Guy Ritchie Is Officially Free!
Guy Ritchie is probably feeling an unfamiliar itching down below this morning, because his nutsack has finally returned to him! Reunited and it feels so saggy!
A court in the UK declared Vadge & Guy's 7-year marriage over in just a matter of minutes. It will take about six weeks of gross paperwork for the divorce to be finalized and official. Both Vadge and Guy decided to skip the court party today. She's on tour in Philadelphia and he's filming in Liverpool.
According to the papers,the two haven't lived together for 6-months. Vadge signed a sworn statement saying that the reason their marriage failed was due to Guy's "unreasonable behaviour." She also said his bad behavior was continuing.
Unreasonable behavior? Eating a delicious cheeseburger is unreasonable behavior to her. Fuck. Disagreeing with her opinion is unreasonable. Shit. Having any kind of fun is unreasonable! She should have just wrote that he didn't follow THE CONTRACT! "Contract, Guy, contract. You didn't follow it."
There were reports that Guy Ritchie told Vadge to keep her sweet money, but The Sun claims that isn't so. According to their asses, Guy will get to keep his pub, the country estate and he will also get a cash payment of £25million (or $50USD after the conversion).
Last night, Guy told reporters, "It was never about money – never about her bloody art collection. I just wanted to settle it and move on. I didn't raise any objections at any stage until she insisted the children lived permanently in New York."
Now that they are pretty much divorced, can Vadge please give back the British accent?
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So, any bets on how BIG the celebration Guy is going to throw? The Queen may as well make it a national goddamn holiday.
& y'alls comments in here are cracking me up XD
(as usual!)
Go, Guy! git yer sex on!
KD. That is so neat, I'd love to see that book. Hmmm.. So its that easy, ay, just reading from a book! Now we know their secrets.. Muah!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:32am.
*licks the air around me*
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....LOL! you're something else.
ed: mornings...
DQ- I totally know what you mean! I was almost best friends with my ex's mom and after we broke up, I just couldn't move on and still talk to her all the time, so I ended up having to push her away. The rest of his fam was pretty cool, too.
Good Morning OKie!!!*purrs back*
My kitteh was purring this morning too!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Submitted by TT99 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 11:10am.
She's doing some version of what Marilyn did: the movie star, the intellectual, the Yankee...
I wonder how Lourdes feels about all this? If she got attached to Guy? I was in a long term relationship w/ a guy who had 2 daughters. I'd known the younger one since she was a baby. When we broke up & I no longer got to see the girls, it was devastating for me. I missed them more than him!
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"I'm intellectual & stuff." "You're flunking English. That's your mother tongue & stuff."
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I'm still on Team Vadge. If you're Madonna, and your man can barely make a hit movie, he should at least be able to hit a baseball out of Yankee Stadium.
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Okie- I had a friend who took acting classes, and he had a book that had words in different accents that were spelled phonetically how you pronounce them. It was fun to read. I talk in accents sometimes and my BF's family gets a big kick out of it.
Oh, and congratulations to Guy for getting his pair of boys back. The balls!
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
If the kids are living in Noo Yawk and she's polishing A-Rod's knob, will she start speaking in Noo Yawkese? Cause she's such a changeable chameleon and all that, yo.
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Sweet barbecued Jesus with a side of cole slaw, I'm this close to just rolling down the subway stairs and out onto the third rail. - Jan_In_The_Pan
MissPriss!! *purrs in your ear* Morning!!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Vadge spells behavior "behaviour". HAG
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
Good now Madonna can fuck A-rod...oh wait. Well she can always pull an Angelina and deny that they fucked hardcore before the divorce. Nobody would believe it, but that didn't stop Angelina.
JizzKitty!! Oh you really put me in my spot! OH I am so ashamed to hold my head up now! Oh snap!
Stupid!
KD.. Oh so they already do like peels for peens? Well, I did not know this! And if they do this, then yes, they must do ball moisturizers.. Or you could just moisturize your forehead up real good like, then have the man, bloop his balls right on the most lotioned spot.. Voila!!
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LoLo! oh yeah, Your Chili.. mmmmm .. hahaha.. I love South Park!!
"I can't stand fake accents.. OMG like that new movie Nicole Kidman is in, and my husband is like Oh her and that guy are both from Australia, how fitting that its called Australia! I just looked at him, and glared, I'm like "WTF, just b/c you have an accent does not mean you Literally are from that place, idiots fake that shit, like Britney! Herrrooo!" He thought I was being dumb or jealous. But right?? Helllooo!! lol.. Madonna is like from the Projects or something. "
Ehm Nicole and Jack are both Aussies. So er.. That IS their accent! There is nothing fake about that (lots is fake about Nicole, her accent is spot on). I am really not sure what the point you make is though.
Guy is hot. Madonna is a has been, now dating a loser like A Rod. Guy walks away with his reputation improved. Vadge walks away looking mean, desperate and MAJORLY downgraded her man. I used to be such a big fan but she is so... Over..
Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:44am.
OMG! he was like Do you like your chilli? Do you?
