Thursday, November 20th 2008

His Royal Peen!

Prince William got caught by a pap giving a golden shower to a fence during one of his polo match and you can see his royal turtle smiling for the cameras. Actually, I think it's frowning. It wants some fucking privacy. And you can tell Prince William is a royal, because he holds his peen all classy-like. He probably shakes it with his pinky up.

If these were pictures of Prince Hot Ginge, I'd probably be running to the hospital, because my genitals would have exploded. Although, I doubt a pap could ever get a clear picture of Hot Ginge's peen. His ginge pubies are so shiny and magnificent that they blind cameras. Bitches have to wear cataract glasses when going down on him.

Anyway, Prince Willy's willy is after the jump. Don't lick the screen please. That could be dangers. JUMP!!!

Source: Ashton Cruz

Posted by: Michael K


STARRWURLD's picture

I was kind of excited @ first, now I'm just grossed out. Golden showers are not hot!

Justina's picture

Bitch flashed his peen on purpose. Yawn.

ploppsicle's picture

Ok I feel uncomfortable, that is the future King of the country after all, bearing in mind the royal curse doesn't get him and we get to have King Harry, which would be spiffier. I don't think they should have published that! It'll give old Queenie a startle

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tinymeat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We are crushed....we were expecting 'king-sized'!

(and don't give us that poopoo about it was soft, or it is a grower. with our decades of experience we know normalmeat(7 inches long and 6 inches qound on the tape meaure) from tinymeat(=under 7 inches)...and that's tiny!)

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Submitted by deez on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:20am.
Oh for fuck's sake, can they leave William and Harry alone?

Agreed.This is taking the piss.

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I said "Hell yeah!" It is nice to see a nice, fat, white dick. They do exist! He should not be ashamed, he has a pretty dick.

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Who cares about the royal peen...Gees, I have gotten old!

Important question of the night! Where are the puppies???????????

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As a member of the royal family you grow up knowing that you could be photographed at any second so why be so stupid as to take a leak outside where everyone can see you???? It makes no sense.

Unless he WANTED the word to see his todger of course!

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OK, so he's a show-er. But, is he a grow-er?

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Good stuff. He looks "endowed". FTFO @
"Although, I doubt a pap could ever get a clear picture of Hot Ginge's peen. His ginge pubies are so shiny and magnificent that they blind cameras. Bitches have to wear cataract glasses when going down on him".

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Submitted by deez on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:20am.

Oh for fuck's sake, can they leave William and Harry alone?
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I know. I know. Sometimes it's easy to forget these kids were BORN into fame/infamy/status and not given a choice. It's amazing they ever had a childhood AT ALL.

deez's picture

Oh for fuck's sake, can they leave William and Harry alone?

Although, it just occurred to me that with a name like William...and his 'willy' being shown to the world...he's going to have to deal with a few jokes.

By the way, I'm impressed.

Mrs.Hardin21's picture

I see London.
I see France...
Ive seen the Prince's pee pee outta his pants...
hehe

Well I must say...he is yummy!

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Oh my!I must say he is a lovely man ,yummy from head to toe!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Submitted by cowboyinsweden on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:17pm.

I'm with you. I didn't even realize there was a fence until I read the comments.

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This is definitely one of those situations where I would have preferred to imagine rather than actually see. EWWW.

Some men help me here....what is up with the upside down peace sign holding the pee pee for wee wees. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I don't believe this is common. Is this a royal thing?

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IMHO, he's holding it like that because he's most likely uncircumsized. I spent a few years in England as a kid...most men are not. And,(TMI, I am sure)my hubby is not either, and he has to pull back the foreskin to pee!

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I think it is a fake photo.

Like diamonds, we are ground by our own dust.

mickelg's picture

Like diamonds, we are ground by our own dust.

KP, yup. They both [fortunately] have a lot more of Diana's genteel good looks rather than fuggy daddy's crooked inbreedin' genes. New blood is a good thang proof positive.

Submitted by Triscuit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:57am.

