Saint Angie Rules The Celebrity Media
The New York Times ran an article yesterday on how Saint Angelina keeps her holy image by controlling the celebrity media. None of this is really OMGJAWDROPPING news, because we all know she's a famewhore who can basically get what she wants with just a snap from her praying mantis fingers. But it's interesting to read about her famewhoring at work.
When People Magazine handed over $14 million to Brangelina for the exclusive photos of the beloved twin messiahs, it wasn't only about the money. Saint Angie wanted more. She wanted their soooouuuulllls. Basically. Before they shook hands, Saint Angie wanted People to agree that they would only show her family in a positive light. Not just for the twins issue, but also in the future (aka FOREVER).
Saint Angie also sent People a memo stating what she kind of coverage she wanted to see in the story. People had to submit some kind of editorial plan based on her requirements for the twins story before she agreed to go with them.
People also promised that they would never use the term "Brangelina," because Saint Angie and Brad hate it. Good to know. If you're ever near the holy family, just start screaming "BRANGELINA!" and then sit back and watch Saint Angie's forehead veins pop in anger.
A spokeswhore for People said the Times source is lie-telling and that " the magazine does not determine editorial content based on the demands of outside parties.” Oh, but Saint Angie is not an "outside party." She's always an "inside party." I don't know what that means exactly, but you know.
In 2003 when Saint Angie and Billy Bob split up, UsWeekly asked her for an interview, but she turned their asses down. But later a source said Angie told UsWeekly the exact time and place she would be out playing with Maddox in public. Of course, the pappies came out and Saint Angie ended up looking like a mother trying to have a private moment with her son, instead of a famewhore who manipulated the shot.
And when Saint Angie's hypnotic vagina tore down Brad Pitt and Jennifer Aniston's home, she immediately went on damage control and visited Pakistan so the focus would be on her charity work instead of her homewrecking ways.
Trevor Neilson, her philanthropic advisor, said, “People don’t realize the complexity of what Angie is doing. A lot of her charity work is done quietly and not in front of the media.”
To sum it up: Saint Angie is the famewhore of all famewhores and a media mastermind!
This is only the beginning!!!! In the near future, all of us will receive memos from the holy BRANGELINA (HA!) family stating what kind of thoughts we can have about them. Trust me, she can read our minds. The minute we start to think, "I like Jennifer Aniston," we're immediately moved to the top of the "eternity in hell" list.
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KNEW IT! But after reading it I realize how wonderfully manipulative she actually is. The kids, the adoptions, even the humanitarian efforts.... how much of it is to fix her tarnished image? Interesting that it states she actually does call the papz to set up photo ops. Let's assume the recent pics in New Orleans with her leaning on Pitt while talking w/strangers was her doing as well. All the staged photos of her and the kids walking through New Orleans with cheetos in hand - no coincidence. Now you KNOW she was the one behind the photos of her and Pitt on the beach in Africa after his separation! I just don't think that box of rocks was in on it. How else would the papz know they were even there? I always questioned that. All these interviews she gives, it's all a ploy. He even admitted that he did the W photo spread of his family for the sake of promoting his movie. They're such ATTENTION WHORES. These are not two people that put children first and care about family. They care more about IMAGE and staying relevant. That's why they schlep the family from city to city just to walk the red carpet and location to location for film roles. They must be afraid that if they stand still, they'll disappear. God forbid they get pushed out of the spotlight before they give their retirement speeches!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GF90sGtRoHU
Probably a helluva lot more accurate than they thought.
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Submitted by Mel-Tang on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:48am.
Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:47am.
This post is about Brangelina and Angie's controlling manipulative ways, not Jennifer Anniston.
Ok Jenn, thanks for the heads up. :)
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I wish! Rich, single, great figure, great style, good friends, steady work, house in Malibu...
I read on JJ the other day(those people are sooo loony!) "Brad and Angie will take over the world with their beauty and humanitarianism(Loons can spell that?!) Imagine Brad and Angie as President and first lady!!"---I almost shit myself.
