HoHan & SamRo Are In Couples Counseling
I don't know why HoHan looks like one of the Siamese Cats from "Lady and the Tramp" in the picture above. Maybe it's from eating too much pussay. Naw. That's not why she has cat face, because she obviously hasn't been nibbling on the punane rod lately. She's been too busy fighting with SamRo! Page Six claims that shit has gotten so dramatic that they started going to therapy together.
A source said, "They fight every day, screaming, crying and yelling at each other. Sam and Lindsay are still very much together and very much in love, but drama just seems to follow Lindsay, and Sam hates it. She deals with Lindsay every day. And every day for Sam means questioning, 'Is this worth it?' "
They don't need a therapist to tell them what the problem is: HoHan wants dick. Plain and simple. That's the problem with having a relationship with a "maybe bi-sexual." Sometimes you can't serve them the meal they want. It never worked out for me. The last bi-bitch I dated liked the snatch as much as he liked the peen. I'm a jealous whore as it is, so when we went out, I had to go off and chicks and dudes! It's double the work. I knew I couldn't hang with that shit when I actually screamed the words, "You wish I had a pussy!" When you start spouting that kind of shit, it's time to call it a fucking day.
SamRo is finding out the hard way.
Here's HoHan, SamRo and SamRo's mommy at the $30 million opening party of the Atlantis resort in Dubai. What recession?
Wireimage, Wenn
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Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:56pm.
I just seen them give Cartman one on Southpark, and he's like "man this place stinks" having no clue he had shit on his top lip.. looking like Hitler!!
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"Mom? If you were in a German "scheisse" video, you... you'd tell me, right? "
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They are so like Chestica and Nick-Wit. One is a no-talent clothes horse and the other is a semi-employed cazh-dresser.
I want a reality show about this relationship, on MTV, just so that it will go down in flames soon.
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:58pm.
Oh no. Is that a cue for someone to talk about anal minnows or leeches or whatever? :-0
LoLo.. Make sure those boots are all you are wearing!! rarrr! *claws at you*
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
If i were to star in a Japanese Horror Porn Movie i would were them boots over ther Sugaroo and Okie and id keep em on too.... cause they are scarry looking!
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LMAO @ LoLo for calling th DS a Chocolate Donut or a Japanese Ring.. Fucking Brilliant!! *claps* And yuckkky!! Around the whole mouth? I really had no idea.. I just seen them give Cartman one on Southpark, and he's like "man this place stinks" having no clue he had shit on his top lip.. looking like Hitler!!
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:53pm.
_Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:50pm.
Personally, it might be resin from the bong, but I was too stoned to notice.
Nice! Bong a long a ding dong baby!
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If I were stoned NOW, those fug-ass boots at the right of my screen that keep flashing might seem attractive to me. Am I the only one honored with that mess?
Submitted by mishma on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:51pm.
I bet Hohan uses blow as foundation, deodorant, Sweet N low, spaghetti seasoning and a delightful addition to any top shelf vodka funneled into a room temperature Evian bottle
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Makes the workplace tolerable.
the DUDE! abides...
Wasn't hohan in "Confessions of a teenage dramaqueen"? That is the real hohan. She attracts so much drama cuz she loves it. Poor SamRo
And I hate that nude shade of lipstick on her. She looks used and abused. In other words, fug.
I liker her dress...what a waste
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"I want to fuck my way to the garden,
cause everyone needs a mother fucker!" SOAD
_Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:52pm.
Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:50pm.
Personally, it might be resin from the bong, but I was too stoned to notice.
Nice! Bong a long a ding dong baby!
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Submitted by LoLo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:50pm.
Personally, it might be resin from the bong, but I was too stoned to notice.
OK now I know what a donkey punch is and frankly I can say without hesitation and with the utmost certainty that if a guy EVER did that to me I would have him killed.
I know people.
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Can you surry, can you picnic?
Fuck Dubai!! Surprised they didn't arrest these two on the spot for offending allah and his child molesting prophet mohammed
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Submitted by mishma on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:39pm.
Hi LORY!
Meh, "dirty Sanchez" does not qualify, IMHO as I classify a DS in the same category as, say, a donkey punch which I want to administer to Hohan so badly it makes my uterus hurt
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I feel for you Mish... Donkey punches are fun but you know me, I'm more of a Cleveland steamer kind of gal. I'm classy like that.
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Let me dirty up your mind.
Samantha just figured out that size does matter.
the DUDE! abides...
I bet Hohan uses blow as foundation, deodorant, Sweet N low, spaghetti seasoning and a delightful addition to any top shelf vodka funneled into a room temperature Evian bottle
Despite your heartfelt comments (and I *do* sense you were serious)...and dispite their notoriety, there is something to be said for a couple who care enuf to work things out. In our house, one of us *never tries so the other has given up. But with Lindz and Sam...hey, give them credit for wanting things to work.
Submitted by Sugaroo on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:48pm.
Oh for the love of all things hairy!
A dirty sanchez is a ring of feces around the orifice under your proboscis.
Not JUST the upper lip?
Youre to surround your entire mouff?
