Mowgli From "The Jungle Book" Does Not Approve!
Asshole Simpson and Pete Wentz's Emo Baby decided to take his chances and finally come out, but he will probably regret that decision for the rest of his life! Asshole finally popped out a baby boy yesterday in Los Angeles after being pregnant for like 2 or 3 years at least! He weighed in at 7 lbs., 11 oz., and was 20 1/2 inches long and these two dumb fuck douche bags named the poor boy BRONX MOWGLI WENTZ. As if he didn't have it bad enough with these two as parents, the big-tittied frog as an aunt and Papa Joe as his pepaw. BRONX MOWGLI? He's probably already on his way to his lawyer's office to file for emancipation from his parents. Naming a kid that is child abuse.
I mean, BRONX MOWGLI? First of all, his initials are BMW! Trust me. That wasn't a coincidence. They just want free shit. Second of all, his short initials are BM. Third of all, the name Mowgli is already taken by that boy from "The Jungle Book"! I knew these short bus rejects would deliver a truly busted baby name, but they took the fucking cake, ate it, barfed it up and then ate it again.
A spokeswhore for Ass & Pete said, "Ashlee, Pete and baby Bronx are all healthy and happy, and thank everyone for their well wishes!"
Correction: BMW is not happy. Ass and Pete may think he's crying, because he's a little baby, but that's not the case. He's crying because his name is BMW and he already hates life!!! With a name like BMW, he can either be a low-rent neighborhood rapper or a low-rent neighborhood DJ.
Somewhere in the world, Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale has stopped crying over his name and is finally smiling, because someone has an even fuglier name than him.
not much at all, Meadow
Cayman Wentz would've been better, and I'm practically bleeding vodka at this point.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
one of my online friends they should have named him....[this is so fucking awesome.]
Shampoo And Wentz
think about it for a hot minute.
then tell me how hard you laughed at that. XD
I lost all respect for Saturday Night Live when they thought this piece of shit fake fucking homely "singer" was relevent enough to actually have on their show. Ashlee Simpson is a fraud and her father is going right to hell. I'll see him there.
Pete Wentz's band blows donkey cumshots. Their lead singer is a fat little cunt, and Pete Wentz is a complete and utter gerbil bitten dingleberry.
This is worse than Apple, Zuma, Moses, Pilot Inspektor...okay, maybe not Pilot...but these too are complete retards if they think that name is "cool"
When I was pregnant, we had some general "rules" for names & one of them was No Places (i.e. BRONX, Brooklyn-which has become popular, ugh-Dallas, Austin, etc.)
Also, one was Nothing that embarrasses the kid when he/she is an adult. Pete & Ass didn't take this advice, apparently.
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What in Sears Portrait Studio hell is this shit?! MK on Britney Spears' album "Circus"
Um...my youngest stepson's initials are BMW, but all three of his names are normal and his dad didn't plan the initials (the middle stepson's initials are RAW).
"Bronx Wentz" sounds like a couple of Don Martin sound-effects.
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Bronx Mowgli Wentz?!!
I feel sorry for that kid. Maybe they actually gave him a normal name and released this one just to get some press? I was actually expecting something semi normal for these two.
Oh well, Angie can always name her next son Felix. And I'm still waiting for someone to name their baby, Baby. Or Babii.
should've named it "seven"..George Costanza
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
Bronx Wentz poopie in his panties.
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♥"Late night sex, so wet and so tight"♥ T.I
I bet Jessica is relieved it's a boy so she won't have any new competition.
Eeeew. I just grossed myself out.
Roxie: Totally. And he's the type who's bisexual now, and goes to full flame in ten years.
That poor kid.
I think Pete is bisexual just from stuff he has said in interviews. Mowgli looks a little like Pete.
only thing worse than being named Bronx Mowgli Wentz is having that name and Ashlee's old nose.
Pete Wentz is now officially someone's dad. How f'ing scary is that?
Its like these celebrities are trying to out douche each other by naming their kids weirder and weirder things.
Queens Schmoo Wentz.
TRONA (in CA) is the worst place I have EVER visited besides besides TIJUANA in Mexico. I think Ashley can name he next kid any one of those. If she is naming her kids after crappy places.
It would have been funnier if they named him Waco or Wilmette. Neither is even from the Bronx or NY.
if they have a girl next
Yonkers Briar Rose
or unisex
Westchester Winnie-the-Pooh Wentz
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:09am.
You know, you could name a lot of people using the town/Disney character combination.
Boston Dumbo
Atlanta Pinocchio
Vicksburg Cinderella
Sacramento Lightning McQueen
Submitted by tangerine on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:02pm.
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I know a couple who named their 2 kids Independence and Cheyenne.
Submitted by mslewis on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:51pm.
...I'm willing to bet Ass and Pee have never read the book nor do they have a clue who Kipling was, they just named him for the Disney character.)
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You'd win that bet. Stupid pot heads.
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They were dork-sided!
They are in deep denial if they think their kid isn't going to NEED a normal name to use on resumes and such... I doubt they'll have generation-spanning wealth in 20 years. There have been so many studies done on which resumes get tossed and which are kept, and a funky or too-ethnic name will often get you eliminated right off the bat. Not really fair, since you can't CHOOSE your name, but it happens. Poor kid.
If I had to name my child after a city, it would be Butte. I still giggle like an 11 year old because it looks like butt.
I want to be a mon, mon cub and walk right into town. I'm tired of bein' like other apes, I'm tired of monkeyin' aroundddddddddd. Ohhhhhhh ooo ooo ooo, I wanna be like a you ooo ooo...I wanna talk a like a you, walk a like a you too ooo oo.
