Pamela Anderson Has A Little Advice For Obama
Pamela Anderson must really want a position in Obama's cabinet, because she wrote an open letter to him on her blog stating all the things she thinks he should make happen when he officially becomes president.
Pam wants him to order the castration of all child molesters and she also wants him to legalize marijuana. The last part is the greatest thought that has ever come out of Pamela Anderson's head. Ever.
She wrote: "I think we should Legalize Marijuana, tax and monitor -farm Hemp etc-this would make our borders less corrupt and then I think eventually this will be more secure option and save children in the long run – we should be able to farm Hemp in America- it’s just silly— it would create jobs- and be good for environment."
Is Courtney Love working part-time as Pamela Anderson's transcriber? Anyway, I agree with the legalize part, but disagree about the tax shit. It should be tax free. It's a medical necessity for some of us! I also agree that it will save the children from listening to their parents scream at them. Think about it. When your kid starts acting all annoying and loud, just give them a LEGAL joint. It will calm them down, they'll fall asleep and you won't have to yell at them. Everyone will walk away happy. Pam is a genius!
She forgot to add one thing to her list of things Obama should do as president: BAN PAMELA ANDERSON!!!
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She looks like Phoebe Price to me. Put a stringy red-haired wig on this and presto. How old is Pamela Anderson now? Because that's Chicken Cutlet's real age.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:06pm.
the monks of the new skeet
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I brought that book home and Minch took a huge ol' shit all over it!!!!
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She'd write BANG PAMELA ANDERSON, cross the g out and call it a typo,
fo sho.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:59pm
I thought they were known for being forceful.
that's hard on the owners, you want to just be the dog's friend, yet at the same time you must remain alpha.
the monks of the new skeet reccomend using the same method of disipline that the mom uses, you make eye contact and grab them by the side of the neck and give a little shake.
it's humane and reminds them who's in charge.
although, it doesn't faze my dog in the least and I'd never hit him or anything, and the brat knows it.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu,
Both of the Inu breeds -- Shiba Inu and Akita Inu -- are very assertive and forceful dogs according to the AKC.
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Minch has taken on intact Pit Bulls, but he wouldn't dare take on a Shiba. Little canine pussy is askeered of them.
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I clicked on Pammy's picture and that song by Joe Cocker "You Are So Beautiful" began playing in the background....I swear it did...really.
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME
CAN'T YOU SEE
YOUR EVERYTHING I HOPED FOR
YOUR EVERYTHING I NEED
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME
SUCH JOY AND HAPPINESS YOU BRING
SUCH JOY AND HAPPINESS YOU BRING
LIKE A DREAM
A GUIDING LIGHT THAT SHINES IN THE NIGHT
HEAVENS GIFT TO ME
YOU ARE SO BEAUTIFUL TO ME
Is she even an American citizen? They should probably legalize it. Taxation didn't hurt alcohol or cigarettes. Plus, I never heard of a turf war over Marlboros.
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@Deb..A a valid point, but you have to have land and a lot of it and it has to be of good quality (in grapes case). The distilleries and equipment and processing knowledge, all of which cost a lot of money and time to see a return. Pound for pound, nothing yields happiness like a window box full of skunk bud which can be grown year round with very little effort.
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
yay pam!
glad she is putting herself to some good use
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:59pm.
Oh, and Pammy is so channeling Baby Jane Hudson in that pic...Really, really sad...I almost feel bad for snarking on her...Almost...
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I think it's the not-so-veiled desperation in her smile/eyes. It really is kinda heart wrenchingly sad. Great. Now I feel bad. :P
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at least you can pick him up when he gets rowdy, that's more than I've got, this dog weighs a ton.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:00pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:59pm.
Hiya, Tigerlilly.
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Sup, Momus...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:59pm.
Hiya, Tigerlilly.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:52pm.
