Friday, November 21st 2008

Hot Slut Of The Day!

Jon Mikl Thor - Canadian bodybuilder turned heavy metal legend! Jon is the first bodybuilder to have one Mr. Canada and Mr. USA. He's the frontman of the heavy metal band "THOR." One fan of the band had this to say about Jon Mikl Thor: "Thor is one of the greatest showmen I've ever seen. I was truly amazed." Enough said.

Below is a clip from Thor's Oscar-worthy performance in "Rock 'N' Roll Nightmare."


For Jody

Posted by: Michael K


Ok, I take back what I said about the vedio of that Polish chick, Danuta Lato. THIS is the most horendous thing I have ever seen!

I don't know which is sadder, the "special effects", his "acting", or a grown man in girly makeup, tons of hairspray, and a metal diaper trying to act all "manly" when he's obviously sooo in the closet! And is it just me or am I the only one that got the vibe that he "wrestled" with that baby octopus thingy like he "wrestles" with his dick?

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Leona's picture

I think it's Kate Hudson, pre-wax job.
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Submitted by kacky on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:30pm.

Are you sure that's not Kim Zolciak?

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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)

The shower scene from "Rock N Roll Nightmare" is one of the most disturbing things I've ever seen.....

I've seen some bad stuff in my time...some stuff that has scarred me for life. But this... this... takes it to another level.

Are you sure that's not Kim Zolciak?

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KG's picture

Tee Hee!

_fail_'s picture

That's tran-tastic.

letinstar's picture

lol...i'm speechless...
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Melinda's picture

I don't know where you find clips like this, but I love it! Good work!!

Stock Broker's picture

Oklahoma ~ did you know that "Thor" from Adventures in Babysitting is Vincent D'Onfrio from Law & Order?

thesillyk's picture

Oh boy, I love this shit!

Screw. This. Game.
Screw you.
And your sister.
And whatever pets you may own at the moment.

whippersnapper's picture

That looked more like he was fighting the Chupacabra than Satan.

Tubereuse's picture

For a second I was afraid that was Robert Plant.

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Submitted by circestars on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:50pm.

When else can you pay $10.00 to see a dude wear a bear mask, a goat mask, and four monster masks, all while he destroys a television, rips off mostly all his clothing among other displays of complete shockery?
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No disrespect, but check out your local Waffle House about 3 a.m.

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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK

Thor is a TOTAL badass. 100% the best showman of all time. When else can you pay $10.00 to see a dude wear a bear mask, a goat mask, and four monster masks, all while he destroys a television, lights the stage on fire, and rips off mostly all his clothing among other displays of complete shockery? Thunder On The Tundra: learn about it. Excellent choice MK.

jiggywiddit's picture

Goldie Hawn has chest hair??? Wha???

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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK

RJII's picture

the devil thingy is a trip. i want one.

chowgirl69's picture

What kind of fuckery is this?? Is this a hair band from the 80's or something?? Cuz I'm Canadian and I've never heard of this dude before. Isn't the fur stoll over top of the fucking bear rug he's got going on on his chest a bit overkill though?

applejones's picture

OMG!! I LOVE Thor, I own a t-shirt & his documentary!

"You got to the dogs away
You got to keep the dogs at bay...."

Man, I love Grace Jones & Thor. I should probably be on meds.
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oklahoma's picture

I just remember a Thor from the Adventures of Babysitting.. Remember that lil girl was drawing him, and used her brothers Zit creme as the red.. LMAO

also LMAO @ the CWord re: Teasing her hair..

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LOLcatsFan's picture

Thor also blows up hot wter bottles until they burst at his shows. His last album was called Devastation of Musculation. It does NOT get better than that.

Stock Broker's picture

The C Word ~ you can call me Thor anytime!

LA's picture

Is this the guy who got into it with Larry David on that episode of Curb?

Mr. Mercury's picture

Oh man. Where do I sign up for one of those jewel encrusted studded heavy metal jockstraps? A new one would be nice but one soaked in Thorsweat would be even better!
*makes "sign of the devil" and rocks out wildly over morning coffee*

"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"

PETA needs to flour bukkake this slut!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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kittycatastrophe's picture

I love it...I fucking love it!

I'm sorry that I know this, but he's also been in some porn

radio siren's picture

BEST. PHOTO. EVERRRRR.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:21am.
The C Word ~ tease away darlin'.
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I'll keep teasing if you agree to a) let me call you "Thor" and b) show me your magical golden hammer.

Forgive me, it's the meds talking. ;)

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You fargin sneaky bastage!

I met him a couple of times and hung out with him once. He is a really nice guy but kind of sleazy.

Stock Broker's picture

The C Word ~ tease away darlin'.

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Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:09am.
The C Word ~ I got my camera ready...start rolling on the hood!
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LOL!

Give me a sec...I'm still teasing my hair.

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You fargin sneaky bastage!

Stock Broker's picture

The C Word ~ I got my camera ready...start rolling on the hood!

On Topic: I miss reading my Thor comics.
I thought Hollyweird was going to make it into a movie?

The C word's picture

This makes me want to put on a white dress and roll around on the hood of a Jaguar.

Team Final Net.

(Morning ho's and hobags!)

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You fargin sneaky bastage!

Wasn't he the opening act for Spinal Tap?

Rishkin's picture

Cool!

I miss the 80's :(

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Bondagebarbie's picture

He looks like a real spoogebeast,I gots to get me some metal underwear!

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

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Michael Madsen circa 1985, before he decided that a career in acting, and not rock, would fit him "better."

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Submitted by Queef Richards on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:20am.
The last time I saw him on stage he was going for a more modern look: short hair, dark clothing, goatee. Kind of like an overgrown Chris Cornell. But he still did his signature trick of bending a solid metal bar with his teeth.
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sonne's picture

Those eyes! That hair! Seduction by nordic myth, lol.

OMG, that was fun!

angel_i's picture

GWAR! WOOT! WOOT! ROCK ON, MAN!

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luscious_t's picture

This reminds me of Gwar. I had a friend into all this kind of shit.

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The last time I saw him on stage he was going for a more modern look: short hair, dark clothing, goatee. Kind of like an overgrown Chris Cornell. But he still did his signature trick of bending a solid metal bar with his teeth.

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Submitted by joe shmoe on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:11am.

Submitted by Queef Richards on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:51am.
This is so awesome! No lie -- I know Thor and he is a total sweetie, but that's an old pic of him. He's not looking that "hot" now.
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He's hung up his sword has he?

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Emeriesan's picture

This is what pete and ass should ve named their kid after.

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Michaela's picture

OMG MK!! They used to show his video on U68 the Power Hour in NYC back in the 80s. His GF was the one in the red leather suit. I seriously think her name was Pantera too. He played at Lamour in Brooklyn (the original one not the shit one they have out now in Staten Island)!! HAHAHAHAHA

LOVE IT!!!

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Submitted by Queef Richards on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 8:51am.
This is so awesome! No lie -- I know Thor and he is a total sweetie, but that's an old pic of him. He's not looking that "hot" now.
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He's hung up his sword has he?

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I've seen his profile on the millionaire & celebrity dating club^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^ for hook up hot sexy women!

melissochka's picture

BWAAHAHAHAAAAA

Oh, this made my morning. I love Rock & Roll Nightmare.

angel_i's picture

THOR! WOOT! WOOT! ROCK ON, MAN!

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Queef Richards's picture

This is so awesome! No lie -- I know Thor and he is a total sweetie, but that's an old pic of him. He's not looking that "hot" now.