His Royal Peen!
Prince William got caught by a pap giving a golden shower to a fence during one of his polo match and you can see his royal turtle smiling for the cameras. Actually, I think it's frowning. It wants some fucking privacy. And you can tell Prince William is a royal, because he holds his peen all classy-like. He probably shakes it with his pinky up.
If these were pictures of Prince Hot Ginge, I'd probably be running to the hospital, because my genitals would have exploded. Although, I doubt a pap could ever get a clear picture of Hot Ginge's peen. His ginge pubies are so shiny and magnificent that they blind cameras. Bitches have to wear cataract glasses when going down on him.
Anyway, Prince Willy's willy is after the jump. Don't lick the screen please. That could be dangers. JUMP!!!
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Yeah, yeah, yeah...show me Prince Hot Ginge's cinnamon cured Kielbasa already....MMMMMM...red hot trouser snake...
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Submitted by Sock-Monkey on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:30pm.
He done look like he milking a cow...moooooooo!
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One Prince two buckets!
Submitted by MJF on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:27pm.
Um, you guys, am I the only one who recognizes that as an electric fence he's peeing on? Fuck! Even horses know not to pee on that shit!
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LMAO! Electric Peen Action!
That would be a lil' creepy. :O
S'nice.
Memaw loves the royal peen. She ain't dead yet.
He done look like he milking a cow...moooooooo!
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Um, you guys, am I the only one who recognizes that as an electric fence he's peeing on? Fuck! Even horses know not to pee on that shit!
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WOW! A REAL crowned head of Europe!
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Haha!. It's gross anyway, but at least nobody will be able to see their dicks soaked in pee. Ok, I know. Not SOAKED but we all know men don't wipe their little friend after taking a leak.
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And do you pee anywhere too?. You have no shame!. I can't pee if it's not a bathroom or a portable toilet at least. I suffer when I go camping and there are no bathrooms.
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Submitted by suze on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 10:06pm.
in the country on his property.
Who amongst us hasn't taken a slash outdoors.
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Personally, I have never taken a "slash" (which I hope you mean pee) outdoors.
Fucking paps have no shame! Let a man take a pee without worrying if his todger is going to be shown worldwide.
--thanks awfully--
I'm just glad he wasn't caught squatting a dump. A little peen doing its thing action is kinda sexay. Okay, so I'm weird. God save the Queen! -Especially when she sees this in the tabs! :P
Outstanding.
I can't believe the number of people surprised at this.
He's out in the open - at a polo match in the country on his property.
Who amongst us hasn't taken a slash outdoors.
Lighten up.
Morbid. My dog's name is Morbid.
I dunno, Deb. He's standing by a see-through chain-link fence. He could have easily steered his peen towards the shrubbery/trees/greenery in the background. Maybe he's got a bit of the Diana rebel in him. ?
MK, your right. I'd let Prince Ginge piss on me any place anytime. Who knew the younger bro would be such a hottie. It’s not the fall that kills you; it’s the sudden stop at the end.
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Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:46pm.
Years ago, certain shots were considered out of bounds. There is no reasson for this. It's some boob with a mega-telephoto lens. Wils isn't on some High street. He's in the country on his own property. As much of a proud American I am, I respect the British monarchy. Probably doesn't make sense, but I do.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
p.s. that is probably the most devious thing the little goody two shoes has ever done. unlike his brother who is pretty much the wild one.
Submitted by Aunt Bea on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:55pm.
Couldn't he find a port a potty or at least a tree?
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The Royale Peen in a port-o-let? Perish the thought!
Seriously though,...if this is real, he was showing off on purpose. -Not that there's anything wrong with that. *rubs eyes*
at least it's a nice size. but man, im not used to seeing penises in broad daylight like that. made my stomach turn to see pee coming out of it, ew.
200 years ago someone might have gotten their head cut off for seeing a prince's weiner like this.
Submitted by mike on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:54pm.
he has really stubby fingers.
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Haha! YOU LOOKED! *tickle*
Couldn't he find a port a potty or at least a tree? If I knew there were paps under every patch of grass, the last thing I would do is pee in public. But hey, that's just me.
Hey! Totally off-topic but I just now noticed that we are on "Thu"?
