Pamela Anderson Has A Little Advice For Obama
Pamela Anderson must really want a position in Obama's cabinet, because she wrote an open letter to him on her blog stating all the things she thinks he should make happen when he officially becomes president.
Pam wants him to order the castration of all child molesters and she also wants him to legalize marijuana. The last part is the greatest thought that has ever come out of Pamela Anderson's head. Ever.
She wrote: "I think we should Legalize Marijuana, tax and monitor -farm Hemp etc-this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run – we should be able to farm Hemp in America- it’s just silly— it would create jobs- and be good for environment."
Is Courtney Love working part-time as Pamela Anderson's transcriber? Anyway, I agree with the legalize part, but disagree about the tax shit. It should be tax free. It's a medical necessity for some of us! I also agree that it will save the children from listening to their parents scream at them. Think about it. When your kid starts acting all annoying and loud, just give them a LEGAL joint. It will calm them down, they'll fall asleep and you won't have to yell at them. Everyone will walk away happy. Pam is a genius!
She forgot to add one thing to her list of things Obama should do as president: BAN PAMELA ANDERSON!!!
Yikes! She needs a Sasa Fierce/Sack-A-Feces makeover.
She looks like a used up truck stop hooker. I hope to God she doesn't start writing childrens' books!
here's a thought:
the u.s. was the only country to establish prohibition, which resulted in organized crime sinking very deep roots into the country.
after prohibition was repealed, organized crime stayed and got into drug trafficking.
in south america the descendants of various aboriginal civilizations are supposed to burn their coca shrubs, which have had historical use throughout their societies. coca is trafficked by organized crime.
around the other side of the planet afghan farmers are supposed to give up growing the only thing that really thrives in most of the country's very bad "soil" - american farmers would simply give up and turn it into a parking lot. the poppy, too, is trafficked by organized crime.
legalizing, licencing, tightly controlling coca and poppy derivatives (for medical use only)and marijuana and taxing it would take the drugs' trafficking mostly out of organized crime's hands, ensure its purity, prevent adulteration and severely limit the negative consequences of drug use.
think about it.
what's with all the make up??
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Isn't she Canadian?
Wow, age has caught up with her right quick. Definitely needs to tone down the make-up to look better. Ugh!
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*looks around* I'm sorry, did someone ASK you what you what you think? You are certainly not known for your brains, so please don't try to use them.
Dear Michael K,
Please do not post any more close ups for Pamela Anderson. You are interfering with my mental health.
Thank you.
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Wyle E Coyote
"Yeah, the joke doesn't really work if I have to explain it in detail. Just give me an endearing look and continue eating your panini", MK.
Is it just me, or has she hit the wall, like, five years ago, and at this point the wall has gotten so pissed off it has begun hitting her back?
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How little we understand what touches off that tingle,
That sudden explosion when two tingles intermingle. --Mrs. Kravitz
Oh God, her face!
I know how Obama can use her. If aliens ever communicate with us, show them her sun-scorched face. They will be sure to stay away.
Ew, she's just decomposing before our eyes.
You know castration wouldn't help, right? Molestation is about power and anger. They would still hurt kids even if they couldn't get it up.
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They were dork-sided!
She looks like hell here. Why is it that trying to look all young and glam can often have the opposite effect? I've seen less make up on a panto dame.
As for her blog- meh. Why would she imagine that Mr Obama would listen to someone who is famous for showing her tits??
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation
Dear Pam,
Nobody gives a flying catfish what you think. This is assuming you actually "think".
Thinking before speaking or blogging is a good idea, too.
Signed,
The World
Nite, guys! :)
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
***Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:22am.
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:19am.
yes but did you notice i broke my sunglasses?!... some of us have REAL problems!... HAHA!... KIDDING, KIDDING!!!
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I'm so efficient I could drop them off for repair on my way to my daughter's daycare, pick them up after my proposal make an avatar of myself wearing them, post it and snark you about it before you even wake up!
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
SMOOTCHES!!!! AND HUGS...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
She looks tore-up!
I have some advice for Pam...
1. Less make-up.
2. Less parties.
3. Less drugs and alcohol.
4. Sleep.
5. And finally...No pictures of your face.
night, SkyB!... night, Deb!... gotta go see if all the blanket has been stolen!!
OT: oh no!... i ain't startin' now!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
Niteys Sky!
I am fixing to park my ass in bed too.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:19am.
yes but did you notice i broke my sunglasses?!... some of us have REAL problems!... HAHA!... KIDDING, KIDDING!!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
OK, my time is way up. Nite, you all! *MUAH*
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Sky trumped ESE!
Women just know how to rock, ESE, and you are sleeping on the couch...
HAHAHAHAHA!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:10am.
OT: I am with ESE, fuck it.....
see, now doesn't that feel good?!... i like to help! heehee!!
OT: gotta do it for EEG!... i don't care!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
***Submitted by EveryStrangersEyes on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:13am.***
Five hours of SLEEP? Are you kidding me?
Noooo, I have to sleep, shower, get ready, wake my daughter, get HER ready, drop her @ daycare and drive 1/2 hour to be in front of my prospect, ready to present a proposal in 5 hours!