Both of the Inu breeds -- Shiba Inu and Akita Inu -- are very assertive and forceful dogs according to the AKC.
The one who gets Amya, Red Collar, will be getting a very ballsy bitch. I want her.
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Oh, and Pammy is so channeling Baby Jane Hudson in that pic...Really, really sad...I almost feel bad for snarking on her...Almost...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:43pm.
OMG YES! Theres this chef on PBS (Yes I watch public Televison, SHUT UP) bitch looks BEAT as all hell. I'm like really is that what turning into vegetarian looks like? Thanks but I rather eat my nice steak AND veggies. Just beacuse I eat meat/polutry doesn't mean I don't love veggies!
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I ain't laughin'! I hear ya! I'm a meat and taters girl too. I feel a little guilty knowing there was a face behind my tasty steak but...arghhhhhhhh it tastes good and makes me feel stronger. Honestly? I think it's really hard to manage being a vegetarian and be HEALTHY. I mean, you have to be REALLY committed to taking supplements and eating the right things and it's hard enough eating right WITHOUT those kind of restrictions.
I smell bacon!
Mmmmmm. Bacon!
Submitted by Thornhill on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:53pm.
Hey Thorny, I see your point about legalization. But let me be devil's advocate for a minute. People are permitted to grow grapes and hops, and make their own wine and beer. Yet there is still a great demand for it in stores.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:51pm
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Thanks, Deb, for your kind words. It just makes me angry that his last days could have been more comfortable, but for the stupidity of pot being illegal.
CTH, my Jack Russell is turning 12 in January, and STILL acts like a puppy!
Be grateful! lol
God bless ALL the puppies!!!
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you're the million reasons why there's love reflecting in my eyes.....
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:53pm.
I have to keep Puppy Cam volume off, because it pisses my dogs off if they hear it. They start to worry I have a cheatin' heart.
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HAHAHAHA I know! Minch was getting all worked up.
"Who dat?" he wanted to know.
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Pam looks like a half crazed muppet, acts likes one too. The reason that the good smoke is illegal is because it's a weed and anyone who can throw a seed in dirt can grow it, and they will if it became legal to do so. The Government has no way of monitoring this act, and no way of collecting revenue from it, quad erat, that's why you are not allowed to do it...
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If music be the food of love, put another glockenspiel in the easy bake oven...
I think her hard living lifestyle and the hepititus(sp)is finally getting to Pam. She looks awful.
Mrs. K.,
I have to keep Puppy Cam volume off, because it pisses my dogs off if they hear it. They start to worry I have a cheatin' heart.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:46pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:39pm.
you know I'm a tree hugging liberal but we don't do enough in this country to protect our children and that is that.
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I could not agree with you more, absolutely, no ifs, ands or buts.
I agree, take em all out to the woods and shoot 'em
Alas we cannot.
Here read this...it's old so I am not sure how relevant it still is.
http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?res=9402E1DC1339F934A1575BC0A...
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:49pm.
christine the hoff,
Those puppies are going to be a HANDFUL.
True!
Although, have to say, my ninety pound shepherd turned four in October and he's just NOW coming out of puppyhood.
a long ass puppyhood with a dog that big is good times.
and he's assertive. if this breed is assertive, the new owners are going to have some fun.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:39pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:36pm.
but there's drugs these losers can take, and why the're not forced to is beyond me.
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damn civil liberties
Momus, what say you?
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Ya see there's this hunk of parchment called the United States Constitution that forbid the guvmint from doping folks.
Actually, the Due Process Clause of the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments prevent the government (federal, state, local) from medicating someone against his/her will without a full medical and psychiatric evaluation, followed by a court hearing, and a court order authorizing the medicating.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:49pm.
Go puppies, GO!