Wouldnt that be more of a chocolate dougnut or perhaps as fans of Japanese Horror Porn would call, The Ring?
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"They don't need a therapist to tell them what the problem is: HoHan wants dick. Plain and simple. That's the problem with having a relationship with a "maybe bi-sexual." Sometimes you can't serve them the meal they want. It never worked out for me. The last bi-bitch I dated liked the snatch as much as he liked the peen. I'm a jealous whore as it is, so when we went out, I had to go off and chicks and dudes! It's double the work. I knew I couldn't hang with that shit when I actually screamed the words, "You wish I had a pussy!" When you start spouting that kind of shit, it's time to call it a fucking day."
hahaha!! well put MK!!! I'm a straight female, but I could only imagine a bi-sexual will end up choosing the other gender in the end! A) society has made us feel it's more acceptable to be straight, and B) they probably feel like "something is missing" physically when they have sex with a same sex partner, I'd say this is especially true with bi-sexual women more so then bi-sexual men. I just can't imagine wanting to spend the rest of my life with another vagina instead of a Penis if I was bi.
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Submitted by gyeah on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:46pm.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:38pm.
You could not pay my hindparts enough $$ to vacation in Dubai.
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Have you been there? Beautiful city!
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Oh for the love of all things hairy!
A dirty sanchez is a ring of feces around the orifice under your proboscis.
Submitted by jiggywiddit on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:38pm.
... or is just clueing in that being a gay in a Muslim nation is a really bad idea.
You could not pay my hindparts enough $$ to vacation in Dubai.
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LMAO! Jeffro
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Rich and famous people suck.
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So Lohan is dating Winona Rider now?
Fuck it. NVM.
She looks high.
Donkey Punch tastes like ass.
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Classic Doodie-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XZOUTXKDgk
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
Donkey punch?
You guys are killing me!
I am going to have to bookmark urbandictionary.com
I don't want to be, ya know, uncool.
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I. Fucking. Hate. Her.
Just break up already...sick of their damn drama.
Maybe Dr. Ruth can be their counselor?
Pretty sure HoHan looks wasted in these pics, and thus catty around the eyes. (I'm just guessing because that's how I always look, and I'm always wasted).
I can't believe she would think of giving up HoHan's perfect lil boy hawtness for a GROSS man. Therapy is the only way.
Submitted by LOVE ANDERSON on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:38pm.
dookie = poopy.
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well then, how would one get, ahem, "dookie" on one's upper lip?
Oh, I see.
Dear me.
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Hi LORY!
Meh, "dirty Sanchez" does not qualify, IMHO as I classify a DS in the same category as, say, a donkey punch which I want to administer to Hohan so badly it makes my uterus hurt
I know shit.
heeeeeeeee eeeeeeeeeee get it?
LoLo knows shit!
LoLo dont know shit!
it all works!
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Submitted by DUDE on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:32pm.
Is that boy Lohan is with even 18?
That made me LOL! hahaha
Rich and famous people suck.
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Wow. I enlarged the first thumbnail and the look on Sam's face says it all.
Either she hates her mom, is over Lindsay, or is just clueing in that being a gay in a Muslim nation is a really bad idea.
You could not pay my hindparts enough $$ to vacation in Dubai.
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Don't look at his fromagerie area. It will cause your eyes to go into seizures and your brain will start asking a million questions.-MK
dookie = poopy.
"Going gray is like ejaculating. You know it can happen prematurely, but when it actually does, it's a total shock." MAH BOO!!!
Two Drama Twats in the house.
meant to say down to the shitter, heh.
We are siamese if you do please!
Doookie!! *points*
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Take that dick off your shoulder and put it in your mouf. Drink the evidence and hide the dick behind your head! The police is comin!
dookie=cookie dough?
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Submitted by mishma on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:25pm.
8 minutes, impressive.
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Look down LoLo and her bolt lightning reflexes already beat that clock down to the poop.
Mrs. K its a mustache made out of dookie.
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Submitted by Mrs.Kravitz on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:32pm.
what is a dirty sanchez?
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ZOMG! OH NO YOU DIDN'T!
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these two look like they've spent the whole night spacedocking each other...
Submitted by oklahoma on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:33pm.
Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:28pm.
she's stoned out of her tree!
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*looks into this being stoned out of tree thing* Sounds fantastic!!
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LOL Okie, I am taking a big swan dive out of this tree in about 2 hours!!!
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The next time you have a thought...LET IT GO.
I am going to find some way to apply scat to every facet of my life. Like when I am mixing meat loaf I can flash on that chunky log I passed earlier that morning. Or perhaps record the sound the toilet makes when I flush a bowl popper and put it on an endless loop to the Sugar Plum Fairy from the Nutcracker. Maybe I will just haul out kitty's litter pan and stare at it with longing and wonder. Yes, this will provide me all the stimulation and happiness one needs in a day.
MISH!!!!!!! XOXOXOXO
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Submitted by Jeffro11 on Fri, 11/21/2008 - 2:28pm.
she's stoned out of her tree!
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*looks into this being stoned out of tree thing* Sounds fantastic!!