Thursday, November 20th 2008
This Is How It's Done
Shane Mercado and Beyonce have both been dethroned as the reigning Sasha Fierce! Cubby from 96.1 The Beat in Charlotte has shown them both exactly how it's done. Just keep your eyes up while watching. Don't look down. Trust me. Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions. You will wake up in the middle of the night screaming, "Why does it look like the Elephant Man's face down there?" Just watch his hot moves from the torso up.
And even the camera knows this shit it's hot. It's shaking its ass with him.
Thanks Taalsi
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:32pm.
where he hell did he get a leotard that big?
From his Cubby-hole of course.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
I'm soooooooooo sorry that I looked up "fupa".
Fuck you guys very much. Ick.
Cubby and Star Wars Boy could start a support group for people humiliated on the web.
He's really Baby in the Basement's choreographer. He sent her this tape for her next video. YouTube is how they communicate.
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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Have to admit its good to see a Palin supporter break out of his post-election funk!
AHHHHHHHHHH! 1:07ish you can see his kibble and bits. Wow. I will never be the same after this. Thank you Michael K. Thank you so Very Much.
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
i like the way you move it move it:)
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That made my day.
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... they let Sarah Jessica Parker on TV and she looks like a foot - Peter Griffin from Family Guy.
Rumer Willis has no business trying to rock the black unitard.
He's so hot with that hairy back.
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Dick happens! - MK
He should have worn a bikini..so we could see the conjoined twin on his mons pubis dancing too.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Plastic hanger = priceless.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:43pm.
"Big N Tall Ballerinas"?
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hee hee hee
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
chin chin:
this is her second time indirectly asking mr obama if she could sing in january. now if she had any class, she would wait until asked. but j-hud was asked and i feel this is why she's making such a fool of herself asking him.
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Annie: "was she a gift?"
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Mrs. Kravitz,
"Big N Tall Ballerinas"?
All I can say is that I was having a pretty shitty day up until I saw this. I cant hate on him because I really needed that laugh.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:23pm.
Uh, I think he's got a Teletubby in his leotard.
Not right.
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where he hell did he get a leotard that big?
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
I think I heard his mamma yelling at him to turn that shit off and clean up his room.
It was a Nannycam that caught Cubby dancing around his room right? It was posted without his knowledge? He didn't *intentionally* set out to become a world-wide laughing stock?
*weeping for Cubby*
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:15pm.
Dint see that but he's a great actor. I shall check it out.
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
OH MY GOD! What is in his fupa!????
On another note, has anyone ever noticed that the people who videotape themselves dancing and put it up on YouTube always have the most drab and cluttered houses?
I'm scared...hold me...lol
Uh, I think he's got a Teletubby in his leotard.
Not right.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
Damn............he has a fith apendage protruding from his stomach! Whewww!
Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:01pm.
I want to build this guy a sex ramp.
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Yeah, right after he puts a ring on "it". LOL!
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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:59pm.
Yeah i cant dance either Mrs. K.
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I make Elaine from Seinfeld look like [insert name of good dancer here]!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xi4O1yi6b0
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:06pm.
Your avie reminds me of the scene in "Blow Dry" where Bill Nighy's daughter learns to dye hair by dying the local sheep.
The technicolor sheep were beautiful!
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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I am now traumatized by the side junk at 1:07. I should have listened to you, MK! *retches*
He totally stuffed, you can see something white sticking out from left of the crotch. Either way, the shit looks nasty.. maybe he's got Conjoined Twin Myslexia... like the nurse from South Park..
GUCCI! thanks for the funny link and sending you homework good luck if you still drudging through school with me :) Wigyonce is only getting her song heard cause of hot sluts like this fatty hottie! Also, I had to google WTF a fupa was and now I'm dying laughing, you sluts are too funny :D
xo
:)))) yeah, i hate it when my brain starts asking a million questions!!! dammit
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Yes, but I can't wait to see his profile, C'mon , spammer guy, this is right up your alley!
damn wtf? does she have to literally be in everything and eveywhere?
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Submitted by gucci on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:48pm.
beyonce is still beging mr obama to let her sing at the inauguration according to people magazine...
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Dayum!! He's hot!! But is he really single?? ** Going off to Google to search for jobs and apartments in Charlotte now **
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It's creamie, not prune!!!
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Submitted by LoLo on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:01pm.
I want to build this guy a sex ramp.
I'll bet he has a really gnarly odor.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
He needs a lap band more than a ring.
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
Check out this parody of "Gimme More".
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Nm0a7_4UtQ
No fupas involved.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
I'm gonna put a ring in his nose and call him Wilbur.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
gucci,
That website is really funny! I love how much the person viscerally despises her.
Does he wash that thang with a fupa-loofah?
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Do not mess with live dragons. You are crunchy and taste good with catsup.
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:convulsing:
I want to build this guy a sex ramp.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
He probably rehearses more than Beyonce, I'll give him that.
Yeah i cant dance either Mrs. K.
People dont love my dancin, so i guess they wont put a ring on me.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
all the fupas in the house
all the fupas in the house
if you love your fupa put a ring on it
if you love your fupa put a ring on it
ring around the fupa
pocket full of fupa
upstairs and downstairs
were all fupa'ed out!
Gooooooooooooooooooooo FUPA!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
blah, it's ok...they need to give that song a rest.
I will say this about our Chubby friend.
He busts a move with more panache and grace than yours truly.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by Snarkley on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 5:53pm.
I'm thinking that either he's hung like a horse, or he has a hernia that needs attention.
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Either way, he needs to put a ring on it.
OMG this is almost as good as the puppehs.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Must touch the fupa
i must touch the fupa!!!!!!!
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!