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If you want a paw paw? -Or a prickly pear? And you get a raw paw? Well, next time beware!
-Don't forget to take a chance on those fancy ants...just try a few!
haha. My lyrics are probably muddled but my daughter watched so many disney VHS tapes that I think that my mind is ingrained with that shit.
I think all parents who name their kid a stupid name should go around themselves one week w/ a fake stupid name and see how embarassing it is for themselves. Then give their kid a NEW name.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:00pm.
Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:09am.
Motown Minnie...or is that one taken?
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The name Bronx Wentz just doesn't roll off your tongue, does it? But the name Bronx itself I don't find so bad. As for the middle name, I think it is horrendous.
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Submitted by ImpertinentVixen on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:09am.
You know, you could name a lot of people using the town/Disney character combination.
Boston Dumbo
Atlanta Pinocchio
Vicksburg Cinderella
Sacramento Lightning McQueen
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To bad they didn't name him Queens Wenz!
If the kid has any brains at all (highly doubtful)he will take one look at his dad, one look at his mother and climb back in cuz that's as good as it gets!
I don't usually laugh about a baby's name but this one just has me rolling!!! "Jungle Book" was one of my favorites as a child and I had a major crush on Mowgli. Never thought a real person would ever have that name!!! (I'm willing to bet Ass and Pee have never read the book nor do they have a clue who Kipling was, they just named him for the Disney character.)
Angelina Jolie would have never named a child Bronx. Say what you will about her but she would never copy Posh by naming her kid after a Borough. Besides, there is still Alex and Max left for her boys to come!!
As if he didn't have it bad enough with these two as parents, the big-tittied frog as an aunt and Papa Joe as his pepaw. BRONX MOWGLI?
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Poor kid..hope Brangelina adopts him
hast anyone noticed? pete wentz and mowgli are the same person!! at least they look the same
"Bronx Wentz" just doesn't flow AT ALL. But really, is anybody surprised? I expect nothing less idiotic from these two douches.
First of all, Angelina and Brad won't have to think of another baby name that ends in the letter X to name their next son. Secondly, I think I'd rather be called BMW for the rest of my life instead of the actual three names verbally said aloud. Poor kid. :(
Brooklyn has become a popular name arround here for trailer park girl babies.
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Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions.-MK
Bronx
Wentz
Ack--i have a hairball now.
you just know it's going to come out "Bronx Wets" in school.
maybe they were paying honor to aunt jess. doesn't mowgli mean frog?
I agree that baby is going to be fugly, Peter is so disguisting. I want to punch him in the face
Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale shall just go by Rock Rossdale. Only close family and friends can call him Zuma Nesta.
as for Bronx... Those Wentz brats are such biters! Posh and Becks already claimed a borough with Brooklyn.
Imma need someone to name their child Manhattan, or Boston, or Philly, or Denver! Actually I quite fancy Denver.
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"This is all rather 'may-jah'..."
~Posh-esque
They are trying WAY too hard. The only bright side is that their kid will hate them.
There's probably something wrong with me because I don't feel *that* bad about the name Mowgli, at least as a middle name, but I think it's only because you put that cute cartoon picture up there.
But Bronx is just horrible. Where do people come up with these stupid names?
Idiots.
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"...We don't exist for the beautiful people of the world...We're there for the oddball, the rebel, the outcast, the geek!"
What the fuck? He took my baby's name! Fuck, now my yet to exist baby is going to be born nameless. This is fucking bullshit!
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"Her voice sounds like a goat in heat..." - Balenciaga Bitch on Sarah Palin (10/6/08).
I( just know they is gonna make that baby wear skinny diapers and dresses.
All his baby dolls will have their eyes pre-poked out cause they think that shit is cool.
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We is tailing jokes in hair twoday!
these two need to grow up...
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he doesn't know anything, he didn't do anything, and he doesn't give a shit...
God that emo douchebag dude Pete is fugly.
that's why you need to be ready to have kids. if you're going to give them stupid names like this so they'll be teased for life then you're obviously not suited to be parents. teehee...BM means bowel movement. that is so suitable given Asslee's history with it!
Your face!
Let's see what the kid's saddled with:
A pair of moronic talentless parents.
A creepy ol' pervert grandpa.
Genes for a gigantic chin.
No inherited talent whatsoever.
Named after a low-rent part of NYC and a Kipling/Disney character, thus copying trashy British celebs.
Yup, he's doomed. Keep him away from sharp objects because he'll off himself as soon as he can toddle.
The upside is that now those two can get divorced and stop pretending to be THE SO VERY IN LUV ROCK'N'ROLL CUPPLE, and Wentz can finally emerge from the closet.
Did anyone expect anything different from these two desperate scene hags?
@ Mr. Peterson--
Is your avie Chris Makepeace from the Bill Murray movie "Meatballs"?
I loved that movie.
*wipes nostalgic tear*
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
Submitted by EvilShoe on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 12:45pm.
Couldn't they give him a more normal name considering he's already going to be dealing with the whole big ass chin situation in childhood?
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Rumer, meet Bronx Mowgli.
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"Michael Phelps - No. The body is sexy, but the face didn't get the memo."--MK
FUCKTARDS
OMG. That poor fucking kid. He is going to be ridiculed for life.
What a stupid name.
Couldn't they give him a more normal name considering he's already going to be dealing with the whole big ass chin situation in childhood?
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