They Won't Be Screaming This Year
Oprah's Favorite Things episode is my favorite of the year, because you get to watch bitches spontaneously combust over and over again. I have a feeling that this year's episode will be filled with groans instead of screams of joy. Oprah has announced that since the economy is fucked up, she's going to do a welfare version of her annual Favorite Things list. Yup, the Big O is getting down with the poor folk.
This statement was released: "They're some of Oprah's favorite things, but this time there's a twist...they cost next to nothing."
So her audience gets a flower pot made from old yogurt containers and Oprah gets to go home to her solid gold toilet?
The statement goes on to say that some dumb whore comes on the show to teach everyone how to make "a one-of-a-kind treasure that comes straight from the heart." What if you don't have one of those? Does she teach you how to make a one-of-a-kind treasure that comes straight from the genitals?
At the end of the show, Oprah presents her audience with a very special holiday gift that doesn't cost one cent.
I'm still going to watch this shit, because the audience will still lose their tits when Oprah announces it's the Favorite Things episode. And then you will slowly see their smiles turn to frowns when she starts to bring shit out like flowers made from construction paper and homemade plaster handprint plaques. Basically, it's going to be all the shit we made in elementary school for our parents.
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Well, I'm actually thinking that maybe she's doing it for a different reason. Maybe it's not abour the ppl getting the gifts, but those that would have to provide them.
Perhaps the companies that would send her all these hunderds of items, may not have the money to really do that this year so she's giving them a break. Who knows, I'm sure the audience won't be that disappointed.
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I really don't get the appeal of Oprah.
Um, when the economy is bad, wouldn't you think the richest bitch in the world would give expensive gifts to people that have otherwise done without? No? I'd rather get Paris' herpes than a fucking flowerpot, right on Oprah.
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 1:16pm.
Does she teach you how to make a one-of-a-kind treasure that comes straight from the genitals?
MAybe a finger painting?
Or perhaps you can lay a black piece of construction paper on a spinning wheel/turn table and cum on it like those splatter paint kits we would get from the " hippy granny" on lame christmas?
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Does she teach you how to make a one-of-a-kind treasure that comes straight from the genitals?
MAybe a finger painting?
Or perhaps you can lay a black piece of construction paper on a spinning wheel/turn table and cum on it like those splatter paint kits we would get from the " hippy granny" on lame christmas?
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I got a gift idea for Oprah's favorite thing:
She can give out her own underwear.
It can be used as pot holders.
I hate Oprah and her bullshit pretentiousness.
OK, now that's funny :) I want to see the crowd turn on Oprah and beat her with that flower pot you mentioned! For this I will actually tune in to this garbage.
Kind of a crappy thing for a billionaire to do,Oprah is an ass.
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Oh gawd!! How stooopid.
At a time when people could actually use expensive, totally useless items is when Oprie decides not to give them. Imagine how much re-gifting would have gone on this yr.! She ruins everything!
Rich and famous people suck.
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