His Royal Peen!
Prince William got caught by a pap giving a golden shower to a fence during one of his polo match and you can see his royal turtle smiling for the cameras. Actually, I think it's frowning. It wants some fucking privacy. And you can tell Prince William is a royal, because he holds his peen all classy-like. He probably shakes it with his pinky up.
If these were pictures of Prince Hot Ginge, I'd probably be running to the hospital, because my genitals would have exploded. Although, I doubt a pap could ever get a clear picture of Hot Ginge's peen. His ginge pubies are so shiny and magnificent that they blind cameras. Bitches have to wear cataract glasses when going down on him.
Anyway, Prince Willy's willy is after the jump. Don't lick the screen please. That could be dangers. JUMP!!!
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I was hoping it would have a little crown on it.
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I hope he didn't get the royal pee on his royal shoes.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
Submitted by gyeah: "He's practicing for the "big date" with Paris' face."
LOL. I wish.
OK my angry coochie and I are out again - work AFTEr work hours, FUCKFUCKETYFUCK!!!
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:54pm.
That's one thing I want to undestand: Why do some men urinate everywhere like dogs?. The reason because they can is overrated. Are they THAT lazy so they pee everywhere instead of doing it inside a proper bathroom?.
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Or at least behind a proper-sized bush or tree to hide their business, or behind a building, it's not rocket science, cocks on feet! YEAH I'm on the rag again AND?!
He probably shakes it with his pinky up.
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lmfao
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peen, post zzzz BUT what's the deal with his royal teeth? How about some royal veneers, or at least some white strips.
He is seriously making peeing an artform
Oh no indeed you're not the only one who thinks he looks hung, and if anybody thinks this was an accident ... good for him too! You know, it actually worked! I'm slightly less bored by him now! Poor Wills. Well, thank God we all know now he's at least got something going for him as he ages like something outta Star Trek.
That is a GENEROUS HELPING. My eyes just had multiples. Thank the Lord for today. Also, for being a pervert.
I would expect this of the hillbillies that run in my neck of the woods, however, I would expect that someone of royal lineage would be a tad more discreet when releaving himself. Do men just have to be like dogs and piss everywhere? Toilets, use them!
He's holding his cock like it's a pool stick.
Submitted by rotten_egg on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:54pm.
That's one thing I want to undestand: Why do some men urinate everywhere like dogs?. The reason because they can is overrated. Are they THAT lazy so they pee everywhere instead of doing it inside a proper bathroom?.
I think it's kind of like the neighborhood dogs...marking their territory, or something.
Nice peen!
Submitted by Sheeps on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:54pm.
He doesn't have a royal footman to hold it for him?
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"Oh, Piss Boy"....Does anyone remember Piss Boy from "History of the World Part II"? Prince Willy needs him a proper piss boy...
And William is no Prince Hot Ginge, not by a long shot, those horse teef, and that schnoz? Not hot...Nope, Ginge is the only hot Prince...
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Sorry, Roger, you are tiger now...
He's practicing for the "big date" with Paris' face.
Europeans don't circumcise (unless they are Jewish). I think this photo is a phony - I can't believe with all the pap following that he'd do this. But regardless, the peen looks nice, whoever it belongs to!
is thursday 'GROSSING OUT DAY' or something? cos since early morning MK has been posting vomit inducing posts. *barfs*
not bad, but its too bad this didn't come out when he was still hot.
He does have a rather odd three-fingered grip. Of course I'd have to blow the photo up to a thousand times its original size, before I could give a definitive opinion *searching for magnifying glass*
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Submitted by Tubereuse on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:54pm.
Is it circumsized?
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I'd venture "no" because circumcision isn't as popular in the UK as it is in the States. Can't tell from the picture though. He might be hosting a Royal Snip. =D
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The queen must be so proud.
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He is definitely NOT CIRCUMCISED!
But, Yum.. anyways!
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:58pm.
Submitted by chica robotica on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:59pm.
Three.
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He is a sexy lil slut. I love the disdain he has for the camera.
No word on the number of shakes he gave little Willy.
Submitted by wildchildintn on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 8:00pm.
Male British subjects bow; female British subjects curtsy; Americans just smile and nod.
Ravishers kneel and ...
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Submitted by madam s. on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:56pm.
What is the proper etiquette in greeting the Royal Peen?
kneeling with open mouth?
dunno, it makes me uncomfortable to see Di's son's peen.
he's a nice size...
going to bleach irises
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It's a good size. He is so HOT!
Your face!
I can't believe it took MK so long to post this. I saw this on Gawker around 5:30.
What is the proper etiquette in greeting the Royal Peen?
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Well, I enlarged the pic, centered in on the peen, gave a few kind words and then quickly hid the peen shot from my hubby..but that may have been improper.
Why would someone who is constantly followed by photographers do this?
Submitted by . on Thu, 11/20/2008 - 7:58pm.
Nice two finger hold. Is that the prim and proper British way?
Am I the only shmuck that thinks he looks hung??
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No, I'm a shmuck like you.
I'm kind of shocked that no one has commented yet. Royal peen!
Nice two finger hold. Is that the prim and proper British way?
Am I the only shmuck that thinks he looks hung??
What is the proper etiquette in greeting the Royal Peen?
That's one thing I want to undestand: Why do some men urinate everywhere like dogs?. The reason because they can is overrated. Are they THAT lazy so they pee everywhere instead of doing it inside a proper bathroom?.
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Um.. can anyone tell if he's circumsized?
Is it circumsized?
He doesn't have a royal footman to hold it for him?
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Hot ginge would have been better!
Although this act makes him hotter in my book, he still resembles his father way too much now. Harry is the cuter prince
can anyone hand me a microscope???
Hmph..not bad at all...Im surprised actually. I was thinking much smaller..
Classy.
"Mickey probably told Miley, 'Billy Ray ain't your father. I AM! I'm your daddy! I say when this game is over! Now go shake that ass and bring home the cheese!'" -MK, 22-09-08