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:09am.
i'd call ya a wimp for trying to get the better part of 5 hours of sleep if i had anything else planned for tomorrow besides a long day of sleeping on the couch and figuring out how i'm gonna get my mail without my sunglasses on(broke 'em) ahead of me!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
The look on Pam's face says "Oh, oops! Did the rubber break? That's OK...I already have the Hep C. Want me to keep going?"
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
WOW!
We have two girls and one guy...kind of a menage a` trois thing going on!!!!
ESE!
You devil you!
Sky!
Ain't it great????? I feel very lucky in todays economy to get 2 offers.
OT: I am with ESE, fuck it............
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
OK, 5 more minutes and I'm outtie....big presentation in 5 hours (yeah, i'm smart like that).
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
YAY, Deb! I'm so proud of you! *beams*
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:57am.
you're moving close to Nitts and IG?!?!... oh yeah.. downward spiral written ALL over that!!LOL!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
I know I am not up for a lot longer. I have a big days comig up and everything should be in the works for Monday. Within a couple of weeks, I am going to move to Houston, to the Land of Nitts and IG and get my life back as a restaurant manager! Very excited and happy...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
ESE!!! *MUAH*
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:49am.
OOOHHH YYYEEAAHH!!... hi, SkyB!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE is NOT EVEN schnockered. I took my Lunesta 2 hours ago and I'm still up & drinking.
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:43am.
We have been known to call a breasticle a puppy on some occasions! As in: Dayum it all, my puppies get swollen much like....TADA...pam andersons!
now that was just genius turnaround!! *golf clap*.. heeheee!
*pouring glass of wine*... yeah, wine!! don't laugh! it's to help me pass.. er.. sleep!
OT: didn't you all wait for it?!.. fine, just... fine!... i'll say it again... fuck "on topic"!!.. wooo-hoo!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
SKY!!!!!!!
Me and ESE are laughing at him. He is schnockered this evening...I am trying to loosen him up cause I want to get my mitts on poppa ESE!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
*busts through the door like the Kool Aid man*
What the hell is going on in here?
:)
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Re: Parisite: "I still don't understand why dudes want to do her. Wouldn't a dude rather just stick his dick in a jelly fish." -MK (Who else?)
Every so often, ESE I think I have had my fill but then something like the PUPPIES brings me back.
OT: We have been known to call a breasticle a puppy on some occasions! As in: Dayum it all, my puppies get swollen much like....TADA...pam andersons!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:34am.
HAHAHA!.. hell, i don't know how i end up on dlisted half the time, much less which post!!
OT: balloons!... oh yeah, it's on topic!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE!
hahahahahahaha....gasping for air....hahahahahaha!
Wait for it...how in the hell did we end up on Pam Andersons post? peeeeeeewieeee!
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:23am.
well, if you're gonna have russians i'm gonna have to have a diet coke... it's only fair!LOL!
Poppa is traveling down to my area(not coming to see me) to bring my oldest brother's kids to the entrance to hell... ya know... Disney world!
the night time is the best time.. the night time is the best time!!... oh, how i love the night time!
woo-hoo!! wait for it... wait for it.... fuck "on topic"!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
WHERE ARE THE PUPPIES????
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
@ESE,
I love the middle of the night when us-ins can chat freely....
How is Poppa? LOL. I lost another 5 lbs on my quest to hook up with him! 8-)
Where you on White Russkies? I had one this evening...
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:16am.
WOW... i mean... WOW!!!... i drank way too much!!
still same GF(she had nothing to do with my condition, Mrs. K, if you read this... put the gun away!LOL!)
how you doin' dahlin'?!
OT: pfft pfft... that's twice the "pfft" for the same price!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
@ESE!
WHo has been taking advantage of you this evening??? Some wayward Lassie bent on having her way with you? Do you still have the same GF?
OT: Pfffft.
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
Submitted by DebFrmHell on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:08am.
oh yeah, i'm out there!... fuckin' ddrruunnkk!!
hi, puddy tat!!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
ESE? You out there?
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Shadow was the best doggie boy ever...10/08/08
finally!... an intellectual gives an opinion!... i await her baloons' opinion on pornography laws
*deep breath*... ppfftt!
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"We play the game,
with the bravery of being out of range."
yuck. they age badly
Submitted by SkyBitch on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:23am.
I got it....delete now.
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dammit! did i miss a phone number being posted?
i have a very sexy phone voice!
no fares.
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What vid you watchin? Is it porn?..its porn isn't it..isn't it..c'mon admit it...
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4 part series on the knight templar. sorry.
I download all the time and it never slowed things down before. I have a fast puter.
figured out it was a system cleaner i'd been using that fucked up my settings to did a restore.
i fucking hate microsoft. do you have ANY idea how hard it was to figure out WHERE to go to restore the system? it's not like I do it every day. microsoft help was useless. googled it and had the directions in the first line of the first result.
i hate them with a passion that grows every day.
works better now.
beware of Advanced System Care by IObit. Good for cleaning but NOT for tweaking your system.
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