The Day Their World Came Crashing Down
On May 21, 2008, David Cook became our next "American Idol." It is also the day that the lives of these tween girls came crashing down on them destroying their will to go on!
Well, not all the girls were tortured by the news that Fetus Archuleta lost. The Aero Surf girl is awesome. She's basically laughing at all of their asses on the inside, but realizes that if the other girls find out, they will turn on her and eat her alive. So she quickly plays along. She's totally a secret David Cook fan.
When one of the girls screams "That loser doesn't even shave," you know Aero Surf wanted to shout, "Well, that mouth breather hasn't lost all his baby teeth yet!"
I shouldn't make fun of these girls, because this was basically my reaction every time that dumb bitch Kristy Lee Cook made it to the next round. It will also be my reaction when the Live Feed Puppies go off the Internet.
P.S. - Only winners shave. Remember that.
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Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:59pm.
i was just a moody grumpy mess as a tween...and now that i think of it, i'm a grumpy moody mess now...so it's all good the computer as we know it wasn't invented for my purposes of uncontrolled hormonal rage...there's medication for that shit now....:)
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Ha! I keep praying for menopause. I hate the horror-moanal UPS and downs. Sucks poo but I refuse to be medicated or put on some kind of synthetic crap. I yam what I yam. Love me when I'm up, love me when I'm down...I'm still the same sad assed clown. Meh.
Are we doing pissing avatars? 'cause I have one handy!
*waves at 2c*
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hot slut of the moment: the aero surf girl
We all bleed the same, and we all bleed through this life the same...
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:50pm.
Seriously, kiddo! We hear about cyber bullying and people actually killing themselves over myspace shit and what not on the news and Dr. Douche panty-wasted Phil telling folks to monitor their kids with computers with net access, well DUH. NUTZ! I have NO idea what kind of teeny bopper I'd have been with internet access. The thought actually frightens me a lil' bit because I was secretly a VERY rebellious teen but I played 'nicey' to my psychotic mom's face all the time to keep the peace. TMI? haha
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i was just a moody grumpy mess as a tween...and now that i think of it, i'm a grumpy moody mess now...so it's all good the computer as we know it wasn't invented for my purposes of uncontrolled hormonal rage...there's medication for that shit now....:)
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Brittny & MyTwoCents,
Well, we ain't a seein' thangs! *phew* Glad your avatar worked out for you. I'll look forward to your posts, funny avatar hobag [that's a compliment btw].
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:45pm.
. i'm remembering what i little asshole i was at this age, so yeah, thank the gawds there was no technology to bring my shit out in the open to go viral...lol...
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Seriously, kiddo! We hear about cyber bullying and people actually killing themselves over myspace shit and what not on the news and Dr. Douche panty-wasted Phil telling folks to monitor their kids with computers with net access, well DUH. NUTZ! I have NO idea what kind of teeny bopper I'd have been with internet access. The thought actually frightens me a lil' bit because I was secretly a VERY rebellious teen but I played 'nicey' to my psychotic mom's face all the time to keep the peace. TMI? haha
haha yes! I got it to work, so nevermind. hehehe. My fantastical jzzing/pissing unicorn. *sighs happily* Thanks for the help tho!
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Submitted by Brittny on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:44pm.
Dude. Ugh. Totally off topic. Why the fuck cant I change my avatar? It wont let me and the size is perfect. Any help my fellow dlisters?
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I see a Horse spoogin' a rainbow.
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HAhaha. You see dat too? Fought it was just me...
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Brittny on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:44pm.
Dude. Ugh. Totally off topic. Why the fuck cant I change my avatar? It wont let me and the size is perfect. Any help my fellow dlisters?
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What kind of file it it saved as? You make have to save it as a jpg, den try again.
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Guess what. I got a fever and the only prescription is more cowbell.
Submitted by Brittny on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:44pm.
Dude. Ugh. Totally off topic. Why the fuck cant I change my avatar? It wont let me and the size is perfect. Any help my fellow dlisters?
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I see a Horse spoogin' a rainbow. LOL! What avatar do ya mean?
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:41pm.
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:38pm.
gawd...please tell me i wasn't like this when i was a tween...
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Letty if either of us were let's say a small prayer of thanks that us hos are old enough to have never had to have our shit caught on tip and viral videod for the world to see over and over and over ad nauseum.
Can you just imagine? Fuck! Me making my barbies hump on hidden cam would definitely go viral. haha
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. i'm remembering what i little asshole i was at this age, so yeah, thank the gawds there was no technology to bring my shit out in the open to go viral...lol...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
Submitted by Brittny on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:44pm.
REFRESH after each step. (The clockwise arrow.)
Dude. Ugh. Totally off topic. Why the fuck cant I change my avatar? It wont let me and the size is perfect. Any help my fellow dlisters?
Submitted by letinstar on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:38pm.
gawd...please tell me i wasn't like this when i was a tween...
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Letty, if either of us were let's say a small prayer of thanks that us hos are old enough to have never had to have our shit caught on tape and viral videod for the world to see over and over and over ad nauseum.
Can you just imagine? Fuck! Me making my barbies hump on hidden cam would definitely go viral. haha
gawd...please tell me i wasn't like this when i was a tween...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
I agree with the others that said that they are glad YouTube wasn't around when they were kids. I mean, have you watched Kristina (Tina) Chen's vocal stylings on YouTube? That stuff will haunt these people later on in life.
For instance, a girl who went to my college was featured in an episode of MTV's True Life: I'm a High School senior before she came to our school. She came off like a crazy bitch on TV, and at every party in college, she was mercilessly mocked by the frat boys about it.
