Velveeta?!
Bitches of the media got to screen the first 30-minutes of Brit Brit's documentary "For The Record" yesterday, so quotes are starting to leak out and shit. MTV will air it on November 30th. From what I've read, Brit Brit sounds like she's just bored with everything. She's taking her meds, staying away from the Venti Frapps, going through the motions and just doing what she's told.
When talking about what life is like now, Brit said, "I'm kind of stuck in this place and I'm like, How do you deal? I just cope with it every day….It's better not to feel anything at all and have hope than to feel the other way….It's bad. I'm sad. It's like Groundhog Day every day. It's really boring….Normal is really different for everybody….In my situation, I try to make it as normal as possible for me….It could be a lot worse. There are people out there who have it a lot worse than I do….I used to be a cool chick but I feel like the paparazzi has taken that away from me, like, the way I used to live my life. I used to be a cool chick but I'm not anymore."
Cool chick? Brit Brit, Jennifer Aniston wants you to know that saying you used to be a "cool chick" is really uncool.
I think I know why Brit Brit is so weepy. In one of the first scenes from Brit Brit's docu-thingee, Daddy Spears is in the kitchen making her cheese grits using......VELVEETA. VEL-FUCKING-VEETA! That should be a bad word in the Spears household. This is the only reason why Brit is sad and bored. Daddy Spears has been depriving Brit of the food of her gods!
Chester Cheetah just had a coronary.
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Britney, You will never be smart, pretty or talented!
She has NEVER been a cool chick. She has always been a tacky manufactured pop tart. What an arrogant slut.
When will this self absorbed slut, just fucking die?
she is a crap mother, a crap singer, and a crap person. There is nothing good to say about her at all. She is completely worthless.
jeffro, holy crap. I meant to write 'subsisting' not 'subsiding'. Gahhhhhhh. I hope you knew what I meant.
Anyway, thank you for serving the USA [that's what I got from your post, if not you can correct me some day].
Clarisse- just watch of for dem snail trails, ok. Especially since you are on Dlisted, you are prolly gonna get all "hot 'n bothered". :)
LOL! See...KD knows me better than my fake guy on the side. Tsk..tsk...tsk..
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Jeffro,
I come in my jersey with a box of wine for some Dlisted and Jeffro! I do not disappoint.
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You'll have to put it on ice for the weekend, I've gotta run. But don'tcha worry, I'll have you sayin' my name come Monday!
Take care!
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LoLo,
It boggles the mind how someone that don't like jokes ends up on Dlisted anyhoo! Bah! Humbug!
Yeah...jammies...didn't stop the office from calling 5 times. Sadly the battery on my cellie somehow "went dead" *wink wink*
Jeffro,
I come in my jersey with a box of wine for some Dlisted and Jeffro! I do not disappoint.
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Jeffro- since today is her day off, I'm sure Clarisse is nekkid. Right Clarisssse?
You deserve some kind of badge though for subsiding on frickin' ramen noodles that long. UGH!
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Nope, I won't complain, I was relatively safe on a ship. Save the medals for the grunts out there sufferin in the big sandbox.
Have a good weekend!
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Yall i ate oriental flavored ramen noodels and cape cod chips with guac last night because i was too stoned and FREEZING to go outside for regular food.
*points and laughs at myself*
LOSER TIMES!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:46pm.
I don't think the quality of food they served us at sea was much better, if any. During one 6 month deployment, most of my shop survived on Ramen noodles cuz the food was so bad on the mess decks.
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Bummer. MAJOR bummer! All kidding aside, I'm stocked up on ramen noodles because they are so cheap and high in calories, so they make good survival food [as long as you're high and dry]. You deserve some kind of badge though for subsiding on frickin' ramen noodles that long. UGH!
Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:00pm.
Jeffro!
Are the posters immune to your charms today? That just shows lack of good taste!
LoLo!
Hey Beautiful! I'm sitting here in ma jammies!! MMMM jammies!
