HoHan & SamRo Are In Couples Counseling
I don't know why HoHan looks like one of the Siamese Cats from "Lady and the Tramp" in the picture above. Maybe it's from eating too much pussay. Naw. That's not why she has cat face, because she obviously hasn't been nibbling on the punane rod lately. She's been too busy fighting with SamRo! Page Six claims that shit has gotten so dramatic that they started going to therapy together.
A source said, "They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, 'Is this worth it?' "
They don't need a therapist to tell them what the problem is: HoHan wants dick. Plain and simple. That's the problem with having a relationship with a "maybe bi-sexual." Sometimes you can't serve them the meal they want. It never worked out for me. The last bi-bitch I dated liked the snatch as much as he liked the peen. I'm a jealous whore as it is, so when we went out, I had to go off and chicks and dudes! It's double the work. I knew I couldn't hang with that shit when I actually screamed the words, "You wish I had a pussy!" When you start spouting that kind of shit, it's time to call it a fucking day.
SamRo is finding out the hard way.
Here's HoHan, SamRo and SamRo's mommy at the $30 million opening party of the Atlantis resort in Dubai. What recession?
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@Keane:
Totally, dude. We're really just starting to define these things. In certain circles we refer to bi-mostly hetero and bi-mostly homo as people begin to clarify things for themselves. I think it's ok to experiment some as long as you're being honest with the people involved that that's what you're doing. Unfortunately - I think it's the same with the way people make mistakes in any kinda relationship. In Lindsay's defense (UGH!), she seemed to keep SamRo at bay for a good long while. We ALL knew she wanted her and prolly had HAD her but wanted MORE of her...and Lindsay wasn't really playing at first. I think that's how we all kinda know now that this is going nowhere.
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:48pm.
Hai I is Brinee Sears!
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"dam, sam smile for the camera. your'e my pretend lesbian girlfriend!"
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:46pm.
I think its really ad SamRo never learned how to tie her shoes :( poor baybay.
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Maybe once this mess is over she can date Brinee...she never got past velcro.
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I saw many hot sexy wealthy women on the famous the millionaire & celebrity dating club ^^^^^^MillionaireLoving. C O M^^^^^^, if you a are interested , you really should go to have a look.
Submitted by devilgirl on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:42pm.
Mrs. K- Shoji Tabuchi and Andy Williams are some good shows as well.
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I think its really ad SamRo never learned how to tie her shoes :( poor baybay.
In 1/2 honesty id hang with sam before the ham.
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Yeah I wasn't being too serious about my bisexual rant - just in my experience life becomes even more difficult than with any other type of girl. First there's the issue of whether they really are bisexual or whether saying that just makes their having gay feelings easier to accept (hey we've all been there). And then you have to figure out which one they actually would rather be with. Some bisexuals are happy with either but it seems to me that most have more of a preference for one sex and ultimately want to be with them (so your long-term chances are fucked). An ex-BF (best friend, not boyf) had a relationship with a girl for a few years but basically always really wanted the peen. She said she'd shag a girl once but not particularly want to go back for seconds. Unfortunately her girlf was very mich in love with her as well as being quite fucked up so you can imagine it didn't end too well. My maxim in life always is if you yourself don't really know exactly what you want yet, don't get someone else's feelings involved. Its not fair on them and always ends in tears. But does anyone ever listen? No sirree!
@Sheeps:
Klassy!
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Submitted by mishma on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:13pm.
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I knew you were a romantic without a cure when you used the word felching so early in our cyber relationship Mish... You just made me all misty eyed and shit!
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Let me dirty up your mind.
SamRo is the worst dresser. She's fug skinny too.
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Is it Jan 20 yet?
The £950 million Atlantis hotel, which officially opens on Thursday, has been built by Sol Kerzner, a South African hotelier, on the Palm Jumeirah island in Dubai.
It boasts that its dolphin facility – Dolphin Bay – will be the first rescue and rehabilitation centre for injured or stranded dolphins in Dubai.
But the Whale and Dolphin Conservation Society (WDCS) has claimed that 24 bottlenose dolphins, used to stock the pools, were bought from a dealer in the Solomon Islands.