You know, I almost feel sorry for Pammy. She is trying so hard to hang on to her youth and sex bomb image and failing pretty misterably. It's embarrassing. I'm embarrassed for her. I mean, she has a great body (yeah, her implants may be a bit much), but you can tell by her face that not only does she have NO CLUE how a middle aged woman should use cosmetics, but also, she is NOT taking good care of herself. I mean, Naomi Judd has the HepC too, and while I have not seen her in a while, she is older than Pammy, but does not look as haggard. She needs to think about her kids and stop stressing out her liver by boozing and whatever the hell else she's doing, cuz say what you want about her, but she does appear to love those boys...Sad, just sad...But she's right about our friend Mary Jane...FREE MARY JANE!
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Submitted by No Words on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:32pm.
Sorry you lost your dad. I am a firm believer in marijuana's ability to alleviate pain.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
GREAT pic!
Pam, your hotness days are OVAH darlin. Too bad...if you hadn't been partying for 15 years straight, you'd probably still look great.
I agree about legalizing pot though! Hear us Obama???!!
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you're the million reasons why there's love reflecting in my eyes.....
-Faith Hill "The Way You Love Me"
Momus,
I can't believe the hypnotic power of Puppy Cam.
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:46pm.
Just so you guys know, there's an epic puppy battle going on on the live puppy feed.
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why are they meowing?
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
christine the hoff,
Those puppies are going to be a HANDFUL.
WTF, did she write an almost 60 word sentence with almost no punctuation? Who the fuck capitalizes Legalize Marijuana?
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Holy Shit Batman! She looks mildly fooked up! Is her hairline receding or is it my imagination runnin' away with me?
Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:46pm.
TY for the Puppy Rumble update.
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:46pm.
PUPPEH WARS, NOTHING BUT PUPPEH WARS!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:39pm.
you know I'm a tree hugging liberal but we don't do enough in this country to protect our children and that is that.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Just so you guys know, there's an epic puppy battle going on on the live puppy feed.
All I want to know is: Who's the hot toothless, bald headed piece in the background? Call me?
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:37pm.
Does she smoke or is she tanorexic or what? So much for the vegetarians being the superior race.
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OMG YES! Theres this chef on PBS (Yes I watch public Televison, SHUT UP) bitch looks BEAT as all hell. I'm like really is that what turning into vegetarian looks like? Thanks but I rather eat my nice steak AND veggies. Just beacuse I eat meat/polutry doesn't mean I don't love veggies!
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Submitted by Salem13 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:39pm.
Canada please take her back, PLEASE! I never understood her appeal. Huge fake blonde hair, big fake tits, gobs of black eyeliner a Brigitte Bardot does not make.
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lmao! -Don't forget to throw in her bulbous nose and huge, fake Piñatas!
Ohhhhhh Canadaaaaaaaaaa.
tramp is beat. dead, stoned eyes. GROSS.
Canada please take her back, PLEASE! I never understood her appeal. Huge fake blonde hair, big fake tits, gobs of black eyeliner a Brigitte Bardot does not make.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:36pm.
but there's drugs these losers can take, and why the're not forced to is beyond me.
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damn civil liberties
Momus, what say you?
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
she should ask her dermatologist bout her face
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Does she smoke or is she tanorexic or what? So much for the vegetarians being the superior race.
I may smoke marijuana...frequently...but i will NOT give it to my kids. Legal or no. They will be OF AGE when and IF the time comes. ;P
I didn't even try it till I was around 20. *shrugs*
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Submitted by Im a Princess on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:24pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 6:23pm.
castrated or put on that drug that forces them to impotency and monitor them
I was fucking shocked at the number of sex offenders that live in my middle class neighborhood.
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Petty jacked up huh? They cannot be rehabilitated, so what's the point of those scum being in society?
YUP.
I agree with Madame, Obama can't just stroll into office and start chopping off nuts, but there's drugs these losers can take, and why the're not forced to is beyond me.
if you're going to touch a child and scar them for life, all bets are off and you should be denied certain rights.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
OMG!!!!!
She's so gnarled and zombie-ish!
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