I recently found a cassette that my childhood best friend and I made of us singing along to Hanson songs. If that had been a YouTube video, I'm pretty sure I'd be up there with the Grape Lady and the lightsaber kid.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:04pm.
Newly emerging estrogen is a potent thing.
That said, tonight I'm letting a gal pal take me to the midnight showing of "Twilight." It's in honor of her birfday, and as a gift, I got Rob Pattinson's face screen printed onto a pillowcase.
She will freak out like these girls, trust. She's 38.
Because it's her birfday I will not tell her RP is gay.
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But you will be calling her first thing tomorrow to clear that up, right?
I hope that house has soundproofing.
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3 reasons why I never had a slumber party. Stupid.Drama.Queens.
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That lil' lint bastid will be back within the hour snorting your Borax with a rolled up dollar bill. Trust....TigerLilly 10.24.2008
I have a Jimmy Bocca joke for this but I think I'll save it:)
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"Submitted by Zilla on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:09pm.
If one of my kids acted like a such a psychotic little bitch about a tv show I would be more likely to slap them than comfort them like the stupid mom in this video."
AMEN ZILLA! Fuck! How ridiculous, the lil bitch started crying. Geeeeeeeez. I hope I didnt act like that. Such overdramatic idiocy. I hope they look back on this someday and are humiliated.
Damn, I'm evil.
All I can say honestly from my heart is this:
I'm so FUCKING GLAD the internet was not around when I was a young, st00pid hobag. OMG! The SHIT that would live on forever and ever and ever. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:33pm.
That was me when the Milli Vanilli tape skipped.
LOL...one of the funniest days of my life!
My brother would always say, it's no way that is Milli Vanilli singing, have you heard how heavy their accent's are?
Fucking Hilarious Memories!!!
OT- I do love Aero Surf girl. She's like look at these crazy bitches.
No Read, No Shade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Just priceless...and now immortalised on YOU TUBE for them to chuckle at when they reach adulthood.
Those poor girls. I'm sure one of them had a brother that posted this on the internet. Siblings are pure evil sent by the devil to make children miserable.
Thank god the internet wasn't as advanced when I was this age.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Ah ha ha ha! That was me when I found out Wham! broke up.
Oddly enough. That was thoroughly entertaining
This made me laugh and very uncomfortable at the same time. These are Brangeloonies in training. I can see many 30 something women reacting the same way after reading that Jennifer Aniston said the whole 'uncool' statement.
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That's pretty much how I reacted when my brother told me The Monkees didn't actually play their own instruments.
Aero Surf girl is great . . . she's the only one who won't be mortified about this video in 10 years.
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LMFAO!!
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"Last night, Darth Vader came down from the planet Vulcan and said that if I didn't take out Lorraine, that he'd melt my brain."
Pre-teen girls are SO DRAMATIC - Ohmagawdddddd!!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Wow. I like how the one said that she bet 50 bucks on this. LMAO
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President Obama - Get used to it! :)
Seriously? I understood maybe 5 words, and I think they had to do with one of them losing 50 bucks. What creepy kids.
What self-respecting mother lets her kids wear t-shirts with his face on it?
I like what our society has become.
I was disappointed too for a whole 30 seconds. I laughed but I know how they feel I basically freaked out like that when various sports teams I support lost. Also yeah the Aero Surf girl is great.
Myspace more importantly Last.fm
erm also NOT gangsta.
HAHAHAHAHAHA....that is too funny!
Wait... Did those girls say that David Archu-whatever's dad was going to beat him if he lost?
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
Submitted by Steve-O on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:56pm.
I half expected that, after the title, "Much Later" that it would open up on the girls with bottles of Jack in their hands, blowing lines.
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HAHAHAHAHAHA! Only that could have made the video more entertaining than it already was.
I can't remember ever getting hysterical over a celebrity. I think I was a little sad when I heard that Take That broke up, but I was too young for this kind of torment and anguish.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08
You can just tell some of these girls were just happy to be invited to the party, and are definitely the ones in the group who are marginalized and constantly told "Gosh Jill, why do you have to be such a douche bag all the time?"
I just love the complete personal meltdown these girls are having. Today, I must have emailed this clip to every one I know. I can't help getting this sick, godless sense of joy every time I watch it.
Also, I hope these girls post a new video when something actually significant goes wrong in their lives.
Submitted by Callan on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:22pm.
Wooo! I emailed this to MK!
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Dick cookie for Callan!!! <3
Submitted by madam s.: "Who the hell is putting a camera in that room, filming their little girls, and posting it on YouTube? What the hell is wrong with people?
Also... I suspect those girls will be the types to go to bachelorette parties in packs when they grow up, tip badly, and get that worked up over celebrities as adults as well."
You said it, sister! And you nailed it in the second paragraph, too.
OMFG this is the funniest thing I have seen in a long time. I was crying I was laughing so hard.
No no. Boys get emotional too. My guy friend screamed "THAT LOSER IS NOT EVEN STRAIGHT" at the tv when Michael Jackson's was kissing on Lisa Marie.
Zilla,
Agreed.
Wooo! I emailed this to MK!
Whose dog died? Why are they all crying?
speaking of live puppy cam....
i love how theres crap all over the floor and the puppies are all sleeping on top of eachother....reminds me what its like after a long night of partying with my friends...
Submitted by Zilla on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:09pm.
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They're little girls and therefore genetically prone to hysterical displays that make no sense to rational people. They'll grow out of it (hopefully)
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Il n'ya plus que la Patagonie, la Patagonie, qui convienne à mon immense tristesse..~Blaise Cendrars
that was rad. I wanna scream about something now.
If one of my kids acted like a such a psychotic little bitch about a tv show I would be more likely to slap them than comfort them like the stupid mom in this video.