Its your matha!
he was like doing the hannibal thing?
i seen it!
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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:25am.
KD, you never know, Guy could be the one that showed you the ways of love, and well.. Money Cha-Ching!! lol.. So you can give his dick a facial and pretend that its only 20 years old..
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HA, don't you mean a dickle? And is there such a thing as ball moisturizer?
25m pounds is now only $37m US.
Congratulations, Guy. May you and your gonads enjoy your reunion.
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Not a typo I'd bet, and LOL true. She probably gave him the GM-stock, too.
LoLo.. HAHA That tasting the freedom reminds me of the Southpark epi. where Cartman cooks that boys parents as revenge, and then tastes his tears.. Mmm your tears taste soo good.. mmmm! Scott Tennerman or something, wasn't it?? hahaha! B/c he like sold him some pubes..
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Oh Guy....you have let me down. I wanted you to do what MK suggested and take her for as much as you could, then throw it around the streets so poor people could use it. How sad.
Rich and famous people suck.
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That's how horrid Madonna is. Guy would rather not wrangle about money, which would drag things out. He'd rather get out CLEAN. Good for him. She's still going to be in his life through Rocco and David, unfortunately.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Congratulations on your freedom Guy, Madonna is a BITCH!!!
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I am disapointed that he wimped out with the divorce.He should have got extra for pain and suffering for having to boink Vadge's twat monster.That bitch is worth over 500 million,she had him pussy whipped till the end if he only got 25.I hope now that he doesn't have to live with that cunt anymore he loses the mangina and grows his balls back.
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
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Do you suppose he'll miss the gristle?
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Congratulations on you freedom Guy! He must be so happy. I'm happy for him.
Now he can fuck and bang in peace.
hope his next one's a college age brunette.
or better still, someone young and hot like
Rhianna, that would cause vauge to explode.
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Happy Holidays Guy.
You got your balls, peen and some walkin' around money.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:25am.
I bet he has a huge uncut cock.
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Uncut or not, I bet it grew at least 3 inches when the divorce was finalized.
Anyhoo, Madonna's is probably still bigger.
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You fargin sneaky bastage!
Guy Ritchie is Singing to hos cock and balls,
"Reunited and it feels so goooood."
Hes doing the break up shimmy shake some where.
Dont you love the tatse of FREEDOM!!!!!
*licks the air around me*
freeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeedom tastes good!
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Submitted by Knuckles_Johnson on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:25am.
I bet he has a huge uncut cock.
I'm sure he HAD one. Now it's just a gaping hole.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Submitted by Stock Broker on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 10:25am.
Oklahoma ~ Guy is probably a nice, classy dude that SheHulk totally neutered. I'm sure she has the pix of his neutering framed around her house.
I hope Guy dates some hottie like Charlize Theron....or Adriana Lima.
I hope he dates Vida Guerra. Vadge's head would explode.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Knuckles Johnson!! You have me blushing! but Uncut!? *squirms* I wonder if my guys thingie is uncut and mayb I just never noticed.. *takes this into consideration*
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
KD, you never know, Guy could be the one that showed you the ways of love, and well.. Money Cha-Ching!! lol.. So you can give his dick a facial and pretend that its only 20 years old..
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
I bet he has a huge uncut cock.
Oklahoma ~ Guy is probably a nice, classy dude that SheHulk totally neutered. I'm sure she has the pix of his neutering framed around her house.
I hope Guy dates some hottie like Charlize Theron....or Adriana Lima.
@RadioSiren.. I can't stand fake accents.. OMG like that new movie Nicole Kidman is in, and my husband is like Oh her and that guy are both from Australia, how fitting that its called Australia! I just looked at him, and glared, I'm like "WTF, just b/c you have an accent does not mean you Literally are from that place, idiots fake that shit, like Britney! Herrrooo!" He thought I was being dumb or jealous. But right?? Helllooo!! lol.. Madonna is like from the Projects or something.
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Mornin' ya'll. Today is going to be a long day. I already did more work than I usually do in 6 hours.
I think Guy's kinda cute, but apparently, I have a thing for younger men, so I guess he won't do.
I'll piss myself laughing if his next chick is 19.
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Please, you are making a German spectacle of yourself!
Poor Madge. Always the victim.
Team Guy all the way. Oh, and she started with that British accent even before she met Guy, when she was still living in the States.
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In the words of the old Negro spiritual: "Free at last! Free at last! Thank God Almighty, we are free at last!"
hahah OtterPop, You may be right!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
£25 million or $50 million after the exchange rate?
If I were guy, I'd take the $50m because the exchange rate right now sucks testicles for the pound.
Going by today's rate he'd have £33m big ones to add to the pile if he plays it smart. Go on my son, milk Mum-Ra for all she's worth!!
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I think Madonna just couldn't stand having the smaller dick.
Team Guy. All the way. Why is that the most ridiculous, liberal sluts turn into the biggest, uptight douchebags? God Madonna, take a fucking chill pill and watch some reality TV. Nothing about you or your lame sense of ego is really all that important. I kinda hope you die.