I think he is cuter than the other one(don't be giving me that side~eye,MK)and he has a nice fat dick,even limp!
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I agree. I think his early balding is what throws off the hot but otherwise smokin' and the gorgeous peen proves it. He looks like his mama and she was nothin' to sneeze at in the looks dept.

Kp's picture

they are both hot...

Kp's picture

they are both hot...

Triscuit's picture

I think he is cuter than the other one(don't be giving me that side~eye,MK)and he has a nice fat dick,even limp!

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I'm not into water sports but that is one mouth watering penis.

Night, Tiger! I enjoyed your banter and interesting perspectives on dif subjects. I've always appreciated you! Sweet dreams. :)

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nighty night tigerlilly...
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Nighty night, hwores, may you sleep like Winonna Ryder on a flight to nowhere, dreaming of royal peen (only I'd suggest Prince Hot Ginge, but whatevs...)....

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StewieGriffin's picture

I'd hit it

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Yet another smashing moment for the Royals.
The REAL Family Jewels.

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OFFT: OMG, bitches! My house is FINALLY clean after that party TWO WEEKS AGO! UGH! I've been chipping away at it slowly but at first all I could do was look at it. UGGGGHH!

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Submitted by Team Valtrex on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:13pm.

Submitted by angel_i on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:09pm.

And yet, centuries of inbreeding hasn't given them a 3rd hand, to grip the back of their 1st cousin's head.
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O come on! He isn't that inbred! Isn't that why Chucky had to marry Diana? Cuz they were starting to get fugly inbred looks?

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yum.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:55pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:47pm.
Google me this: Mel Brooks alive or not.

History of the World def one of the funniest movies. He made so many...love his comedy.
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That ho is alive! So funny me ho! Ok, so he's 82ish, that's no excuse!
Oh, Mel can't get too old to make funny as shit movies, I won't stand for it!

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YES- Mel Brooks is ALIVE.
His wife Anne Bancroft died, but Mel is still with us.....

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"Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:59pm.
-And, that's his LIMP dick! If that's really his, that's a lot of pretty man meat. -Might have to give the hubster a rub and a tug later. :O~"

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Totally what I was thinking. Prince is packin!

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:57pm.

Laugh? Everybody always points and laughs.

-And, that's his LIMP dick! If that's really his, that's a lot of pretty man meat. -Might have to give the hubster a rub and a tug later. :O~

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troos gross

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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:50pm.

Oh god, I've been having such a terrible night. Thank you for that laugh, I needed it. <3

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:47pm.
Google me this: Mel Brooks alive or not.

History of the World def one of the funniest movies. He made so many...love his comedy.
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Brittny's picture

I had to call my husband in here to verify dick holding stature. He said that it looks like he is just "aiming it" and that its not to weird. I dont know, it looks fuckin weird to me.

Son_House's picture

Thats the hottest pee pee time I've ever seen, I don't even care if hes holding it like a leslie.

Submitted by fuzzyslippers on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:48pm.
Do all guys make that upside-down V with their fingers when they hold their bambam?

I use tweezers.

fuzzyslippers's picture

Do all guys make that upside-down V with their fingers when they hold their bambam?

I don't have one, so I wouldn't know.

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"I'm going to count to three, there will not be a four. Give me... the code." Hans Gruber, Die Hard

I need a new pair of panties just thinking about this.

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Submitted by Manimal5 on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:39pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:35pm.

The Royal Piss Boy?
Harvey Korman and Mel Brooks, "wait for the shake..."
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Yes! Yes! Not since BamBam's Boobie call last night have I felt so fulfilled (what? shutup on that...he still hasn't called me back, that bosomey SLUT)...
And I loved how Harvey Korman tossed the Piss Boy's tip into the piss bucket...AAHAHAHAHAHAHA!...
Where the hell has Mel Brooks been? He needs to be entertaining my tiger ass...Wait, he's not dead is he? Yeah, still no excuse...

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parissucksliterally's picture

looks like Wills has a nice willie to me!

heehee about "wait for the shake"!

Mel Brooks is a fucking genius.

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Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 11:35pm.

The Royal Piss Boy?
Harvey Korman and Mel Brooks, "wait for the shake..."

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