The Day Their World Came Crashing Down
On May 21, 2008, David Cook became our next "American Idol." It is also the day that the lives of these tween girls came crashing down on them destroying their will to go on!
Well, not all the girls were tortured by the news that Fetus Archuleta lost. The Aero Surf girl is awesome. She's basically laughing at all of their asses on the inside, but realizes that if the other girls find out, they will turn on her and eat her alive. So she quickly plays along. She's totally a secret David Cook fan.
When one of the girls screams "That loser doesn't even shave," you know Aero Surf wanted to shout, "Well, that mouth breather hasn't lost all his baby teeth yet!"
I shouldn't make fun of these girls, because this was basically my reaction every time that dumb bitch Kristy Lee Cook made it to the next round. It will also be my reaction when the Live Feed Puppies go off the Internet.
P.S. - Only winners shave. Remember that.
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they're gonna be so embarassed about this shit in a couple of years. pathetic!
Your face!
Newly emerging estrogen is a potent thing.
That said, tonight I'm letting a gal pal take me to the midnight showing of "Twilight." It's in honor of her birfday, and as a gift, I got Rob Pattinson's face screen printed onto a pillowcase.
She will freak out like these girls, trust. She's 38.
Because it's her birfday I will not tell her RP is gay.
*polishes halo*
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
Mwa ha ha ha ha... Their anguish made my heart feel like a thousand daisies bloomed all at once.
"That loser didn't even shave!" I said the same thing about Jordin Sparks when she beat Blake.
I half expected that, after the title, "Much Later" that it would open up on the girls with bottles of Jack in their hands, blowing lines.
Thats my reaction when I get it in my no-no hole from the wrong angle.
"NOOOOOOOOO, You LOSER!!!! You dont even shave!!! No, I'm ok. Keep going."
Who the hell is putting a camera in that room, filming their little girls, and posting it on YouTube? What the hell is wrong with people?
Also... I suspect those girls will be the types to go to bachelorette parties in packs when they grow up, tip badly, and get that worked up over celebrities as adults as well.
Remember when they claimed "Paul was dead?" My BFF was extremely upset.
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Come on baby, do a slow float you're a good looking riverboat
Submitted by sunryse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:45pm.
Thanks Michael K. Your site is like therapy or something.
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Amen brother/sister.
Submitted by sunryse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:45pm.
Yeah, I think it's a rite of passage too.
I remember me and my best friend would have these serious debates about which was the better boy band: N*SYNC or Backstreet Boys. I was in love with Justin Timberlake, she loved Nick Carter.
We knew all the song lyrics front to back, knew all the choreography in the videos, etc etc
This is the same reason why I hated my schol peeps at that age. They were annoying and brainless. Girl's priorities are messed up.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
These girls are are future compound wives material.
edit: haha Aero is the chubby one, and you know she does. Love her.
Submitted by Sandbitch on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:42pm.
I'm soooo glad I never had daughters. Girls are stoopid.
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So sez you!
Damn. I had a crush on Julian Lennon when I was a teenager but I wasn't 'ga-ga' over him.
Oh who am I kidding? The Depster still makes me feel weak in the knees.
God, this was me when N*SYNC broke up
Why is that so entertaining? Why can't I stop watching this??
It reminds me of when I was about 11 and was totally in love with Simon LeBon and my best friend (who was totally in love with John Taylor) was spending the night and they had this new thing called a VCR. So my stepdad goes to the video store and we begged for the Duran Duran documentary thing and he wouldn't show us what he got. This cartoon starts to come on and we FREAK OUT!! YOU SPENT MONEY ON THIS?!?!?!?! So anyway, it was just the intro to the Duran Duran video and we both felt like total shitheads because we were freaking out on him and he actually got us what we wanted. And then we spazzed out like those stupid tweenies that pull their hair out when the Beatles came to America. I think it's a rite of passage for girls to completely lose your shit over some dumbass entertainer.
Now I'm still feeling like a shithead for that (because I forgot about it until this video was posted) except that he was a complete loser scumbag child molester freakazoid asswipe, so come to think of it, I don't feel so bad about it now.
Thanks Michael K. Your site is like therapy or something.
This is why I am so glad I had a boy and not a girl...too emotional.
Just like I was back then. (-:
I'm soooo glad I never had daughters. Girls are stoopid.
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:33pm.
That was me when the Milli Vanilli tape skipped
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BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAA!!!!
*snorts*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA HHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH!!
*takes deep breath*
BWAHAHAAHAHHAAHHAAAA!
I remember being a Kid, it was awesome... and then became sexually active and started worrying about not getting pregnant and all that stuff.
I cried one because my yellow team on telematch did'nt make it. does anyone remember that show? the Australian one...
That was me when it was time to take the New Kids on The Block Pillow case off my pillows LMAO
OMG! Are they crying? Like for real?
Seriously, WTF?
these little girls are AWFUL. dear lord.
Yet another reason why when I have children I only want sons.
This is amazing. You are the funniest person in the entire world.
mike - I'm guessing this is in someone's basement -looks like a window at the top.
I have to agree with what someone said - its a bit refreshing to see kids act like kids. I don't remember ever crying over celebrity stuff..but I did get worked up over NKOTB!
This IS the sge group that actually votes on Anerican Idol.
It's great to see kids just being kids.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Hahahahaha! You know Aero Surf girl is probably the one who doesn't quite fit in
are you sure this is nto the claymates when he announced he was gay?
That was me when the Milli Vanilli tape skipped.
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:31pm.
Regardless, this is why boys up to about the age of 11 say "yuck!" when girls are mentioned.
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Pfft in the 1950s maybe. Todays kids are parents by 15.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
That is hilarious! They are probably only about 11 or 12 years old. I am just happy that kids are upset over this kind of stupid shit rather than having to worry about something more substantial. Let them be kids and act dumb, I say. Too soon they will have to grow up and worry about bills, gas prices, etc.
Was that filmed in some kind of group home, I wonder? Check out the color of the walls, and the trash can on the left. Doesn't look like someone's home to me.
Regardless, this is why boys up to about the age of 11 say "yuck!" when girls are mentioned.
OMG priceless!
Who needs the pill when you have THAT for birth control?
This is the audience for probably 75% of the celebrities that we make fun of every day.
Ilove MK, you make my day Everyday.
By now they've forgotten he even existed.....probably all camping out in line to see Twilight for the first of a dozen times......
There is no darkness but ignorance.
What force is more potent than love?
And this is the future of America folks!
ROFL! As a parent of two teen girls, this is especially hysterical. Thankfully, my girls have never gotten crazy over a celebrity.
Although, they do plan on going to the movie theater three hours early after school tomorrow to get a ticket to that vampire movie with the guy with the hair. I'm getting old so I'm not up on all this current stuff anymore. That's all I know about it.
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God, my generation and those after me SUCK, so fuckin lame. And fuck American Idol for letting talentless countless idiots think they can sing.
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WE'LL DO IT LIVE! FUCK IT!!
I love the girl at the end..."I bet 50 dollars on this...I don't even have 50 dollars!"
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"Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over the world, I can't help but cry. I mean I'd love to be skinny like that but not with all those flies and death and stuff."
-Mariah Carey
That was hella funny! I kept going back and replaying their reaction.
That was me when the Flyers lost in the Stanley Cup Finals of 1976. OK, I didn't cry that long.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Homahgod.
"P.S. - Only winners shave. Remember that."
lol!
That reminds me of when I heard about the Beatles breaking up. Or was it the Backstreet Boys? Anyway, it was the day the music died.
LOLNESS