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Nope, I got a few chuckles...scroll back a bit and you'll see the 'unedited' version of this Brinee post that I came up with. Everyone played nice and I maded some more friends, LOL.
What, you're gone all day and you don't have the decency to show up in the Rangers jersey? Keep it up woman, and that's grounds for a fake divorce!
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Im jelly of your jammie time Clarisse!
Some people her dont like jokes, in fact, they may *whispers* hate jokes....
*shudders*
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Jeffro!
Are the posters immune to your charms today? That just shows lack of good taste!
LoLo!
Hey Beautiful! I'm sitting here in ma jammies!! MMMM jammies!
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But of course I missed ya...tough crowd today! LOL
He aint tellin lies or nothing!
Heeeeeyyyyyyyyyyy CLARISsssssssssssseeeeeeeee!
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Submitted by Clarisse on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:53pm.
Jeffro!
Did you miss me? You know you did! =)
I have about three weeks vaca that I have to use before year end...and it was snowing this morning, so.....
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But of course I missed ya...tough crowd today! LOL
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Jeffro!
Did you miss me? You know you did! =)
I have about three weeks vaca that I have to use before year end...and it was snowing this morning, so.....
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Clarisse! Goddamn we were gonna send out a search party!
Where ya been?
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NO WAY! OMG! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO! *tears* Damn! Don't even get me started on welfare peanut butter either. OMG. I don't know if welfare cheese has improved much in the last 25 years but that shit was so nasty and flavorless. ACK! You could have used that nasty freaky crap as mortar. I can't imagine anyone, EVER, EVER liking that! lol
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I don't think the quality of food they served us at sea was much better, if any. During one 6 month deployment, most of my shop survived on Ramen noodles cuz the food was so bad on the mess decks.
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Jeffro,
Are you causing trouble on my day off?
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:34pm.
Dot- I had a buddy that used to ask for "gov'ment" cheese anytime a bunch of us would be out...straight faced, too, I thought the waiter was gonna shit. LMAO
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NO WAY! OMG! LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO! *tears* Damn! Don't even get me started on welfare peanut butter either. OMG. I don't know if welfare cheese has improved much in the last 25 years but that shit was so nasty and flavorless. ACK! You could have used that nasty freaky crap as mortar. I can't imagine anyone, EVER, EVER liking that! lol
Believe me, Velveeta is the high klass shit. Once you've tried welfare cheese you'll understand. That shit won't even MELT right. haha
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Dot- I had a buddy that used to ask for "gov'ment" cheese anytime a bunch of us would be out...straight faced, too, I thought the waiter was gonna shit. LMAO
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"VELVEETA. VEL-FUCKING-VEETA!"
Ohhhhhh, MK! I heart you so much. LMAO!
Believe me, Velveeta is the high klass shit. Once you've tried welfare cheese you'll understand. That shit won't even MELT right. haha
Does she elaborate on her "situation"? What exactly is her "situation"? And why blame the paps? They didn't mob her relentlessly until she went batshit. Oh Britney, cheesus help you...
But i just dont know what to do with those tossed salad and scrmbled eggs.
Thier calling again....
I loved Fraisure.
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Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:15pm.
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:22pm.
You can be a fuck up and still be cool. Fuck, you can be a fucked up 80 year old man falling out of a coconut tree and be cool if you know how to do it!
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Thought about Keef Richards when i read this. Could a woman? Can't think of anyone contemporary.
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Bingo! Debbie Harry, Janis Joplin, Bette Midler (who had her fucked up days, to be sure), Tina Turner, Madonna was even cooler when she was a fuck up- and, again, Liza Minelli is even cooler than this.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:46pm.
You know, after i thought all of that in my pretty little head, i saw your siggy and burst out laughing.
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:) Gotta love that Tater Salad!
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I'm more of a tossed salad kind of chick
" I used to be a cool chick" MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!
That looks like Jessica Alba to me!
You know, after i thought all of that in my pretty little head, i saw your siggy and burst out laughing.
