HoHan & SamRo Are In Couples Counseling
I don't know why HoHan looks like one of the Siamese Cats from "Lady and the Tramp" in the picture above. Maybe it's from eating too much pussay. Naw. That's not why she has cat face, because she obviously hasn't been nibbling on the punane rod lately. She's been too busy fighting with SamRo! Page Six claims that shit has gotten so dramatic that they started going to therapy together.
A source said, "They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, 'Is this worth it?' "
They don't need a therapist to tell them what the problem is: HoHan wants dick. Plain and simple. That's the problem with having a relationship with a "maybe bi-sexual." Sometimes you can't serve them the meal they want. It never worked out for me. The last bi-bitch I dated liked the snatch as much as he liked the peen. I'm a jealous whore as it is, so when we went out, I had to go off and chicks and dudes! It's double the work. I knew I couldn't hang with that shit when I actually screamed the words, "You wish I had a pussy!" When you start spouting that kind of shit, it's time to call it a fucking day.
SamRo is finding out the hard way.
Here's HoHan, SamRo and SamRo's mommy at the $30 million opening party of the Atlantis resort in Dubai. What recession?
Wireimage, Wenn
if lohan were a true muff diver,i'm sure as fuck she would have better taste because lohan is hot,or is this one of those cases of beauty lies within?and your fucking blind?
Drama, crying, screaming----Gee, I wonder if it's because they're two girls! Lindsay, needs to go on a man hunt and I think she's setting up and getting ready for the fight/fuck fest heard 'round the world.
Just one good hissy fit away from jumping back over fence that she's been pussyfooting up and down on. I'll bet she starts with Italy and then works her way back West. I wouldn't be surprised if she ends up in the European porn market.
"Still very much in love, but..." Translation: Honeymoon is over.
I think samro is just the greatest, but I feel her sartorial stylings are kind of pretentiously grungy--last time I danced in the loose shoelace thing was when prince's Kiss was on the charts. It should be a phase that you go through when you are 18 years old in 1982, not what you wear when you are a celebrity.
Anyway, lilo is drama addict. Once people didn't give a rip about the lesbo thing anymore, it became samro's job to provide the drama.
PS. If samro hated drama, she would not hook up with a temporary lez conversion.
Contrary to Michael Lohan's dickhead claims, Sam's definitely being used here. How sad.
Team Ronson, dude.
I wonder if Lohan and SamRo fight about clothes before they go out? "You're not gonna wear that same GNR tee again, are you? It smells." "You look like a tramp again. Are you even wearing a bra?"
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You want a feminist icon? I give you Lorena Bobbit... (TL)
Submitted by Norwaygirl on Sat, 11/22/2008 - 10:58am.
You are not a lesbian when the person who turns you on looks and behave exactly like a man!
Take note Portia de Rossi, Hohan, Cynthia Nixon and anyone dating KD Lang, Melissa Etheridge or Michelle Rodriguez..
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Good point. Dating someone with gender dysmorphia does not a gay make.
You are not a lesbian when the person who turns you on looks and behave exactly like a man!
Take note Portia de Rossi, Hohan, Cynthia Nixon and anyone dating KD Lang, Melissa Etheridge or Michelle Rodriguez..
Lowhand goes back to the cock in...
5...4...3...2...
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It puts the lotion on the skin or else it gets the hose again.
I'm sorry bitches, I'm a pussy eater myself, but I just watched a lot of top fuckin model scamanza by tyra banks and did you REALIZE THERE ARE 4 LESBOS IN THE FINALS???? anyone????? cause at least the two, you know who you are...couldn't kiss a man while on the treadmill...ha!
kidders...
Oh and Paulina, that is my effen name... I just had a bottle of wine, and yes I admit my name is paulina and I love paulina, she is the light, the essence, the beauty that got you there....
I vote for the dark haired dyke (yummm yummmm) beauty...
love ya
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Celebs I hate (the list doesnt stop growing)
Beyonce (uh oh I am a sasha-ist! HA!)
Eva Longwhoria
Kanye West
Nicole Kidman
Chestica and Asshole
Elisabeth Hasselcrack
and sometimes Lohan, but I hate her family more. Esp that lil sister. Ugh.
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Gerard, Jude, Robert Pattinson. Rowr.
Your heart is my pinata
I actually like SamRo. I feel sorry for her because it's so obvious that Firecrotch is going to hurt her.
I hate you Hohan.
"fuckity fuck fuck!"
"Fuckin a fucker. I should have used the word fuck more..."
"TENNIS CANS AND MOTHER FUCKEN GREEN BEANS!"
Fags like you keep these 2 slags in the press. Enough of these 2 talentless, begging for attention, waste of fucking time, HOO OARS!!!
Does she have a magical twat too? Dump her!
Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.
http://www.myspace.com/384080529
MK: They don't need a therapist to tell them what the problem is: HoHan wants dick. Plain and simple.
Bless her heart, she's craving the D I C K something fierce. No amount of counseling is going to change that. May suppress it, but not change that craving for the magic stick.
I like the dress though
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"When you start spouting that kind of shit, it's time to call it a fucking day."
Indeed. So true.
SamRo is leaving her for an ACTUAL 37 year old truckstop hooker from Barstow, instead of someone who just looks like one.
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I am the devil, and I am here to do the devil's work.
Sam looks like Bob's Big Boy here.
-And, I fucking hate Lohan with the power of a thousand suns squared with uranus. Fucking dyke faker. Poor Sam.
Hi Keane,
I appreciate your response. I'm sorry that you have been given the run around and I can understand then why you have those judgments. It is my observation however, that all kinds of people are given to flights of fickle fancy for all sorts of different reasons. I think most of us, straight or gay have at some point in our lives, been deceived by less than forthcoming lovers who may or may not have been bisexual. I still contend however that the generalization does not apply to every single bisexual person. There are many, perhaps none that you've ever met, but surely some nonetheless, who are absolutely capable of forming a deep emotional attachment to one person and will remain monogamous.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
I'd like to rip that Guns N Roses T-shirt off and strangle the both of them with it!
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Bye! Good
Hohan needs a ladies nite out. No attachment, no strings...just go out and get laid.
Samro has to realize by now that Hohan doesn't live on tongue baths alone.
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I don't wanna be buried in a pet cemetary
I don't wanna live my life aga-uh-in...
I have seen her wearing those shoes in several pictures this week. I guess she really likes them!
All I want for Christmas is you oooh oooh baby... MC
I don't for one nanosecond think Firecrotch is gay, bi or even curious. I do think she is a user of the highest order. She uses her parents as a convenient blame for her adult behaviour. She used Paris and Britney for tabloid publicity. She is using SamRo for both attention she needs and for generating interest in the remnants of her career.
The one thing she has *not* used is her judgement. She does not seem to care that she has become a punchline and her former young peers have all surpassed her. She needs to get her ass out of US Weekly and into her agent's office, begging for chances at good roles.
I guess it must be exciting to live out one's drama in the public eye, but what happens when the public eye closes permanently out of sheer boredom?
I feel sorry for Sam, she looks so uncomfortable. I hope she doesn't get hurt in this charade.
Submitted by TITS on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 6:48pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:04pm.
I kissed a girl once.
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a girl what?
Human? Animal? Puppeh?
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I kissed a girl once.
I didn't like it.
Not enough beard burn.
"Rhoda, we're all aware that you're an adroit liar"
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:04pm.
I kissed a girl once.
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a girl what?
Human? Animal? Puppeh?
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Gee, what a lovely formal couple's portrait. They almost look like they know each other.
I bet Hohan doesn't go down on Sam. She's the princess who receives.
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"I knew I couldn't hang with that shit when I actually screamed the words, "You wish I had a pussy!" When you start spouting that kind of shit, it's time to call it a fucking day."
Hahhhahahaa! Ain't it the frickin truth! Good one, MK!
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Where to begin?
Lohan has been out of rehab for how long?
After this breakup, another trip to Cirque Lodge is probably going to be on her schedule. Of course they will try to say the reason is an ed relapse or something along the lines.
The real reason is probably because she's back to old vices. No surprise there, given that her current job's to show up at the openings of places where tons of booze and drugs are available.
There's no way to save her career, because she seems to not understand that her behavior is holding her back. It is unfortunate, but what can be done? The public will also likely side with Sam as well, seeing as how Lohan brought this on herself by not being sincere about her sexuality.
At the end of the day, it all boils down to poor upbringing. Parents like Dina and Michal Lohan provide a compelling argument for an eugenics programme to prevent human waste from procreating.
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Nah I don't agree Gabriela - the mistrust of a person who describes themselves as bisexual stems from the fact that this term can mean one of many things:
1. Someone is attracted equally to both the opposite sex and the same sex (very rare and in fact don't think I've ever known one).
2. Someone is attracted mainly to the same sex but occasionally dabbles with the opposite.
3. Someone is attracted mainly to the opposite sex but occasionally dabbles with the same.
4. Someone is attracted to both sexes but chooses to only have proper relationships with members of the opposite as its easier for them socially.
And probably lots of other ones too. The problem for straight and gay people is that we generally don't know exactly which type of bisexual we're dating because either they haven't made that clear or they haven't made their mind up themselves. The potential for a straight or gay person getting hurt by someone who is still making up their mind on this is enormous and I have plenty of personal experiences and that of friends' to support this. It is also really fucking annoying for a gay girl such as myself to know who I am but to repeatedly come across bisexual girls who will have sex with me but will choose to have relationships only with men. Therefore I always get rejected and they get the best of both worlds - emotional security and an exciting sex life on the side. I do not have this choice therefore get pretty pissed off with bisexual girls!