WTF happened to RSday? :O
Have things always been this way? I don't recall the day names being shortened before? Okay, so I've had about 3 hours sleep in seven days and perhaps my reality is a bit skewed and I haven't been here on the regular like I used to so if this is a stupid question please hit me with a fish.
he has really stubby fingers.
Submitted by Deb on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:44pm.
How rude! He's the heir to the British throne, for chrissakes! The paps are out of hand.
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Deb, he's even shunning the "porcelain throne"...oh da shame!
How rude! He's the heir to the British throne, for chrissakes! The paps are out of hand.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by KidL on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:26pm.
Maybe I am alone here, but I think William is really fug. Cute kid, handsome teen, but the older he has gotten the more the fug has crept in.
His little bro is the hot one!
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You are not alone...PRINCE GINGE POST! PRINCE GINGE POST! Pssht...fat chance MK's out whoring around like an ally cat or either doin' hood rat stuff...We're stuck with Prince Fug for the nignt...Meh, it could be worse...
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It's his majesty's royal staff!
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Love the way he's holding it. LMAO
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Awww he looks JUST like his mother there.
He really has his mothers look.... as he is standing there...peeing on the fence...
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Maybe I am alone here, but I think William is really fug. Cute kid, handsome teen, but the older he has gotten the more the fug has crept in.
His little bro is the hot one!
I don't care if the Peen Royale is a hoax because I fucking heart that peen now damnit. Give the little guy a forum and let him spew whatever he wants. I'm a good listener. *cleans ears*
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:13pm.
ooh...I just had a god awful thought...Thanks to Prince Willy's lil' epi-scandal with lil' turtle necked Willy, the Queen will put the kabosh on public Prince peen and we will NEVER see Prince Hot Ginge's red hot! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Pray for camp photos.
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ooh...I just had a god awful thought...Thanks to Prince Willy's lil' epi-scandal with lil' turtle necked Willy, the Queen will put the kabosh on public Prince peen and we will NEVER see Prince Hot Ginge's red hot! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
That strange grip is to hold the foreskin back. Better control of the output.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:07pm.
The Piss Boy is an absolute gem.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:48pm.
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:37pm.
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I lurved my The Piss Boy...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He looks upset. Nice peen though.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:05pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:04pm.
Well there you go! Stunt peen!
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Pretty good Photoshopping, too.
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Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 9:04pm.
Well there you go! Stunt peen!
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Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:58pm.
The pix are from Ashton Cruz's blog. I won't believe they're real until I see them in the Economist.
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The pix are not even in The Sun.
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Clever use of photoshop. I'm gonna need a cell phone video clip as confirmation that he's really holding the Royal Wang.
The pix are from Ashton Cruz's blog. I won't believe they're real until I see them in the Economist.
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"Instead of following my heart and doing something that made me really happy, I just did it [marriage] for the idea of everything." (Britney)
RE: Submitted by FarquharAmberschitz on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:13pm.
Europeans don't circumcise (unless they are Jewish). I think this photo is a phony - I can't believe with all the pap following that he'd do this. But regardless, the peen looks nice, whoever it belongs to!
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he isnt circumcised, hence the weird way he's handling his bits - one hand is pulling the foreskin back.
I've never been into prince william but he's suddenly become pretty hot...
~I hope he tells us to burn our pants~
That's not him! There's is no way he would piss outside after a polo match.
Can anyone say photoshop?
Re-dick-ulust!
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I was hoping it would have a little crown on it.
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Nah, just a Marvin the Martian helmet.
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@ Jojo and rotten_egg
i'm female an pee everywhere, too, when i have to and there are no bathrooms. equal rights for everybody.
Intact?
Submitted by Tigerlilly on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:43pm.
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:37pm.
It's good to be the king ... someday.
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Yes, Ma'am. I sure do. *wipes tears of laughter* *runs to terlit [meerkats do not pee in public]*
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Aaaahhhh ... why am I embarrassed? I don't even HAVE a penis!!
Submitted by Momus the Sarcastic on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:37pm.
It's good to be the king ... someday.
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You amemeber Piss Boy???? Someone remembers Piss Boy?????
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...