Thursday, November 20th 2008
This Is How It's Done
Shane Mercado and Beyonce have both been dethroned as the reigning Sasha Fierce! Cubby from 96.1 The Beat in Charlotte has shown them both exactly how it's done. Just keep your eyes up while watching. Don't look down. Trust me. Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions. You will wake up in the middle of the night screaming, "Why does it look like the Elephant Man's face down there?" Just watch his hot moves from the torso up.
And even the camera knows this shit it's hot. It's shaking its ass with him.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:15pm.
I have never even been in a Sam's Club. That's sad, isn't it? But after hearing that I think I'm glad. Oh, see. I'd have to sue. The lasagna turned out ok, I think, because my boy had two servings. Not that he needs to get used to having dinner ready or anything because I will make a sucky housewife, but it's nice every now and then.
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TITS, splain that upper peepee region ta me? Je ne me no understando faux pas...Yeah, that's French, bitches, I speak French and shit...
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all fat, no muscle - the dudes got what is sometimes referred to as an apron. It hangs down over his peepee area giving the illusion of girth, when it is in fact flab.
I doubt he could run fast, or put up much of a fight and I KNOW that's the info you're really looking for.
TL - who taste tests canned cat food and kibbles? I've always wondered.
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Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:35pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:07pm.
Um, Kay, the peepee region= HWAT!
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Do you find that lard is good for your coat? You'd be better off mixing in some raw eggs with your dinner.
cholesterol and all that eh what?
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TITS, splain that upper peepee region ta me? Je ne me no understando faux pas...Yeah, that's French, bitches, I speak French and shit...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I wonder if he screened that before he uploaded it?
Submitted by TITS on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:35pm.
Tits, stick to the fucking topic, you cunting hobag. *teekle*
Your avatar fucking kicks ass. :)))))))
Somebody freeze frame this douche with an elephant trunk with the title, "I dance for peanuts."
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:07pm.
Um, Kay, the peepee region= HWAT!
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Do you find that lard is good for your coat? You'd be better off mixing in some raw eggs with your dinner.
cholesterol and all that eh what?
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===>Ha! Tits tore me a new arsehole for it "sandbitch your avie is NOT funny"
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Yeah. And I was right.
Nowt that I think about it, it would have been funny to have posted it November 1st (the day after halloween). Now it's just annoying.
kiss kiss
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Suze, ahahaha! Jinx!
Hey, if we can wear push-up bras with cookies and silly-cone inserts, dude can pack his crotch with a Thanksgiving feast.
It's all good!
More stuffin' than a Thanksgiving Day Turkey.
There's no WAY he's that size.
None whatsoever.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
Um, Kay, the peepee region= HWAT!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
I don't know which is worse, watching this video or knowing this guy doesn't care that people are making fun of him worldwide.
BTW, I briefly dated a guy who looked like Cubby. If I didn't know better, I'd think it was him.
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Am I being punked? That was totally Perez Hilton.
The reason his junk fell out was he bought a ladies leotard instead of a men's leotard. Cheapskate!
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BWHAHAHAHAAHAH I couldn't stop staring at his junk, that's how I roll. Does he have elephant balls or something? That shit ain't right.
How dare you.
ewww I saw his peen pop out in the middle of it
I had to keep myself from barfing
Submitted by Diego on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:47pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:43pm.
I am making lasagna.
My mom's friend found a rat in her frozen Sam's Club lasagna.
It was cooked and on the table. She crunched down on one of its teeth.
So, uh, Diego, homemade is usually better. Kudos to you.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
@Mrs. K--
Exactly what did you ask them to pull? ;-) Depending on what it was that got pulled, I might have fallen on my head too.
So one day I stood up in a wagon and told someone to pull it.--Mrs. K.
@Diego & Sandbitch--
What I found most visually punishing was Barbara
Walters' chesticles hanging down to her chocha area. Senior ladies should ALWAYS wear a bra.
@ Dot--
If my lowrent, indecent, busted self can make you smile, then my work here is done. :-)
You alls is my peeps. I get all warm and mushy just thinking bout ya.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
He needs to shave his back too - but I think that's the LEAST of his problems.
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:18pm.
To those who stand for decency and quality. if you feel beyonce should not sing at the 2008 inauguration SIGN THIS PETITION!
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration
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I don't qualify but i signed.
OMG!! FOPA!!
I think he's wearing spanx! But it's still pretty floppy.
not bad for a big guy. mr sasha fierce is much better however. but overall, beyonce has absolutely nothing on these bitches!
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Annie: "was she a gift?"
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I thought it was FOPA not FUPA. LOLOLOLOL
Rich and famous people suck.
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OMG just..no.
Shane M. is the only one that can do this! lol
Rich and famous people suck.
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*vomits the dinner*
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:43pm.
It's just brutal today. Brutal. There's a lot of fat drifting around here and I am making lasagna. Maybe it's a sign that I need a salad. Of course, it probably won't even be fit to eat since I have never cooked it before and the last time I tried to surprise someone with a meal I ended up setting off the smoke detector. Fucking pancakes.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by Diego on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:42pm.