Seriously, imagina(typo stays) THAT.
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
JAnybody else think she's trying desperately to look like the evil queen from Snow White? I know some wax museum had her as the queen and Aniston as Snow White (uh yeah), but now she looks like she's trying to do it on purpose.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Ahhh yes * shameless media manipulation 101* as invented by Princess Di.
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I hope their little worlds implode just like Tommy Girl's is. This whole "we'll fuck with whomever we want & then buy a kid to redeem ourselves" game is getting old & tired. Just like they look.
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I think the media manipulation is starting to backfire on the Brangelina clan. I know more people who hate them than love them. Personally, when I see these two, I want to slap them around with my least favorite dildo.
Submitted by Nanners on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:36am.
Morticia's a bitch!
WORD.
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Submitted by No Words on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:47am.
This post is about Brangelina and Angie's controlling manipulative ways, not Jennifer Anniston.
Ok Jenn, thanks for the heads up. :)
Rich and famous people suck.
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And another thing I can't stnd is her self righteous look (see picture). You can just see her think, "You are nothing common folk". I hate it.
Why am I not one damn bit surprised by this?
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This post is about Brangelina and Angie's controlling manipulative ways, not Jennifer Anniston.
Ange is a sour faced old crout - hypnotic vag or not -
'she does a lot of charity work privately'? it's not that private when your PR dude is going around telling everyone is it?
we're not all as stoopid as your beautiful husband, you know...
Submitted by Snarkley on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:41am.
So the Brangeloons will have have to type out the saintly couple's names seperately during their muliple daily posts?
The Jenniloons are lucky...they don't have to worry about the moniker thing because no one wants to be Manny's bf. lol
Rich and famous people suck.
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Submitted by Snarkley on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 9:41am.
So the Brangeloons will have have to type out the saintly couple's names seperately during their muliple daily posts?
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O no! They fixed that SO long ago! They're on top of it, hunny:) They now refer to them as BAMPSVZK (is that everyone?) Or, of course - God Bless the Jolie-Pitts!
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So the Brangeloons will have have to type out the saintly couple's names separately during their muliple daily posts?
You know who was very good at that as well...MADONNA. And it all turned against her. And one day, and I pray that day comes soon, HOlie's star will fade and this controling and famewhoring will bite her back BIG TIME! Those magazines are only loyal for a certain time period. There comes a time that they'll turn against her. And I for one can't wait when that happens.
I'm not a famewhore but I do know one thing, NEVER do business with those magazines.
Her charity is done quietly but we always hear about it. *shrugs*
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
"People don’t realize the complexity of what Angie is doing."
Well, it can't be too complex, because Brangelina are dumber than stumps. It doesn't take brains to be a controlling slut.
I wonder how many times Chinny called the paps to tell her same, boooooring ass, poor me story. She makes people want to off themselves. Everyone there does it.
Rich and famous people suck.
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I for one don't realize the complexity of what Angie is doing. Good moral works happen in private, when no one is looking.
No news here. She controls everything, even Brad's BMs.
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Seriously, is any of this a surprise to anyone? I mean, I have thought she was a manipulative whore for years.
No wonder Brad looks like a trapped rat.
this crazy bitch's self-absorbtion level is reaching astronomical proportions.
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Saint Angelina keeps her holy image by controlling the celebrity media
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NO! She does NOT do that! Who said that?!? H8TRS!
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Oh please. They are all major famewhores. That's the game in Hollywood. Who can one-up who. It's part of their job. EVERYONE calls the paps because THEY want to be on the cover.
Rich and famous people suck.
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No big surprise. I wonder if JJ will report on this? No, their servers will implode.
So, when MZSPKV eventually lose their shit and start stabbing people and/or write a tell-all and/or shoot laserbeams out of their eyes, People can't report negatively on it??
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