Thank you for your insightful comment, Angel, it needed to be said.
It does seem to me that bisexuals are subject to harsh judgments from both the hetero and homosexual communities. That is probably because humans like to be able to predict the behavior of others and the harder a person or group is to label, the more difficult that is. Also this distrust of the bisexual person is due to a fallacious understanding that because a bisexual's dating pool is, at least by superficial examination, more expansive, that this is commensurate to an increased inclination to cheat. What is true is that anything that exposes a man or a woman, gay, straight, or bi to more romantic opportunities increases the chances that a person will be unfaithful. This is exemplified by steadily increasing rates of infidelity among women since women began to enter the work force. But to then make the leap that women are by nature a more perfidious, sexually wishy-washy lot, is absurd.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
@Provolone on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:51pm.
Some people (yes you) can say ignorant shit and actually be proud of it. Fascinating.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 5:04pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:29pm.
I think I'm in love, and it's not the bong water talkin.
*winks*
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Back at ya, jiggy!
Gotta fly, have a good weekend all you sick fucks!
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:29pm.
I think I'm in love, and it's not the bong water talkin.
*winks*
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The cult of Oprah is bad...putsomestankonit
Killer. Someone new to wack my bag too.--randy1
angel_i yeah I think the deal with SamRo and Lilo is that Lilo always used to go to her between boyfriends as she "didn't like to go to bed alone". SamRo obviously wanted more and has finally got it but I think Linds uses her more as an emotional crutch than anything else - the "father she never had or whatever". And Gabriela - no-one was suggesting that bisexuals want to have relationships with men and women simultaneously, we're saying that they don't necessarily like both equally and may want to be with one more than the other. This is my general assessment from my bisexual friends, most of them have a definite preference and know which sex they want to end up with but don't mind having sex with the other in the meantime.
lesbos dont like dating faux lesbos. not gunna work.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:26pm.
No bogarts allowed!!
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Puff puff, give. Puff puff, give. You fuckin' up the rotation.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
No bogarts allowed!!
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:09pm.
Submitted by Leona on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:02pm.
Seems like it's always 420 up in here.
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as it should be!
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Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions.-MK
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:07pm.
Submitted by Gabriela on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:05pm.
Bisexual in terms of describing relationship proclivities quite simply means a person who is open to falling in love with someone of either gender.
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or just looking to widen their social circle
I thought that's what the Verizon was for?
here comes the BREAKUP in 3..2..1 !!
Whats with Lindsey looking all I just got done sticking my fist down my throat. She is begining to appraoch infamous red dress anorexic. I just think its funny where her career is today....nowhere.
Submitted by Leona on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:02pm.
Seems like it's always 420 up in here.
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as it should be!
*awaiting details from Mrs K....*
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:29pm.
@ Mrs. Kravitz,
I learn a lot here. My question for Mrs.K is if the Baldknobbers Jamboree is into the Urban Dictionary def of "baldknobbin."
Jiggy, I don't think anyone under the age of 50 is aloowed in Branson city limits...from what I hear.
http://www.baldknobbers.com/
baldknobbin 3 thumbs up
Hittin' the poon with an unsheathed spoon; poppin' the cork with a three-pronged fork.
Sorry to say, but I've done enough baldknobbin in this town to know that Tommy isn't yours, Dane.
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:06pm.
Did you like it?
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we did more than kiss actually....it was OK, but I never went back for more.
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
Has Dr. Phil signed them up yet?
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Submitted by Gabriela on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:05pm.
Bisexual in terms of describing relationship proclivities quite simply means a person who is open to falling in love with someone of either gender.
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or just looking to widen their social circle
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 4:04pm.
I kissed a girl once.
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Did you like it?
♥ ThreadKilla!
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It's Britney, Bitch!<
Bisexual doesn't necessarily mean a person who wants a sexual relationship with both a man and a woman simultaneously! I've known plenty of bisexual persons who are monogamous. Bisexual in terms of describing relationship proclivities quite simply means a person who is open to falling in love with someone of either gender.
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"I distrust those people who know so well what God wants them to do because I notice it always coincides with their own desires."
- Susan B. Anthony
I kissed a girl once.
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
Seems like it's always 420 up in here.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:38pm.
Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:29pm.
4:20 yet?
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you is chipmunkin times all up in my face and i hate that, you trampy nut gathering woodland creature. (LoLo)
Submitted by angel_i on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:46pm.
The resort looks really garish and tacky to me. I mean, they invited Lindsay to open it and Kylie to sing.