This site is enough to make me celibate today. Damn. Between the fat guy and his sex ramp, Pamela Anderson's nasty mug, and this nightmare in spandex . . . I don't know where to rest my eyes. I'd take this bitch over Anderson any day of the week though.
===>Some days, MK is just punishing...
This site is enough to make me celibate today. Damn. Between the fat guy and his sex ramp, Pamela Anderson's nasty mug, and this nightmare in spandex . . . I don't know where to rest my eyes. I'd take this bitch over Anderson any day of the week though.
http://daywithoutagay.org/
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:34pm.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:32pm.
He's certainly got the moves. And a big pubic fat pad.
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Seriously, what's going on in the crotchital region? BTW, I love your avatar. I stoled it cuz it's so kewt!
===>Ha! Tits tore me a new arsehole for it "sandbitch your avie is NOT funny"
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:32pm.
He's certainly got the moves. And a big pubic fat pad.
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Seriously, what's going on in the crotchital region? BTW, I love your avatar. I stoled it cuz it's so kewt!
yes, it is official, this site has finally succeeding in scarring me for life.
He's certainly got the moves. And a big pubic fat pad.
You know, in another life, I was......De FUPA WHISPERER. The last survivor of a lost culture of tribesmen who studied de art of de listening to de fupa.
We would partake of de rituals de fupa then be cast out into de wilderness on a fupa quest.
We could not return until we learned de ways of de fupa, to become one wit de fupa.
When de quest was complete, we were given a white horse, grew our hair into de ponytail, wore silky white pirate shirts unbuttoned down to de navel and a fan to make de wind to blow our hair in de sexy way.
Our life mission was to care for de fupa wherever dey may be and to bring pleasure and comfort to lonely fupas everywhere.
Can you hear dat? Dat sound. Listen closely. It is de fupa. Can you not hear it? I can. I understand. I understand de fupa, yes.
It is lonely, it needs de love, yes. It is unhappy, yes. No one understands. I understand. I hear de fupa's cries, yes.
It is your fupa, no? Yes, I think so. I can hear your fupa cry out for love. You say no but de fupa says yes. Do not lie.
Let me, let me listen to your fupa. I understand. I am just a simple bambam to you, yes I know. But de fupa knows. To de fupa, I am......DE FUPA WHISPERER!!! (whoosh)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41APzy5kqBU
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:25pm.
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:18pm.
To those who stand for decency and quality.
Um, that doesn't really describe us, does it?
I kinda thought we were all indecent and lowrent.
*looks around this DL thread*
*nods head*
Yup, indecent and lowrent. But very, very funny.
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Haha! That made me smile. :)
jiggywiddit:
ok quality then lololololol!
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:22pm.
I can't remember what happened 5 minutes ago, but I do remember what happened in nursery school. That's what we called it back in the day.
So one day I stood up in a wagon and told someone to pull it. I immediately fell backward onto my head.
I will never forget that day.
What did I have for lunch today? NO CLUE!!!!!
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by gucci on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:18pm.
To those who stand for decency and quality.
Um, that doesn't really describe us, does it?
I kinda thought we were all indecent and lowrent.
*looks around this DL thread*
*nods head*
Yup, indecent and lowrent. But very, very funny.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
madam s. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:02pm.
gucci,
That website is really funny! I love how much the person viscerally despises her.
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i know isn't it great? the site owner also said he/she has recieved several annoymous calls and emails threatening him to take the site down.
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angry mom: i'm on my way for my masters any yeah. this hot slut is going to make her even more famous and inturn even more money what a shame!
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:08pm.
Frankly, Mrs. K, I can't even remember back to a more innocent time. Can't even remember back to yesterday.
All I can think about is, is he stuffing his 'tard??
Even if his fromagerie is genuine, I could NOT hit it.
But I better MK could....
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
To those who stand for decency and quality. if you feel beyonce should not sing at the 2008 inauguration SIGN THIS PETITION!
http://www.thepetitionsite.com/1/say-no-to-beyonce-at-the-inaguration
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Brenda: "he braught HER to my sons bar mitzvah"
Annie: "was she a gift?"
The first wives club
Its so nice to see Britney's feeling better, and practicing for her "comebaack"
I would just like to thank Michael K and Dlisted for helping me with my diet.
It'll probably be a while before I have an appetite again.
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Surfing the apocalypse.
I have to confess..I looked! EEK!
He looks like a friend of mine who does drag shows in Jurzy. Except my friend has a beard (now). One night I put dolluh bills in his mansiere wif my teefs. But that was after a few shots of tequila and some margaritas..oy the next three days were torture..guess I'm just outta practice.
Oh my god 1:07 not only do you see belly fat peekin' from his leotard, but you see some side ball/gentalia. AAAH! my eyes!!
Why didn't Beyonce get him for SNL? What he lacks in looks, he clearly has in style and grace.
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Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:03pm.
Cubby-hole...I havent heard that word in almost 50 years.
*holding back tears*
Takes me back to a happier more innocent time.
Excuse me, I'm all farklempt.
*blowing nose*
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Looks like he has a hernia.
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