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:) Gotta love that Tater Salad!
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:31pm.
I didn't mean that 'cool' meant 'fuckup'...to me, cool means badass, aka Sam Jackson.
I humbly throw myself at your feet and ask for mercy, I am stumped. :)
The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
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hahaha oh silly no, it's just lighthearted conversation. Yeah you're right, the 'fuck up' was a different poster.
You know, after i thought all of that in my pretty little head, i saw your siggy and burst out laughing.
I saw many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^M i l l i o n a i r e L o v i n g. C O M^^^^^^, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.
I didn't mean that 'cool' meant 'fuckup'...to me, cool means badass, aka Sam Jackson.
I humbly throw myself at your feet and ask for mercy, I am stumped. :)
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:19pm.
You put me on the spot gyeah...my initial reaction was, 'of course!"...but I'm drawing a blank. Halle Berry maybe. I've always thought 'cool' was a more masculine description.
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Halle isn't or was ever a fuck up, i don't think? Might have made a few bad decisions..
Oh ok...Courtney Love (as much as i don't care for her) is the only person i can't think of that is alive and could fit the "cool" mold. So "cool chicks" that are fuck ups are very disliked. Cool men that are fuck ups are very liked.
Was Angelina "cool" before Brad? Some people swear she was
edit: Maybe if we look elsewhere but pop culture we might find some but that would mean they are intelligent women and that would be a whole different game
Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:11pm.
Any women in that cool list?
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You put me on the spot gyeah...my initial reaction was, 'of course!"...but I'm drawing a blank. Halle Berry maybe. I've always thought 'cool' was a more masculine description.
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Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:22pm.
You can be a fuck up and still be cool. Fuck, you can be a fucked up 80 year old man falling out of a coconut tree and be cool if you know how to do it!
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Thought about Keef Richards when i read this. Could a woman? Can't think of anyone contemporary.
edit: It seems men can be huge fuck ups and still be considered cool but it's uncool for a woman to be a fuckup. Not defending Brit here at all, just saying. Maybe 60's chicks? Nico? (dead) Edie Segwick? (rip)...Do we have anyone?
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:10pm.
Sam Jackson defines cool!
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Any women in that cool list?
Velveeta melts bettah than Cheddah...
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
People have it worse than me: If you're taling about money, shitney then yes, a lot of us have it worse than you. As far as life itself and having intelligence to spare, you're pretty much fucked. This twat needs to go away. I HATE Disney
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-"Submitted by M.E. on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:29pm.
Rotten egg - she's just fucking stupid."
Sigh. I know. I hate the "pitty party" her enablers are building for her.
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-"I am not about to deal with unstable people" - HEART ANGELINA.
Yeah shitney, adnan took your coolness away from you, except you never had any
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
here we go again brit brit refusing to take responsibilty! yeah those paps made u put your kid on your lap while u were driving. they are so uncool. and then this normal boring life statement--yeah isn't it great that u don't have to stress about paying the mortgage. this chick is so self absorbed. i am happy that london is free from her clutches!
mishma
Yup. Ah wuz cool that time, meat pieh for eveyone!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
She's not stupid, she's a millionairhead but can you blame her? She's an uneducated gal from hicksville just living on America's fixation on her. She didn't finish high school and has a lot of growing up to do. Just now in her late 20s she is finally getting parenting from her daddy, her mommy is busy babysitting for Jamie Lynn and writing fake books to make any money she can. So what can you really expect from an interview with BritBrit??? She's highly medicated and her daddy is there hovering over every word she says.
"It kind of looks like a little girl and her memaw bonding during karaoke hour at Shady Pines."
Britney doesn't seem to be a very smart girl. She's pretty much an airhead.
Hey guys, remember when I flashed my beaver and it had a three o'clock shadow? Then that time when I forgot to change my sanitary pad? Or that other time I thought time travel was possible? What about that...ok, nevermind, but I was cool, amirite?
LOL Jeffro!
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
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