The WDCS claim that the dolphins, which had originally come from the waters surrounding the Solomon Islands, will now be used to entertain guests, who will be able to pay to swim with them. A 90-minute "shallow water interaction" experience with the dolphins costs visitors from around £75.
The row follows an order issued last month by the government of the United Arab Emirates to free a 13ft whale shark from a huge tank in the lobby of the 1,539-room hotel, after an international outcry.
Environmentalists claimed that the owners of the Atlantis hotel had disregarded international permit laws after capturing the shark in shallow waters off the Gulf coast in August and then used it as a display for hotel guests.
PS G&R Tshirts are uncool.
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Mrs. K- Shoji Tabuchi and Andy Williams are some good shows as well. The Baldknobbers, I didn't know anyone else knew of them outside the Ozarks!
Hohan wants dick, for sure. But the drama is also being fueled with coke, booze, etc.
SamRo needs to man up and kick Blohan to the curb, and get herself a proper gayelle.
And like But.Seriously.Folks said, one with money.
Oh. and fuck Dubai.
"This ain't rock n roll. This is genocide!"
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:32pm.
on topic, is there a therapy to make you stop wanting the penis?
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Yes, it's called marriage! LOL
LMAO!
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Keane on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:22pm.
I mean come on, does she seriously think Lindsay is in it for the long haul?
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she thinks the power of her love will move mountains.
sucker.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:33pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:29pm.
I'll vacation in Branson, thank you very much.
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Always wanted to go to Branson...drove thru it once, while dropping a buddy off in Butler...or was it Joplin? Fuck I dunno. 4:20 yet?
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
It's time to drag out that old Woody Allen chestnut:
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:32pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:21pm.
did you see any of the big=-ass houses?
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We drove by some...nobody was going to invite a bunch of sailors into their homes. Our liberty was very restricted, lots of places they didn't want us going for obvious reasons. But they do go way over the top with the luxuries.
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PS. I also know sex-crazed, slutty bisexuals but I know those kinds of poeple in a lot of walks of life...
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I have a friend who's bi and she's been with the same girl for 2 years and she's never once thought of cheating. She says somewhere down the road she might want to be with a man again but she's in love and that feels good. She also says that, by the same token, she may see a woman walking down the street that turns her on but she doesn't suddenly consider fucking with her relationship over it.
Just sayin'...so, you know - it doesn't crazazy up in here:)
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what a waste of time
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:29pm.
I'll vacation in Branson, thank you very much.
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on topic, is there a therapy to make you stop wanting the penis?
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Yes, it's called marriage! LOL
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:21pm.
did you see any of the big=-ass houses?
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
Submitted by Keane on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:22pm.
Stop flogging a dead cat.
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Oh my dawg, that is pure frickin poetry right there.
That's the most beautiful quote ever since Khia's "something in the milk ain't clean."
I'm in love with you, Keane.
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Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:18pm.
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:17pm.
I guess..... It's obscene.
yup.
this house would have housed a thousand homeless people, fucking thing was the size of your average football stadium. that oil money, I guess.
on topic, is there a therapy to make you stop wanting the penis? cause if there is, I'm taking it, marrying my bbf and living happily ever after.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
I had a bi boyfriend once too- didn't bother me at all that he was bi, just that he was a lying, psychotic sex addict.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:20pm.
Oh hell naw, throwing a ho in the clink is one thing, but taking my hard-earned $$$ is quite another my friend.
*tsk, tsk*
I'll vacation in Branson, thank you very much.
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But she's not just bisexual. She's a sleezy bitch-ass slut.
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Hell yeah sucks to date/be in love with bisexuals or supposed bisexuals. You are literally jealous of every person they ever speak to regardless of age, sex, looks, relationship status etc etc. With a bisexual you can never tell exactly where you are as they obviously haven't really made up their mind yet themselves. It sucks. Sam is making life doubly hard for herself by dating a 22 year old bisexual - I mean come on, does she seriously think Lindsay is in it for the long haul? People who at least know which genitals they fancy at that age don't even know what they want, let alone a bisexual 22 year old. Give it up Sam - this romance has about 20 mins left of shelf life before it implodes. That young bisexual bitch ain't gonna settle for a 30y/o boyish lesbian this early in the game. She has years of fucking around to get through still. Stop flogging a dead cat. And in other news, I reckon Lindsay's feline look could have something to do with a touch of botox perhaps? It typically gives that kind of raised eyebrow, surprised look. And hell she is on knocking on 23 already, what's taken her so long?
Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:17pm.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:10pm.
I think I heard someone on the news say this morning that a fancy room at that joint can go for $75,000 a night. That seems impossible but I swear that's what I heard.
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I've been to Dubai several times, our carrier docked at nearby Jebel Ali. As far as technology and toys, they've got as much as we do. Friggin indoor ski areas, go-kart tracks, golf courses, mall that lok like cathederals..all kept spotless. The taxi's were all BMW's or Benz's.
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
I dated a bi guy once, god was he cute. My wise old mom knew it wouldn't work out because, as she said, everyone is your competition when you date a bisexual, not just women.
God was he cute.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:10pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:48pm.
Hell, no. I'm scared. Remember when the Dubai police arrested that couple for screwing on the beach?
I'll stay in the western culture where we can go public with our skeeze.
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They not only got arrested they were sentenced to three months in jail.
They were also fined £200 for drunkenness.
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I dont even know what an anal minnow is but it sounds very funny.
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Submitted by christine the hoff on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:17pm.
I guess..... It's obscene.
Submitted by Sheeps on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:10pm.
I think I heard someone on the news say this morning that a fancy room at that joint can go for $75,000 a night. That seems impossible but I swear that's what I heard.
oh yeah, yo seen some of the houses over there?
I went to school with three THOUSAND kids, and I saw a home that was twice the size of my high school, you had to be careful, you'd get lost.
a single family home.
and there was something like seven huge water fountains all over the area around it.
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"I'm pretty sure I asked you to pick up some Pecan Sandies."
WTF is up with LiLo's face? She's starting to look like Shauna Sand. And Shauna didn't even start to look like that until she was practically 30!
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Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:38pm.
You know that's right.
And there's something really fishy going on with all this talk of anal minnows. How did we end up in that creepy fishbowl?
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Lory, Cleveland Steamers are by far the classy way to show you care, it's up there with a KY coated felching.
I'm still wondering who these "sources" are, but where there's enough smoke, there's got to be fire. SamRo seems to have been the best thing to happen to Lindsay and if Lindsay's willing to throw it away for some dick, that's just pathetic.
SamRo looks like such a sweet Lezzie in these pics...Sigh. I dont understand why she doesnt kick that ho to the curb. She can do better i mean pretty much anything is better than that drama loving Skeezer.
SamRo looks like such a sweet Lezzie in these pics...Sigh. I dont understand why she doesnt kick that ho to the curb. She can do better i mean pretty much anything is better than that drama loving Skeezer.
I think I heard someone on the news say this morning that a fancy room at that joint can go for $75,000 a night. That seems impossible but I swear that's what I heard.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:48pm.
Hell, no. I'm scared. Remember when the Dubai police arrested that couple for screwing on the beach?
I'll stay in the western culture where we can go public with our skeeze.
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Squirmy, wormy. Ew.
Why did that make me think of Pigez all of a sudden? I mean he's an anal wart not an anal minnow. Hell, that fat fuck ain't a minnow at all. Well, except for what he calls "Little Mario". Little ain't the word.
Would these two just wrap it up already?? SamRo, beat Lindsay's ass, get arrested, cop a plea and be done with it. Then you can go date Madonna or something. Remember, in her heyday she was an anything goes kinda broad. Make a move! At least she has money.
Lol @ Jeffro
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*turns head slightly @ anal minnow* hmmm That made me do a double take.. those suckers are squirmy.. hahaa
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 3:02pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:58pm.
Oh no. Is that a cue for someone to talk about anal minnows or leeches or whatever? :-0
*dies*
Ohhhhhhhhhhh mah god nasty! ha ha ha!
AND HILARIOUS!
anal minnows! ha ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!
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