl across crushed glass on my belly for you, mon amour
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by Hysteria on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:37pm.
I think you're right about that, MK. Based on the bleached blondes I know, peroxide does seem to cause brain damage.
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Jordan/Katie must be doing her young daughter in (Princess?) because homegirl looks like SpongeBob's special sister.
Oh shit, i read that wrong but fuck it, pressed post comment
My mother used to shave our asses and teach us how to walk backwards because all the beautiful children were doing that at the time and well, momma is a trend follower not a setter.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:35pm.
CTH: I had the CAT'S EYE GLASSES too! Fucked-up childhood times!
seriously, I remember BEGGING my mom for a purple polyester pant suit with matching rayon scarf.
I'm going to go cry in my closet.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I WOULD NEVER CHEAT ON YOU MRS. K...I AM JUST SAYING!!
"I'm not a mommy or anything, but isn't 3 a little too young to highlight your kid's hair? "
I think you're right about that, MK. Based on the bleached blondes I know, peroxide does seem to cause brain damage.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:33pm.
Right on. Funny thing is, I have a similar haircut now and I love it!
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I wish I could rock the short hair, but...well let's just say that when I had short hair I got asked out a lot...by other women.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Some moms in my neighborhood would put bowls on their lil boys heads and cut the hair around it, hence the bowl cut. Shit was mass hysteria.
Holy shit. Why does her back have abs?
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:33pm.
I had my first pair in kindergarten, I flunked the eye test in preschool... our family's eyes sux ass.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
He's very cute. Momma is kinda-freaky, though.
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How can you thank God for a song that the Devil helped you write?
CTH: I had the CAT'S EYE GLASSES too! Fucked-up childhood times!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:31pm.
Submitted by jim on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:27pm.
IF SHE DIDN'T WEAR SO MUCH MAKEUP I WOULD LOVE TO TAP THAT ASS IN FRONT OF HARVEY!!
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can I watch?
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I just busted a gut laughing at this. I find it hard to hate humanity sometimes.
Yes, I am another pixie victim who longed for long hair.
My mom said "If you think I am going to brush and braid your hair everyday you got another thing comin'!"
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Nothing says "Let's do that sexay thing" like bringing a toddler to the launch.
Once again, Katie Pee-Pee has advertized her stupidity.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Ok, Junior is cute, but does a 3 year old really need to see his mommy parading around in her G-String?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:31pm.
Cat eye glasses smack asses!
When I had to get glasses in 3rd grade, I BEGGED to get John Lennon wire rims. My parents said no, so I got blue cat eye glasses. It is then I learned the meaning of the phrase,"cut off your nose to spite your face".
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:23pm.
Oh, the fucking pixie! I hated it! You must be children of the 60's too.
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Right on. Funny thing is, I have a similar haircut now and I love it!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:29pm.
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:23pm.
Oh, the fucking pixie! I hated it! You must be children of the 60's too.
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Actually, I was a kid of the 70's but my mom was just a decade behind, and she still is. She probably will start worrying about Y2K next year.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:27pm.
I had the same haircut and I would take a kitchen towel and hand it off my head with my dog's collar to hold on and it usually didn't fall off.
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HAHAH that's where Aubrey O'day got the dog collar as a head band! I knew these skanks have no ideas of their own, they steal it all from us the common folk ;)
Submitted by jim on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:27pm.
IF SHE DIDN'T WEAR SO MUCH MAKEUP I WOULD LOVE TO TAP THAT ASS IN FRONT OF HARVEY!!
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can I watch?
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
forget the highlights
why is he at a lingerie party?
what the?
PIXIE HAIRCUTS AND CAT EYE GLASSES TIME, MAKE THE WITCH EYES.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I don't know why but, I'm always get weirded out by woman that have no waist or hips it just looks so...awkward. Its made even more bizzare when they have bolt-on tits. Jordan looks beat as hell for 29(?). Those poor kids, hopefully they'll rebel and be doctors or something. And LMAO at her not having an ass. I can't even imagine how miserable that must be LOL.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:23pm.
My mother insisted upon giving me the pixie haircut (the one Katiebot has) throughout my childhood. When I wanted to play dress up and have long hair, I pinned a brown towel to my head with bobby pins. I then flipped it around like Cher.
Good times.
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I had the same haircut and I would take a kitchen towel and hang it off my head with my dog's collar to hold on and it usually didn't fall off. Memories...
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
Submitted by ILoveRArmitage on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:27pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:23pm.
Oh, the fucking pixie! I hated it! You must be children of the 60's too.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Happy Hour on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:11pm.
LMAO.. yes, that's exactly what my abuelita would've done...
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We had a friend who's mom wouldn't let her grow her hair and because my sisters and i had long hair (and you know how kids are,) she'd tie a towel to her head and pretend her hair was long. meeeemoriiiiies.
jordan/katie should've used some of boob money to buy implants for her ass...where is it?
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Lord she has the same little non-ass going on that I have!
Don't laugh! I have no booty! my sexytimes are messed up cause he has nothing to grab!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I'm actually working on a painting on and off today. When I look at Katie's face, all I can see is yellow ochre.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Okay, I hate that she has such a nice body because I can't stand her- biotch!
Oh, and back fat?? Did someone say she has back fat? I must have missed it because I don't think I saw any fat on that brod...again, bitoch.
IF SHE DIDN'T WEAR SO MUCH MAKEUP I WOULD LOVE TO TAP THAT ASS IN FRONT OF HARVEY!!
good lord, on what planet do you dye a child's hair much less a boy child??
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Thanks Deb. Yeah, I am nuts, but appearently not when it comes to my knowledge of important things like this. : )
I wonder if her son kept pointing at her during the course of the show teaching the other children where babies come from. I bet he knows more than I do about that now...
her body looks young & decent (except for the implants) & i think she put on some needed weight, but her face is hard & super creepy...why does she think all that heavy make up & fake hair & tanning makes her look good? i actually think she is probably a lot dumber than we all think.
maybe the 3 year old needs gay highlights if he is going to be the model she wants him to be...he is a cute kid though.
Yuck, what a classy example of motherhood. How the hell did she win a mother of the year award in England? If that's what a good mother does, what the hell do the losers do?
She has a very masculine hip/crotch area. No curves and very manly. Gross.
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I don't want to possess you, I wish to marry you because I love you.
Look back... look back at me.
Are you coming home with me?
My mother insisted upon giving me the pixie haircut (the one Katiebot has) throughout my childhood. When I wanted to play dress up and have long hair, I pinned a brown towel to my head with bobby pins. I then flipped it around like Cher.
Good times.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
Deb "He probably has a worse complex from seeing his daddy running around in mommy's sexy underwear."
Bwahahaha!! So true!
devilgirl
You may be nuts, but you're right about Katie/Jordan. ;)
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
She really is rough looking in those pictures of her with the kid. Maddox has a way better color stylist, but then he can afford the best.